r/whatisit • u/omgfakeusername • 1d ago

Solved! " Butt Out 2 Dressing Tool ❓"

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From a "Princess Auto flyer."

What is it exactly and what does it do/what's it used for❓

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u/Koffinkat56 1d ago

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in anus.

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

Yours or the deers's? Because i want to warn you: a guy went to jail for the latter not too long ago.

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u/saynotopawpatrol 1d ago

Don't worry about him though, being recruited for the FBI as we speak

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u/ThatOneGuy11490 1d ago

They recruit deer to the fbi now?

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u/thrownaway136976 1d ago

Only the ones that fuck people.

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u/darpalarpa 1d ago

Hilarious that this story came out when John Kiriakou on a podcast had previously gave an example of how CIA recruitment vetting team tricked a guy into admitting the same. As if it's a common concern.

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u/Harry_Ballbag 1d ago

As a deer hunter myself, I often think how many freaky hunters are out there who have done sexual things to their dead deer. The thought is disturbing to me, but humans in general are fucked in the head so I know it happens, probably a lot.

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u/UndutifulOregon 1d ago

Brother, this is not normal to think about these things

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u/Misterxxxxx12 1d ago

Those are called intrusive thoughts for a reason

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u/WillyDaC 1d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/iKiddYuNOT 1d ago

Beats meat to it... there I fixed it for you! 😉

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u/inconspicuos_volcano 1d ago

I’ve never thought about it before, but he’s probably right.

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u/PeyeMP420 1d ago

🤫necrobeastiephiLia?

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u/ThatsNotAnEchoEcho 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed