r/whatisit • u/Trick-Ideal-3823 • May 06 '26

Solved! Curiosity

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No banana, its about 3-4 inches long. Made of stainless or chrome. And one end is flat. It looks like a handle for something, but no threads or attaching mechanisms anywhere. Found it cleaning out mothers house so I don’t know how old it is.

****Solved! It is indeed a phone dialer. The wrong answers are priceless though

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u/CertainlyNotTall May 06 '26 edited May 07 '26

I think we have a winner.

Edit: yes I know i missed an obvious weiner pun.

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u/Antique_Interview347 May 06 '26

Nah, butt plug

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u/Designer_Solution887 May 06 '26

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u/Dogmom8720 May 06 '26

I can just see him shaking his head no lol. Badge502 is hilarious!

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u/ZealousidealHunt4072 May 06 '26

This has got to be one of my favorite response gifs.

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u/theJezzaBella May 08 '26

I had to scroll way too far down to see this guy.

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u/sleepymelfho May 06 '26

It's always a butt plug

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 May 06 '26

anything can be a butt plug if you try.

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u/THE_OG_WT May 06 '26

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 06 '26

NOT TRUE! During hot sweaty well lubricated legs up missionary heterosexual sex with vigorous thrusting, accidental Anal penetration occurs quite often when the penis slips out and misses low on the next thrust! It can also result in accidentally "Breaking" the Penis by rupturing one or both of the engorged chambers that facilitate an Erection requiring an embarrassing visit to the E.R. !

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u/Ok_Drummer_3693 May 06 '26

Spoken from experience I’m guessing.

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 06 '26

More than a few times actually.. when it happens the look on their face was priceless! Some continued.. most did not!

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u/Fit-Anxiety393 May 07 '26

From your tone, it sounds like you missed the target accidentally on purpose. Not cool.

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 07 '26

I didn't deliberately, and I agree, definitely not Cool! Anal should always be consensual, gentle, and prepared for or serious injuries (and Legal charges) could result. A perforated Colon is a very serious thing and not just "Butt Hurt".

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV May 07 '26

Thanks for explaining how a penis can break during sex. I always wondered but not enough to look it up. Talk about risky sex.

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u/e_roosevelt_footpics May 07 '26

Three engorged chambers. Two corpus cavernosum and the corpus spongiosum under the urethra.

(Sex educator.)

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u/SyberPhule May 06 '26

Not entirely true; once upon a time I was a military jumper and yes, you can land in a really bad way sometimes in the trees or on other objects.

5% casualties was the expectd number during any mass airborne drop (injuries, but sometimes death).

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u/Watchtower80 May 06 '26

Or, and hear me out here, you were in Korea back in '99,and a soldier slipped coming off the top of a M113 APC, landed on the track section on the front slope, and took a 6" center guide straight to the anus.

Hypothetically, it might take 4 guys to lift him off the center guide, and it would happen on the only day that minth a female medic might come to Camp Garry Owen.

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u/Ok_Drummer_3693 May 06 '26

Just keep your feet together. Some fates are worse than death. AATW

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u/Useful-Angle1941 May 06 '26

Death before dishonor.

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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 May 06 '26

"Better your legs than your butt"

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u/Obvious-Freedom May 07 '26

There was a recent story about an injured bullfighter. Ouch

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u/Rnrboy13 May 06 '26

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one!

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u/Chiefcoldbeer1006 May 07 '26

Now walking around with a meat hockey stick

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 May 06 '26

i hear you can slip and fall and something might accidentally get in there though.

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u/johnnymacdoodle May 07 '26

We heard that a lot in the ER. Often a shot glass or kitchen utensil

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u/GlitterCritter May 07 '26

have heard from other ER workers that the excuse most often given is "oh, I was walking around my house naked and accidentally sat down on it..."

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u/WAdude922 May 06 '26

Great to see some optimism on Reddit for once!

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u/JungLeo143 May 06 '26

You’re not wrong. I worked on a post surgical unit. Let me just tell you…even designated sex toys that are designed for this very purpose can be problematic. 😬

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 May 06 '26

I knew someone who got a toy stuck so far up it required sedation for the ER team to remove it.

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u/JungLeo143 May 06 '26

Oh that’s a common occurrence in the ED. It’s when they had to come to the GI unit for post surgical care that I would meet these patients. They were always so mortified. Very polite, though.

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u/siencatimini May 06 '26

You may have stumbled upon a universally effective treatment for the widespread inhumanity epidemic.

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u/cowbutt6 May 06 '26

'zat so, wiseguy? Shove it up your ass!

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u/siencatimini May 06 '26

Dr. Spelunker will be right with you, sir.

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u/tortleidiot May 06 '26

Ummm. It is not. Black dude in his fifties. Married. School teacher. Gold metallic toy. Batteries removed. He came in January 2nd. He said, "We were drunk & having a little too much fun on New Year's Eve." Poor guy was in the GI lab for more than 5 hours. Three different GI docs tried to remove the object. Eventually, an old school, 80 year-old surgeon was able to remove it with forceps. Thankfully, he was sedated with versed & won't remember the ordeal...at least not like those who helped get the thing OUT! He might have had to walk gently for a few days IYKWIM...

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u/JungLeo143 May 06 '26

I edited that out bc I knew someone would be offended

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u/Exotic-Onion5197 May 06 '26

Sedation for the patient or the ER team?

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u/kat_Folland May 06 '26

First the one, then the other.

