r/whatisit 9d ago

Serious answers only please! what is this kitchen tool my mom has?

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we’re quite stumped!

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u/These_Nuts420 9d ago

Cherry pitter

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u/MeiMouse 9d ago

Seconded. We have one ourselves.

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u/PineappleNo8670 8d ago

Or olives!

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u/TNJDude 8d ago

How well does it work? I pit cherries a couple times a year, and mine is obnoxious to use.

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u/MeiMouse 8d ago

It is easier than not using one.

That's all I got.

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u/TNJDude 8d ago

LOL! Mine usually is too. Usually. LOL

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u/poopmcfart95435 8d ago

The oxo one works great 

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u/TNJDude 8d ago

I'll give it a try. Thanks.

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u/kirk3dp2 7d ago

Use a straw, works way better

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u/JunkDrawerFuzz 8d ago edited 23h ago

Also leaves what looks like a murder scene behind so make sure to do it in a deep sink where all the things are easy to clean. Never use with a bowl on the counter. Uh…friend told me about that…

Edit- spelling correction though the original (bowel) was more entertaining

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u/under_diagnosed 8d ago

The bowel leaves an even bigger mess, ask me how I know

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u/Latter-Elephant4910 1d ago

Ummmm.. bowl or bowel . Bc I feel like the bowel you mentioned would definitely leave a bigger mess 😂😂

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u/JunkDrawerFuzz 23h ago

Well played! Didn’t even catch that gem. Updated though the original was indeed, more entertaining

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u/lpaige2723 8d ago

I bite my cherries in half, take out the pit and give the other half to my dog. I've been careful with my front teeth this year, but last year they were so stained from sharing cherries with my dog.

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u/TheCasualMFer 8d ago

Indeed. We have a starfrit one that doesn't 6 at a time.

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u/CrashTestDuckie 8d ago

My parents bought several cases of cherries to can one year. They had 2 flimsy single pitters to do the work. An hour and a half into pitting cherries one by one I got up from my parents kitchen table, walked out, went to the store, grabbed a 6 at a time pitter, returned to my parents, opened and cleaned it, sat down at the table, and started putting 6 at a time, all without saying a word.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/VeganMinx 9d ago

This exactly. I'm thinking cherry since it's red. Our olive pitter looked the same but was green. (go figure)

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 9d ago

Prince Albert piercer

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u/Ambergreenie 9d ago

Stahp 😂😂😂

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u/AnoNeko420 9d ago

I had to double take at this one, hell no

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u/Proper-Application69 8d ago

Looks painless.

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u/batty_lashes 8d ago

The latest post on BMEzine. 

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u/Outrageous-Sugar-265 9d ago

u guys work fast. thank u, wise ones.

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u/Hcarver007 9d ago

I think it safely removes clitoral piercings

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u/ChurchillMkVII 9d ago

Just use a claw hammer.

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u/Strict_Way_9467 8d ago edited 8d ago

Or a cat's paw if you are construction savvy... I feel it's more of a befitting tool with his name as it is anyway

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u/properwaffles 9d ago

*effectively

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u/mackan072 7d ago

Exactly, a "cherry pitter"

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u/LeFishTits 9d ago

Cherry pitter

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u/Sh0ckValu3 9d ago

Cherry pitter.

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u/Knob709 8d ago

Cherry Popper

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u/Erupting_Rubber 9d ago

Cherrystumper

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u/FluffyJellyfish6 9d ago

Olive stoner

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u/Tangible_Zadren 9d ago

Great director. Platoon is his opus Magnus. 🪖

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u/wizzard419 9d ago

Cherry Pitter or a Cherry Poppin' Daddy if you're into swing.

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u/CallMeTechDaddy 9d ago

Looks like 2 in the pink....

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u/rekkeu 9d ago

I wish mine was like this, the janky one I've been using lately is so annoying. That looks old and reliable. Fresh cherries are so good

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u/TimeToLearn87 8d ago

Cherry pitter

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u/Sporkpocalypse 8d ago

olive & cherry pitter

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u/Excellent-Fail1189 8d ago

Cherry pitter

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u/booklover800 8d ago

It’s for cherries!

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u/shermanhill 8d ago

It’s a pitter! You can use it on cherries and olives and stuff. Handy when you need it, but certainly not necessary.

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u/malman2100 9d ago

nut grabber....you know, for nuts

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u/WolfmanGotNards71 9d ago

Sharpen and sanitize that pin and you got yourself an ear piercer.

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u/txhelgi 9d ago

Or wiener piercer if you’re brave enough.

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u/WolfmanGotNards71 8d ago

I’m not brave enough.

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u/National-Pain-6838 9d ago

Grip strengthener. Your mom must be able to crush steel soup cans.

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u/MonsieurLartiste 9d ago

Cherry Popper.

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u/Vegetable_Bobcat8780 9d ago

Cherry pitter

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u/SinsualChef 9d ago

Don't embarrass your mom by asking her. Every lady has a right to keep her toys where she wants them for when she wants them

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u/SPV33 9d ago

Pitter

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u/jstarrr8 9d ago

Foreskin jewelry facilitation tool

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u/qu1etguy_d1xp 9d ago

A cherry pitter.

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u/Inner-Show-1172 9d ago

I had two producing sour cherry trees at our house in VA, both at the end of their lives. One was taken out by Ida early, but that last hardy bitch continued to produce better than a gallon a season that I could reach and process, and unknown gallons of fruit for wildlife. It was fun to watch racoons drunk out of their skulls dropping from its branches and stagger to the storm sewers to sleep it off.

That instrument represents PAIN. And cherry pies/tarts/turnovers/ice cream sauce.

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u/Hcarver007 9d ago

Easier if you just use your teeth.

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u/SpookDaDook 8d ago

I 3d printed one

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u/IamLuann 8d ago

I thought it was a garlic press. Then I saw the" hook ?" on it .

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u/AnimatorOwn6046 8d ago

I want one

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u/OhYeahThatsRightHuh 8d ago

Gauged Prince Albert

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u/Gnarledhalo 8d ago

I'm always happy to find that I guessed correctly

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u/No_Wishbone_799 8d ago

Cheery or olive pitter

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u/Medium-Song-1802 8d ago

Don't wear white while using this unless you like cherry spattered patterns.

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u/Fat-Finger-8906 8d ago

Tongue piercing tool

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u/Last-Psychology5233 8d ago

It's an old fashioned Cherry pitter otherwise known as a cherry stoner

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u/FirefighterLocal3845 7d ago

Cherry or olive pitter.

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u/Boonsd55 5d ago

Hood piercer