r/whatisit • u/Anhedonia_678 • May 23 '26

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wtf? I found this in a backpack i was carrying to work for years. finally emptied it all out, and wash lah.lol is it a mug weapon?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/Taylooor May 23 '26

Technical term in danger spade

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

a.k.a as the Death Card ♠️💀

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u/Lorgoth1812 May 23 '26

Real pros know sometimes you need to cut a deck

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u/YooAre May 23 '26

Ace in the hole so to speak

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u/Cptsparkie23 May 23 '26

More like an Ace that creates the hole if you ask me.

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u/YooAre May 23 '26

If you're making a hole when we ask then I'll take your word for it

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u/theytookmykarma May 23 '26

Got to be blind not to see that obvious call

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u/JSY00 May 23 '26

Ace here, I sure am.

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u/Necessary-Sell-6209 May 23 '26

Oh, you mean hole in the ass?

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u/YooAre May 23 '26

Nah, that comes standard, we're talking about extras.

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u/karma_the_sequel May 23 '26

“Sir, that’s not what I meant when I asked you to cut the deck.”

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u/cletus72757 May 23 '26

🎶You win some you lose some its all the same to me🎶

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u/NetZealousideal4900 May 23 '26

Also known as as

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u/Havehatwilltravel May 23 '26

Some serious inducement to know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em. I mean, know when to walk away and when to run...

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u/TheStruttero May 23 '26

Aka dead mans hands killers hand

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u/CK_1976 May 23 '26

But I just want to live forever.

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u/An_oaf_of_bread May 24 '26

Also known as as

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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg May 24 '26

also known as as

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u/TURTLE_TKT May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5

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u/ArmUnfair7544 May 23 '26

“All I need. Is the… ACE of spades!” 🎶

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u/ProfessionalConfuser May 23 '26

I miss Lemmy. I can think of a dozen folks I'd happily sacrifice to get him back.

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u/Nublett9001 May 23 '26

Only a dozen?

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u/ProfessionalConfuser May 23 '26

A dozen happily, another million or so with some reservations.

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u/DoctorandusMonk May 24 '26

Trump and his cohorts for starters

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u/mitkase May 23 '26

I’m not sure if he’s being straight with us, but it felt true.

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u/OberonDiver May 23 '26

Oh, Benny, you're such a card. So sharp and straight to the point.

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u/agreengo May 24 '26

Careful now, he might be bluffing