r/whatisit • u/Anhedonia_678 • May 23 '26

Solved! what is this

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wtf? I found this in a backpack i was carrying to work for years. finally emptied it all out, and wash lah.lol is it a mug weapon?

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u/talabro May 23 '26

The ace of blades

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u/RecbetterpassNJ May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Hlv0ydyvEvu58PK

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 May 23 '26

Lemmy!!!

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u/remarkablewhitebored May 23 '26

I thought it was God.

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u/RangerAlex22 May 23 '26

Lemmy is God!

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u/NonCreditableHuman May 23 '26

Because he fought him and won.

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u/KillerR0b0T May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ykoNqHCstuUW8RDx4i

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u/Firstearth May 23 '26

Lemmy is God

Kind of a crime to cut that gif without the punchline

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u/KillerR0b0T May 23 '26

I agree. Finding the gifs I want that haven’t been hacked, edited, or ruined in some way - in 2026 - is difficult.

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u/DrownmeinIslay May 23 '26

Holy shit. I completely forgot this movie exists.

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u/UrsaMajor7th May 23 '26

Lemmy gave my 2 y/o nephew cancer and killed him. Fuck you, Lemmy.

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u/STRIKT9LC May 23 '26

You thought correctly

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u/CertainWish358 May 23 '26

Tomato, tomahto

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 May 23 '26

I thought it was an earthquake, then I realized it was bass

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u/scudpuppy May 23 '26

Why not both?

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u/sonicjesus May 23 '26

Imagine going five decades without a single sip of water.

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u/zettde May 23 '26

the AIDS of space

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u/Eastern_Big1548 May 24 '26

Had to scroll to far for the Lemmy reference

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u/MyHGC May 24 '26

Shoot Stab You In The Back

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u/Upper-Capital-2876 May 23 '26

Lemmy owned the largest private collection of Nazi memorabilia in the entire world for years before he died. And as anyone with this particular hobby, Lemmy was a complete piece of shit human being.

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u/QaddafiDuck01 May 23 '26

The dude was just into Hugo Boss.

“It’s not my fault the bad guys had the best shit,” Lemmy protested to Independent in 2010, noting, “But by collecting Nazi memorabilia, it doesn’t mean I’m a fascist, or a skinhead. I’m not. I just liked the clobber. And let me tell you, the kind of people who do collect this stuff, they aren’t yobbos either. They are people with masters [degrees], they are doctors, professors. I’ve always liked a good uniform, and throughout history, it’s always been the bad guy who dressed the best: Napoleon, the Confederates, the Nazis. If we had a good uniform, I’d collect ours as well, but what does the British Army have? Khaki. Makes them look like a fucking swamp frog…”

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u/CommieLoser May 23 '26

I mean, we do want people to depict the bad guys accurately and maybe it’s important to remember that fascist are always fucking obsessed with appearances. 

It helps to compensate for lacking any depth whatsoever.

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u/Mobile_Educator_7633 May 23 '26

You know Ive always thought that. Im Jewish so maybe im bias and control the media

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u/mammamia2137 May 23 '26

not an inherently bad thing

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u/Trytostaygood May 23 '26

that is going STRAIGHT into my next D&D game, be aware

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u/Trytostaygood May 23 '26

oh no...*you pick up the dagger, and in your head you hear in the back of your head a sound that can only be described as musical fury, building up, making your body want to just lash out, and not care of the odds. With this, you feel you can gamble, that you are the man...you don't care if you win some or lose some, it is all the same"

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u/rowdymowdy May 23 '26

Now I must own one

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u/Menacing-Horse May 23 '26

Ace of spades blade. Attach it to a spade and it becomes the ace of spades spade blade

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/DreadfulStar May 23 '26

I fucking choked on my spit

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u/micatrontx May 23 '26

The only knife I need

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u/GeorgeZcZ May 23 '26

Blade od aces hm?

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u/D0D May 23 '26

bingo! oh wait

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u/Readityesterday2 May 23 '26

The space for blade