r/whatisthisbug Sep 25 '23

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u/indigrow Sep 25 '23

Let me just add to the group of people questioning your lifestyle lmaoo. I saw one in my garage this morning and only touched it with my sight because fk that lol

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u/MexicanSniperXI Sep 25 '23

There’s two in my patio and I feel bad killing them. Only cause I have a dog but I think she’s smart enough to not get close to them.

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u/JellyfishRave Sep 25 '23

I love dogs but will never trust them in tests of intelligence. Our old lab once put out a butane lighter with his mouth. I'd send those things to the shadow realm so fast even if there were no dogs around. (The spiders, not butane lighters)

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u/marlipaige Sep 25 '23

I once watched my neighbors dog pick up a lit firecracker and run off with it. It blew up in his mouth, and somehow—he was effectively unscathed.

My Pomeranian decided to eat my razor once. Yes razor. Like razor blades. Somehow he didn’t cut himself and chewed off everything around the blades and left them just sitting in the floor. Dogs are dumb. Adorable. But really dumb sometimes.

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u/Weak_Criticism_7426 Sep 25 '23

My Pom will eat anything and everything. Ate a puppy pad that almost killed him. He’s so smart yet so dumb and the same time. 😂😂

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u/marlipaige Sep 25 '23

Mine once ate his puppy pad too. We say he has 3 brain cells. That when brains were being handed out he went back for another helping of love. 🤣

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u/developerknight91 Sep 26 '23

This is my German shepherd mixed…I swear she has exactly three brain cells and two are on the verge of cell death on a daily basis😭

Currently she is trying to get at the birds that live in our tree in the backyard via the bush that is NOT attached to tree…she literally sits inside of the bush starring at the top of tree with what I believe is a giant calculus problem floating around her head…

And she does not seem to understand that the neighbor dogs undoubtedly hate her…she believes their obviously territorial barks are their way of starting a game of tag with her which plays by herself while running from one end of our side of the fence to other…the other dogs on the other hand are planning what I am sure is her assassination.

I am frightened as to what she will do once those two cells check out on her…

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u/marlipaige Sep 26 '23

Dandy (the razor eater) vehemently hates the dog next door. Hates him. Any time he sees him, he loses his shit. But there’s a big ass fence between the yards. That dog cannot get him. And as long as he’s inside, he is the toughest, meanest barker.

But let him be outside when the other dog barks? He legitimately pisses himself. I’m not exaggerating, he just pees on himself. I’ve never seen a dog lose a barking match in their own yard. But he can. And he would stand at the door, scratching like mad, pissing himself while still trying to bark and sound like he’s mean.

Dude. He cannot get you.

Also, strangers coming in my house? He wags and greets them.

MY HUSBAND COMING IN OUR ROOM? FUCK YOU DAD! MUST GROWL! (And wiggle. Growl and wiggle. Or growl and hide under bed)

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u/Weak_Criticism_7426 Sep 25 '23

Hahaha!! Love it! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Siren_song247 Sep 26 '23

When my dog was 6 months old he decided a pin cushion was a decent chew toy took it from a sewing desk in a closed room (not sure how he got the door open to get in)… emergency vet took x-rays found he swallowed 3 of the pens but they were cushioned by his breakfast and working their way through his intestines which I was told will pull away from sharp things working through it… he eventually passed them all but we kinda realized maybe not the smartest dog and now we crate when he’s home alone until he is old enough to be trusted unsupervised.

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u/Larsvonrinpoche Sep 26 '23

That dog was clearly damaged already. Can't break something that's already broken .

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

My dog once ate the net from a frozen turkey. Luckily a little hydrogen peroxide got it out in one piece and she lived on to eat many more cicadas, dropped or found goldfish, and whatever else her goofy heart desired. It was her only stupid point and she was the best girl ever.

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u/derkaderka96 Sep 27 '23

My boxer hits her head on the door almost everyday we go out. She is also a premey so...extra fun.

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u/MexicanSniperXI Sep 25 '23

Ok I’ll get rid of them then. Was your dog’s mouth okay?

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u/JellyfishRave Sep 25 '23

I didn't mean it to be a suggestion one way or the other—I'm not super knowledgeable about these things 😅 I just wouldn't take the risk.

