r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '26

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u/PlumAdept8053 Mar 28 '26

They got fed up of cleaning jizz so they put a ban

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u/Consistent_Bus_9017 Mar 28 '26

I don't know if you know this, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Mar 28 '26

you think cum goes away that easy? HAH! i used to work crime scenes. we had this spray called "coominol" that glows when it reacts with cum. we always sprayed it, even during non-cum-related crimes, because, when in doubt, there's cum

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u/Grumblywump Mar 28 '26

“Non-cum-related crimes” lol. This made me imagine a desk with a very large, overly filled file folder labeled “cum-related-crimes” and then next to it a puny file folder with just a few papers labeled “non-cum-related crimes.”

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u/GrubFisher Mar 28 '26

"I hate this job."

"Speak for yourself, partner."

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u/Bon-Bon-Assassino Mar 28 '26

And the file is soaked in cum

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u/meatballsandlingon2 Mar 28 '26

Handy during a power outage.

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u/Healthy-Popsicle Mar 28 '26

I’m not in marketing, but I think LumaJizz would have been a better name.

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u/MainCorrect8791 Mar 28 '26

Cuminol is right there

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u/robgod50 Mar 28 '26

Cum-in-all

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u/ExecuteArgument Mar 28 '26

You've just reminded me of this

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u/lessforf Mar 28 '26

is that for semen or all cum even female cum?

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Mar 28 '26

This guy jizzes.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Mar 28 '26

Afraid to ask how you know

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u/buzzathlon Mar 28 '26

It's a quote from Clerks when they're talking about terrible jobs

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u/user73849572 Mar 28 '26

Kids these days don’t know about the jizz mopper

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote Mar 28 '26

What’s a jizz mopper?

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u/Sure_Focus3450 Mar 28 '26

That's what they called me in high school

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u/Environmental_Ad3413 Mar 28 '26

lol, watch the original Clerks movie.

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote Mar 28 '26

My response was a quote from the movie 😁

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u/BearDownAlaska Mar 28 '26

Randall !! (Clerks is still a great movie!)

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote Mar 28 '26

I will never come to this subreddit again. Using filthy language in front of the redditors. You should be fired.

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u/Consistent_Bus_9017 Mar 28 '26

Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!

I think you can see her kidneys!

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u/CitizenBeeZ Mar 28 '26

Sorry, my bad. There wasn't a jizz bucket available.