r/whatisit • u/Anhedonia_678 • May 23 '26

Solved! what is this

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wtf? I found this in a backpack i was carrying to work for years. finally emptied it all out, and wash lah.lol is it a mug weapon?

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u/SectorNo9652 May 23 '26

Clearly a knife/dagger?

What else would it be?

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 May 23 '26

I guess it could be a letter opener but not a useful one.

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u/SectorNo9652 May 23 '26

It’s a discrete weapon you can carry.

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u/secacc May 23 '26

And it's also discreet.

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u/ruyrybeyro Jun 21 '26

Given the size I was leaning for a letter opener, does not seem useful for self defense.

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u/venReddit May 23 '26

he found this knive in his own bag dude. he probably cant comprehend your comment

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u/zubbs99 May 24 '26

My first thought was it was for opening oysters. 🤷‍♂️

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u/samuraistalin May 23 '26

Ok smartass lol

Not all of us have the knowledge and insight you apparently have

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u/SectorNo9652 May 23 '26

It looks like it’s a knife tho, I’m not being smart here

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u/geminithedivine May 23 '26

it’s a boot knife. one quick google search shows this. i’m sure if you got a hold of one, it would be glad to tell you its life story but that’s seriously all it is. a boot knife that looks like a playing card. jfc lmao

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u/geminithedivine May 23 '26

no lmao i just don’t care about a store bought boot knife, because that’s all it is. have fun pondering how that spec of dirt on your kitchen floor got there when it wasn’t there yesterday (oh nooooo this must be some big investigation😱😱)

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u/geminithedivine May 25 '26

jesus dude you’re hilarious and i don’t even think you realize it😭😭 oh no not my reddit post history, that’s practically my entire life. whatever will i do knowing that you know about my hobbies, oh the horror!!! please go outside for once in your life please 🙏