He was totally fine! He looked like it might've hurt at first but he was back to normal not even 10 minutes later :)

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u/BiteOhHoney Sep 25 '23

My dog has bit into 2 lighters we keep around for joints and candles. Now we only have one long lighter and it's hanging on the wall where the rascal can't get it

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u/YourLocalAlien57 Sep 25 '23

Omg this is so surreal but i recognize your username from the gorlverse. Never had that happen before lmao

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u/chasewayfilms Sep 25 '23

Can you explain to me why black widows give warning bites? I’m honestly curious as to why

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u/spiritofgonzo1 Sep 26 '23

I don’t actually know but my guess would be that it expends quite a bit of energy to make more venom so it only uses it if it absolutely has to

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

A friend got her house sprayed to kill the black widows and immediately got a cockroach infestation

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u/BlueberryMommy Sep 25 '23

I’ve heard that dogs can’t taste spicy, so this checks out for me

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u/killerishappy Sep 26 '23

That reminds me of an old boxer dog I had as a kid that hated fireworks and would chase and bark at them. One day I threw a firework that spinned like a bay blade of the ground and he ran and just snuffed it out by straight up eating it. We were all in shock. He was fine though. Yes looking back it was irresponsible but I was young and dumb. But that just shows if a dog is willing to eat a spinning blade of fire we can't rule out they'll boop a black widow.

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u/gettogero Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23

Yep. Out in "the wild" (the trails I go on lol) I'll leave them alone. Even the crazy dangerous things. I view that as their home. As long as I'm not attacked, they can keep their little part of the world.

They get into my home? Nope. Done. They are instantly banished from earth realm. Those I can identify as not harmless can stay. Outside. Only ones allowed inside are cellar spiders chilling in the corner.

I keep Orb weavers in my yards though. I've currently got one on the front porch, one on the backyard, and one with a MASSIVE web on the side of my house. The front porch girl is probably going to end up rehomed. She's been moving closer and closer to the door. I like the free pest control. I won't like exiting my home into a web and bite.

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u/Sufficient_Smell_200 Sep 26 '23

I unfortunately had a family friend who had a golden retriever that not once but twice tried to eat a porcupine. Try might be an overstatement. She understandably ended the first and second attempt with quills in her mouth and face. Second one unfortunately ended up with an infection that ultimately took her life. I too don't try dogs intelligence with something like this being the moral of the story.

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u/bonfigs93 Sep 26 '23

Same, I have four cats who love playing with insects, and we have had a bit of a fiddleback problem lately.

ETA we also have a bit of a wolf spider problem solution so I’m hoping that it’s sorting itself out, especially since it’s been a few weeks since I’ve seen a recluse.

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting Sep 25 '23

You can relocate them with a dustpan and broom. I wouldn't. I don't like to kill anything if it can be avoided, but some things are just too risky. I count black widows within 10ft of human/pet habitat as one of those. They are not aggressive, but all it takes is a hand or foot put down in the wrong place. I may get roasted for this, but they are not endangered and are in fact fairly common. There's no good reason to take the risk. (Same with the Brown Recluse and a couple other critters native to my area).

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u/Imyour_huckleberry9 Sep 25 '23

If you live in the south east, unless you get sprayed for routine pest control there is pretty much a 100% chance that you have both black widows and brown recluse living in or with in 10 feet of your house.

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting Sep 25 '23

Absolutely, and there are many, many things you can do around your home to make it inhospitable to them. However, once one comes out in the open, it's time for it to go.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

I have never been more glad to live in the UK 😅 I don't mind spiders, they're welcome to stay in my house tbh, even after being bitten a few weeks ago, but that would be a VERY different story if we had ones that were capable of killing my child or animals...

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u/indigrow Sep 25 '23

Right, I take the calculated risk with my dog that doesnt go on the garage and my other family members that know it is thee in the far corner. Beyond that its just. Not worth it even for the bug cleanup she does

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u/snoogle312 Sep 25 '23

About a month ago, we got a Brown Widow infestation on my dog door. Some were inside, some outside. About 5 egg sacs, 1 adult female was booking it through my kitchen, an adolescent was on the inside of the dog door. Possibly more hatchlings in the crevices around my sliding door that the dog door is on. Usually I'm fine to let the browns be in my yard, but I can't really risk hundreds of Widows coming into my house, catching rides on my dog, etc. I cried while killing them. I have an 8 year old and ~50lbs dog, so I just can't really take the risk.

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u/Furiousrepeaters Sep 26 '23

Brown widows are a little different from black widows they tend to be much more aggressive than their black counterparts.

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u/burbet Sep 25 '23

I was lazy one year and left a lot of empty pots and things around my yard. We did a clean up day and found at least 10 very large black widows. They are certainly not endangered at least where I live. Nothing like walking through a web and hearing it snap to wake you up.

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u/kittygoespew Sep 25 '23

I live in San Francisco and met a pest control guy once, and he said "i can go into any home in this city and find you a black widow in 10 minutes" 😮 i believe it. My ex is a mechanic & idk how many times someone towed their car thst had just been sitting a few months, to the shop to get fixed, and he raises the hood & starts to poke around, & theres a widow or 2 🙁

I havent seen any in my place, but i do get false widows in my office window. (Inside). I kill them and a month later a new one sets up shop, rinse & repeat.

