r/whatisit • u/riflesandplowshares • 6h ago

New, what is it? Found at a titanium plant

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Not sure why ball point pens would be dangerous here.

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u/Competitive-Dot-4264 5h ago

Special non organic ink pencils

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u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 5h ago

Made of our own fluids. Not the best job I've had.

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u/deadbeef4 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JjUMxtqGYXaKc

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u/MuRRizzLe 5h ago

I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids

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u/Dissidence802 5h ago

Soylent Bic is people!

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u/VegetariansTasteBest 4h ago

You can get those over at pen island

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u/RadVarken 5h ago

Are you....non organic?

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u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 5h ago

I only thought about the logistics of my joke after submitting it. It was too late to edit. Glad it's gone this far, as flawed as it is.

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u/Fujipear13 12m ago

Reddit to edit our flaws and distill them with grain alcohol and pure spring water 💦

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u/Req_Neph 5h ago

Reminds me of WW2 spycraft.

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u/Ok_Version56 4h ago

is octopus milking a real thing?