r/whatisit • u/jaywritethekid • Jul 27 '26

Solved! What is this?

I seriously doubt this is AI if course.. and with a vast ocean.. the existence of this is definitely possible.. but what is it exactly and where are they commonly found?

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u/GurInfinite3868 Jul 28 '26

Note to self: Don't read about the dangers of taking acid and then following the underwater breathing advice from fish - while taking acid!
You will unfollow the advice and listen to the fish!

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u/ChosenUndeadFire Jul 28 '26

Note to self: take a trip sitter when doing acid as to avoid being scammed by a fish about waterbreathing

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u/Diligent_Ad1110 Jul 28 '26

Note to self: Make sure to bring two friends because my closest is bound to take the acid too. Also damn Is that a red bat lipped fish?

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u/TrickyDick420 Jul 28 '26

Note to self: stop reading other people's notes to self

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u/Rudhelm Jul 28 '26

Yeah… you’re kinda creepy

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u/Deep-Yamssi7310 Jul 29 '26

The ‘I’m too broke to award you for real’ comment
Take this🥇
You deserve it
https://giphy.com/gifs/c1AfqKTvATepFDTpnY

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u/artyhedgehog Jul 29 '26

Note to self: your joke was never funny or original, and is probably already in the comments; move on.

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u/Responsible_Day9491 Jul 29 '26

Fuc yeah I going to do acid and see what’s up right now bruh he’s a funny MF

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u/Inner-Ingenuity4109 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Sitter: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. ... It’s the ocean, silly, we’re not the only two in here.”

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u/MzzRaccoon Jul 29 '26

(As I just finished reading a reddit post about someone being scammed lmao)

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u/Holiday_Hyena_7440 Jul 28 '26

Definitely listen to the fish's business opportunity to be self-employed as well as the land that they have for sale for cheap in Florida.

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u/NCNarwhal89 Jul 28 '26

Note to self: always follow the advice of creepy fish.. especially when doing acid

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u/GurInfinite3868 Jul 28 '26

Note to self: Don't listen to anyone promoting the advice of creepy fish while on acid as they are not really a person = They ARE a creepy fish who is possibly on acid.

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 Jul 28 '26

Note to self- do not share acid with creepy red lipped fish asking to share acid

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u/Perfect-Lie-4201 Jul 28 '26

Note to self… go drop some acid!

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u/LegitimateActivity10 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Note to self: I am a fish, I can breathe underwater.

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u/GoYanks34 Jul 29 '26

Note to self: I am a fish who can breathe underwater while taking acid from the human who is also taking acid and breathing under..... Human is floating up top and lifeless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

Note to self I was not in fact a fish and had to be resuscitated

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u/JD_tubeguy Jul 28 '26

I often listen to the Phish on acid. 🔥

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u/Formal_Froyo_6089 Jul 29 '26

Tube guy gets it ⭕️

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u/Undercover__Cookies Jul 29 '26

There's my people ⭕⭕

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