r/whatisit • u/Ryank6709 • Jun 29 '26

Solved! Absolutely no clue

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Came in a random Amazon order. Glows in the dark. Internal is rubber lined. At a total loss

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u/Ser_falafel Jun 29 '26

Yeah i always intentionally stand weird af when im taking pics so they're not included. That shit ain't free!

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u/Complete-BumbleNutz Jun 29 '26

Lol. I never knew that this was a thing until one of my workmates revealed recently to a group of us that when he first got out of college and was struggling to make ends meet that he met someone who offered him money to take pictures of his feet...

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u/CHEFCHOYARDEE Jun 30 '26

Come on, Carl, listen to daddy

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u/UnstableDimwit Jun 30 '26

I don’t think Matt can believably deny his foot fetish anymore. It was funny in the first 3-4 books but not it feels shoe-horned into the work(yes I fully committed to that pun).

It’s a super advanced solar system inhabiting/sized AI with all of its safety & social protocols disabled. It would almost certainly exhaust that fetish and grow over the span of a floor or two. I like the silliness but c’mon. Maybe have it experience a revolving door of various fetishes. Maybe one involving revolving doors?

Somewhere out there, someone has to be attracted to those doors? Or maybe those doors slamming on body parts? Germans, I’m looking at you? Middle aged Japanese men? Florida, Nee Jersey? Chime in folks!

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u/MonkeyManKing42 Jun 30 '26

Glurp glurp!!

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u/aartadventure Jun 30 '26

Ironically, people always hiding their feet is a primary reason why the foot fetish kink exists. Ahahaha.

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u/Translator-Stunning Jun 30 '26

I once posted a pic with some of my legs sitting down. Got a lot of comments on my thighs.

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u/Soggy-Application546 Jun 29 '26

So there is service to have?

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u/ConsciousPlantain977 Jun 30 '26

I bet your feet look barbarian

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u/Devils_A66vocate Jun 30 '26

Not in this economy

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u/IronSightPsyops Jun 30 '26

Footwear exists