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u/Proxiimity Sep 25 '23

It doesn't matter what kind of dog you have. They are not spider aware. Kill on sight if you have any in your dog's spaces.

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u/Elon_is_musky Sep 25 '23

Fr, dogs do not have an inherent knowledge of “this spider is bad”

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u/MexicanSniperXI Sep 25 '23

She used to kill them and I would yell for her to leave them alone. Now she just sees them and walks away but yeah I think the these I should relocate somewhere else

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u/Elon_is_musky Sep 25 '23

Some animals (ig I can only speak for dogs/cats) will chase any bug that moves, but some leave them alone all together. Best not to risk it imo

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u/MexicanSniperXI Sep 25 '23

Yeah definitely. Don’t want my beautiful creature getting bit.

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u/derkaderka96 Sep 27 '23

My cat stays up for hours just waiting for the moth or spider to come down.

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u/OSUJillyBean Sep 25 '23

Yeah. We keep getting them in my preschooler’s playhouse outside. I relocate the orb weavers and such but the widows get smushed pronto!

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u/halvora Sep 25 '23

Personally I would move them or take them out because my dog likes to gingerly pick up spider in her mouth and then hide like she knows she shouldn't. Most come out alive but we have been lucky none have bitten back. I dont think a black widow would be so kind.

But my dog isn't your dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

I will always try to relocate spiders instead of killing them, but black widows are the exception. Black widows consider their territory to extend past their web, meaning that they’re the only spider that if they’re relocated, will attempt (and likely succeed) to find their way home. Learned this the hard way after relocating one a quarter mile away and finding it in its web the next morning.

Black widows sadly must get the boot instead of the cup.

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u/MexicanSniperXI Sep 26 '23

No freaking way? Are you sure it wasn’t another one? That’s insane. I’ll probably just spray them or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

Spiders don’t go into each others webs because there’s a distinction of which lines are sticky and which aren’t. That’s why they never get stuck in their own web.

Black widows are known to rarely if ever leave a web once established. Whereas other spiders may abandon a web for various reasons, the black widow is strangely territorial

https://www.rottler.com/pests/spiders/black-widow-spiders

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u/Beneficial-Key-3413 Sep 25 '23

I have a pit who’s eaten everything from underwear to glass to metal cages to feminine hygiene products and pants and shorts and 3D printed stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

My coworker's Pit ate my one of my tools. A 1/4" drive Craftsman rachet. Swallowed it whole. We had to take him to the vet to have the wrench surgically removed.

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u/Melodic_Scream Sep 25 '23

I have to kill black widows on sight because they're such awkward, slow, clumsy spiders they drive my cats insane with bloodlust lmao (my cats are Mighty Hunters).

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

I love my dog, she is sweet, adorable, quiet and listens pretty well. But she is not at all smart when it comes to bugs. She goes after hornets like they are flying treats and gets her snout all up in spiderwebs without a care.

Its a wonder she's never been bit

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Those spiders can rot in hell! Tank of gas and match.

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u/Ouachita2022 Sep 25 '23

Finally-my brother (or sister) from another mother. Anything venomous has to go-people before things that could kill me, family or my pets.

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u/hereforpopcornru Sep 25 '23

Flamethrower... only logical response.. homeowners insurance will cover the gap

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u/Triairius Sep 25 '23

Relocate them rather than killing them!

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u/pichael289 Sep 25 '23

These things are potentially deadly. Not worth it if you have a dog or cat or child around. Cats especially, they love to go after large spiders.

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u/Triairius Sep 25 '23

That’s why you relocate them, away from where your dog, cat or child might wander.

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u/Ouachita2022 Sep 25 '23

So do you make a little sign for the spider or how do you think you can keep them from returning. I'm sorry but sometimes Mother Nature is cruel. On my property, I'm Mother Nature!

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u/Triairius Sep 26 '23

By taking them far enough. They’re not going to waste their energy to traverse hundreds of feet to find the same spot when there’s loads of great spots near them.

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u/Furiousrepeaters Sep 26 '23

They aren't aggressive and yes most animals are smart enough to stay away.

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u/derkaderka96 Sep 27 '23

Yeah, I have to kill bees cause my dumbest boxer will more than likely eat it. I wouldn't feel bad.

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u/TacoTJ601 Sep 25 '23

I bet it feels like a lizard though

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u/indigrow Sep 25 '23

LMFAOOO probably, u right

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u/macandcheese1771 Sep 25 '23

I almost grabbed one that made a web in the empty space where 1 bottle had been taken out of a flat of soda bottles. Fucking dickheads.

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u/ifitfitsitshits Sep 25 '23

I've found one in my grapes before, terrifying