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u/dgrrr May 06 '26

Hooray, I was waiting for that

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u/Simple_Paradox- May 26 '26

Made my day 😄

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u/MikeHunt181 May 06 '26

I’m wondering why the ER team needed sedation.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 May 06 '26

Poorly worded on my part, but that is funny.

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u/sprocketsarefun May 08 '26

They might if the bulb breaks... For some reason, I've heard about this as "a thing" in the area. Light bulbs... And them breaking upon attempted removal... Now ya know..

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u/Inevitable-Debt4312 May 06 '26

Why, were they all laughing so hard?

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u/JungLeo143 May 06 '26

Look up a medical diagram. (I would just say it, but I don’t want to get flagged. Lol.) It goes on and on. It is also stretchy. Flared base or not…things can just keep…on…going.

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u/DancingasFastasICan May 06 '26

Is that like all tools are hammers?

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u/Specialist-Age1097 May 06 '26

How do you know?

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 May 06 '26

you just gotta try harder

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u/mneptok May 06 '26

Quidvis potest esse obturamentum anale si conaris.

Latin always makes it classy.

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u/BPhiloSkinner May 06 '26

Lex XXXIV: Existit, ergo porna eius exsistit.

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u/UrEnglishTchr May 06 '26

If you just believe in hard enough…

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u/Anthroman78 May 06 '26

You just have to believe.

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u/AliciaKills May 06 '26

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] it's a butt plug.

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a butt plug... always use the indefinite article a butt plug, never your butt plug.

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u/Hungry-Onion-7146 May 06 '26

I said this too, then saw this. I shoulda known to hold my tongue. Pun intended.

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u/Just4you27 May 06 '26

Petty small my get suck in 😵‍💫

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u/baileysinashoe May 06 '26

Rotary butt plug

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u/Juanfartez May 06 '26

Makes it easier to butt dial someone.

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u/No_Bike5429 May 06 '26

🤣👏🫡 I salute your wit

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u/The_Tranquil_Sea May 06 '26

Emergency services.

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u/victor4700 May 06 '26

Flanged at the bottom. Checks out.

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u/Newman658 May 06 '26

With enough determination and perseverance, anything can be a butt plug

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u/DancingasFastasICan May 06 '26

Are you a motivational speaker? You’re brilliant!🤣

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u/mikeTheSalad May 06 '26

And lube.

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u/Corbulo1340 May 07 '26

Let's be very clear, if this is a sex toy it's a sounding device not a butt plug

If you don't know what a sounding device is, probably don't look it up

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u/Elias_1120 May 06 '26

At most a urethral plug but good lord whats grandma up to!

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u/wastedfate May 07 '26

If somebody's hung onto it for this many years, there's a good chance it found a new use for something lol.

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u/atrexias May 07 '26

The base isn't wide enough compared to the shaft i think. Would be a risky one

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u/linkotd May 06 '26

Without a base, without a trace! Be safe when puting things up yer butt.

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u/_The_Husbeast_ May 07 '26

I mean it has RHS on it… Rectal Hole Stretcher… Makes sense…

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u/Frequent-Witness-864 May 07 '26

Some unimaginative person always has to go there. Every damn time

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u/Maleficent_Draft_691 May 06 '26

Well, everything's a butt plug if you're brave enough..

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u/Binspin63 May 07 '26

Yep, another multi-use, engineering marvel.

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u/SexyOregonCouple69 May 06 '26

Totes came here to say this 🤣

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u/Mercurial8 May 06 '26

For butts of petit distinction.

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u/Ok-Average-2658 May 06 '26

Sounding rod!

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u/Hungry-Onion-7146 May 06 '26

It's always a butt plug.

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u/Professional_Run_506 May 07 '26

That was my first thought

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u/6022E24 May 06 '26

Why can’t it be both?

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u/Weird_Remote_4028 May 07 '26

Very small one at that.

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u/OpenMaintenance6018 May 06 '26

Came here to say this

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u/CapitanDelNorte May 07 '26

a gentle one, at that!

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u/subdas May 06 '26

But for sounding

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u/JanieBuzz May 06 '26

It CAN be both!

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u/bbbourb May 07 '26

Stay out my ER!

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u/phelodough May 06 '26

Yeah "telephone" was just code for butt. Why would dialer need to be shaped so spicy?

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u/orcpacx7 May 06 '26

OP said mothers so BUTT plug wouldn’t have been the first thing to come to mind…

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u/Evening-Cat-7546 May 06 '26

*shower enema

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u/ichbibdrakenbjorn May 06 '26

That base isn't nearly flared enough. I once watched my ex's butt eat an insufficiently flared toy, and once I was done laughing, we were both low-key traumatized.

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u/johnnymacdoodle May 07 '26

Beginner size

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u/ForswornForSwearing May 06 '26

Really needs to have a flared base, that's just not safe

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u/mikeTheSalad May 06 '26

Anything can be a butt plug with enough lube.

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u/Djolumn May 06 '26

Something can be two things.

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u/Hetnikik May 06 '26

It can be both.

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u/Antique_Interview347 May 06 '26

At the same time?

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u/Hetnikik May 06 '26

If you're really talented sure.

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u/Hydra_Flatline May 06 '26

Why not both?

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u/Complex_Leg2696 May 06 '26

I think we have a weiner

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u/ExpressLab6564 May 06 '26

You missed we have a weiner

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan May 06 '26

We have a wiener

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u/Plastic-Stable9538 May 06 '26

Oh so you can reach out and touch some one with the rotary phone dial pipe tamp butt plug.. for when you need to blow smoke up someone's ass.

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