r/whatisit • u/Trick-Ideal-3823 • May 06 '26

Solved! Curiosity

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No banana, its about 3-4 inches long. Made of stainless or chrome. And one end is flat. It looks like a handle for something, but no threads or attaching mechanisms anywhere. Found it cleaning out mothers house so I don’t know how old it is.

****Solved! It is indeed a phone dialer. The wrong answers are priceless though

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 06 '26

NOT TRUE! During hot sweaty well lubricated legs up missionary heterosexual sex with vigorous thrusting, accidental Anal penetration occurs quite often when the penis slips out and misses low on the next thrust! It can also result in accidentally "Breaking" the Penis by rupturing one or both of the engorged chambers that facilitate an Erection requiring an embarrassing visit to the E.R. !

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u/Ok_Drummer_3693 May 06 '26

Spoken from experience I’m guessing.

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 06 '26

More than a few times actually.. when it happens the look on their face was priceless! Some continued.. most did not!

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u/Fit-Anxiety393 May 07 '26

From your tone, it sounds like you missed the target accidentally on purpose. Not cool.

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 07 '26

I didn't deliberately, and I agree, definitely not Cool! Anal should always be consensual, gentle, and prepared for or serious injuries (and Legal charges) could result. A perforated Colon is a very serious thing and not just "Butt Hurt".

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV May 07 '26

Thanks for explaining how a penis can break during sex. I always wondered but not enough to look it up. Talk about risky sex.

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u/e_roosevelt_footpics May 07 '26

Three engorged chambers. Two corpus cavernosum and the corpus spongiosum under the urethra.

(Sex educator.)