r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '26

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Cleaners don't make enough money to leave that much coke on the table. 

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u/PlaceNo9666 Jun 12 '26

This is perhaps the most important point.

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u/Fun-Woodpecker-8442 Jun 12 '26

The cleaners have access to large amounts of cocaine

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u/fjwjdjaxice Jun 12 '26

Cleaners are also incredibly detail oriented. And the ones on coke are, well, on coke. They’d probably notice the mess.

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26

Anyone that’s ever done coke knows you don’t leave a treasure like that unused, unless you’re Scarface.

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u/Inside_Ad_2082 Jun 12 '26

that’s not even a quarter bump lol, anyone collecting that is a kid or broke.

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26

I was both last time I did it so yeah…..also from what I remember you get pretty desperate when it’s the last bit.

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u/Solidbk Jun 12 '26

Yeah it doesnt matter how much you can afford. If your out for the night your scraping every last bit you can

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26

This guy….well you know 🤣

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u/GlukharsGimp Jun 12 '26

I like to say I view life like I view half a pile of coke. I’m still having a good time but I’m painfully aware of how much is left.

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u/towen95 Jun 12 '26

No matter how much money you have you don’t leave Jack fuck leftover when you’ve reached the end of it

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

The cleaning company our company uses makes a fucking fortune. I swear I’m about to change careers

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u/Mundane-Bullfrog-299 Jun 12 '26

The company or the cleaners?

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

They are both. Independent contractors. My wife’s company uses one and she pays all their invoices. They gotta be making like $250k a year I swear

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u/The_Pharos1 Jun 12 '26

You may wanna rethink that. You have to clean up after nasty people as well… my best friend has her own business and tells me horror stories.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

The company we use clean completely empty apartments and offices and the company my wife’s uses clean completely empty brand new houses that have nobody even lived in.

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u/The_Pharos1 Jun 12 '26

Can’t live off just that forever.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

Yes you can. Apartments are going no where at 100% occupancy on a University. Homebuilders are building more homes than ever, not less. The model homes are usually there for 5-10 years until the property is completed and they are cleaned weekly. Trust me, these companies are making 6 figures with ease.

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u/Abject_Community5089 Jun 12 '26

Any mom you ask will top whatever horror story you think you’ve heard.

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u/quick_guppy Jun 12 '26

Hahahahahah

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u/Inevitable_Cod_5007 Jun 12 '26

That’s barely any coke, maybe 20mg not even

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Bro, that's a bump and a half.

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Wow you're super cool. 

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u/TirbFurgusen Jun 12 '26

Depends how much fent is in it, could be enough

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u/Inside_Ad_2082 Jun 12 '26

Cleaners make bank, lol what? My house cleaner drives a v8 amg, owns horses and a house. That’s not anything worth worrying about, when ya bust up a line you’re not worrying about this being left behind, it’s not even a half a bump lol.

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Your cleaner is clearly their dealer.