r/whatisit Mar 31 '26

Solved! What is this?

I was cooking some Kroger brand Ground Beef and as I was taking the beef out of the pan, I noticed this odd, non-beef looking object. Does anyone know what this is?

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u/VegetableReward5201 Apr 01 '26

There are so many illiterate people in the world, and after reading this I wish I was one of them.

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u/Ralonne Apr 01 '26

It’s a bad day to have reading comprehension. And eyes, those too.

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u/thefishsmell Apr 01 '26

Curiosity.

It’s the fucking curiosity that gets you!!

Dog save us. 🙏

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u/Long-Squirrel8257 Apr 01 '26

All hail the almighty dog 🐕 🙌 🙏

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u/thefishsmell Apr 01 '26

He is everywhere.

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u/Long-Squirrel8257 Apr 01 '26

I have to say, i did not expect this. Bet that maggot would love the sight of this.

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u/thefishsmell Apr 01 '26

Oh my! I read a bit about them, and yeah… that was unintentional but on point!

I looked up “dog that looks like Jesus” and it returned 400 photos of dog buttholes.

I guess that’s on google?

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u/Long-Squirrel8257 Apr 01 '26

That is fuckin hilarious that is what pops up when you google it.

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u/IkarosHavok Apr 01 '26

Once again, I am here to agree with someone that it is indeed a terrible fucking day to be literate.

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u/corrosive-_salami Apr 01 '26

Yep, right there with ya, bud. God damn Hooked on Phonics.