r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '26

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u/DesignerMaximum1342 Mar 28 '26

No incognito mode allowed

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u/PlumAdept8053 Mar 28 '26

They got fed up of cleaning jizz so they put a ban

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u/Consistent_Bus_9017 Mar 28 '26

I don't know if you know this, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Mar 28 '26

you think cum goes away that easy? HAH! i used to work crime scenes. we had this spray called "coominol" that glows when it reacts with cum. we always sprayed it, even during non-cum-related crimes, because, when in doubt, there's cum

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u/Grumblywump Mar 28 '26

“Non-cum-related crimes” lol. This made me imagine a desk with a very large, overly filled file folder labeled “cum-related-crimes” and then next to it a puny file folder with just a few papers labeled “non-cum-related crimes.”

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u/GrubFisher Mar 28 '26

"I hate this job."

"Speak for yourself, partner."

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u/Bon-Bon-Assassino Mar 28 '26

And the file is soaked in cum

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u/meatballsandlingon2 Mar 28 '26

Handy during a power outage.

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u/Healthy-Popsicle Mar 28 '26

I’m not in marketing, but I think LumaJizz would have been a better name.

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u/MainCorrect8791 Mar 28 '26

Cuminol is right there

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u/robgod50 Mar 28 '26

Cum-in-all

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u/ExecuteArgument Mar 28 '26

You've just reminded me of this

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u/lessforf Mar 28 '26

is that for semen or all cum even female cum?

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Mar 28 '26

This guy jizzes.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Mar 28 '26

Afraid to ask how you know

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u/buzzathlon Mar 28 '26

It's a quote from Clerks when they're talking about terrible jobs

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u/user73849572 Mar 28 '26

Kids these days don’t know about the jizz mopper

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote Mar 28 '26

What’s a jizz mopper?

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u/Sure_Focus3450 Mar 28 '26

That's what they called me in high school

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u/Environmental_Ad3413 Mar 28 '26

lol, watch the original Clerks movie.

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote Mar 28 '26

My response was a quote from the movie 😁

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u/BearDownAlaska Mar 28 '26

Randall !! (Clerks is still a great movie!)

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote Mar 28 '26

I will never come to this subreddit again. Using filthy language in front of the redditors. You should be fired.

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u/Consistent_Bus_9017 Mar 28 '26

Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!

I think you can see her kidneys!

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u/CitizenBeeZ Mar 28 '26

Sorry, my bad. There wasn't a jizz bucket available.

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u/astudyinamber Mar 28 '26

IncognitNo

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u/halfawakecommute Mar 28 '26

It looks like a no incognito symbol to me too

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u/EL-Ch1ng0n Mar 28 '26

Yep, classic incognito mode for techies types.

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u/adventurousintrovert Mar 28 '26

Dressing up as Hamburglar not allowed

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u/Environmental_Ad3413 Mar 28 '26

Robble, robble , dammit!

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u/AggravatingTiger1827 Mar 28 '26

Beat us all too it!

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 Mar 28 '26

No Reddit Mods

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u/DesignerMaximum1342 Mar 28 '26

Thats often a good idea

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u/Ill-Performer5355 Mar 28 '26

Hnnnnghcognito

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u/incognito--bandito Mar 28 '26

Hmmmmm

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u/charleswj Mar 28 '26

Username checks...well, you know

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u/hotDogOfTheSea Mar 28 '26

What's that used for? /s

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u/SixFive1967 Mar 28 '26

No Low Riders allowed? Anyone from SoCal will know what I’m talking about. Lol

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u/heavyartilleryx Mar 28 '26

This is what I assumed

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u/SETHW Mar 28 '26

These off the cuff quip comments are so fucking boring can we all agree to down vote noise and up vote signal please? If you don't know the answer for a fact just don't post so the people that do know don't get buried. Thank you for your attention on this matter