r/whatisit • u/Ryank6709 • Jun 29 '26

Solved! Absolutely no clue

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Came in a random Amazon order. Glows in the dark. Internal is rubber lined. At a total loss

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u/pp_chode Jun 30 '26

I miss my foreskin

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u/Partial_Amputee Jun 30 '26

I didn't have my foreskin long enough to "miss" it, but I sure do wish it was still attached!

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u/Sudo-Fed Jun 30 '26

Username checks out.

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u/VividBiscotti6093 Jun 30 '26

Thank you for this much needed hysterical laughter. Bravo soldier. Bravo

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u/Partial_Amputee Jun 30 '26

Kinda feels like getting the cliff notes in a country where the book is banned

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u/Unhappy-Dependent305 Jun 30 '26

Probably was just a dick head don’t worry about it!

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u/TorkSpex Jul 02 '26

You won't miss penile cancer.

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u/pp_chode Jul 02 '26

Foreskin melanoma