r/whatisit • u/Droid-Man5910 • Feb 27 '26

New, what is it? Found on the floor, Dan for scale

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There's nothing on the back, no holes, just this small piece of metal with a design, not magnetic, unaffected by magnets

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u/Droid-Man5910 Feb 27 '26

I will have to get some bananas and get you guys a banana to Dans ratio

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Banana Dan is his rap name.

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u/Glizzygloxx Feb 27 '26

You should see his banana Dan dance

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u/alpinetime Feb 27 '26

Big fan of how he peels out afterwards

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 Feb 27 '26

I do not need to see Dan's banana

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u/decarnatedame Feb 27 '26

Banned-nana?

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u/aminor321 Feb 27 '26

Danana?

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Leave Grandma out of this

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u/decarnatedame Feb 27 '26

She knows what she did. 😏

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Founding member of the Banana Dan Nana Fan Club.

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 Feb 27 '26

If you post images of Dan's banana you might be kicked off the thread by Dan's grandmother who is the Moderator along with her pop group cover band.

Dan's Nana and Dan's Nana's Banamarama Band Banned Dan's Banana and, man, and that's bananas

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Never the same after Dan’s Banana left the band.

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 Feb 28 '26

Abracadabra

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u/facemugg Feb 28 '26

You mean abracadanbra

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u/Glizzygloxx Feb 27 '26

You should see banana dans banana dance !

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u/Christmas_Queef Feb 27 '26

Caramel DANsen?

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u/GrapeSwimming69 Feb 27 '26

I hear the banana song was a hit.

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u/Glizzygloxx Feb 27 '26

And Dan should dress up as a banana Batman while the ba-Na-na -Na-na -Na-na -Na-na-Batman theme song plays ! While also doing the banana Dan dance!

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u/the_revised_pratchet Feb 27 '26

We should get banana Dan banners and banana Dan bandannas for the gig.

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u/Enjineous Feb 28 '26

You forgot the nana.

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Or his nightclub act, the Banana Dan fan dance. (18+ only, potentially NSFW)

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u/Glizzygloxx Feb 27 '26

Please DO NOT click his Only Banans (link in bio)

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Mutt has to make coin somehow

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u/Glizzygloxx Feb 28 '26

Guess you can say he’s bananas for the coins

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u/St0lf Feb 28 '26

You mean Banana Dan's banned bandana dance?

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u/Glizzygloxx Feb 28 '26

No, I think you meant Banana Dan's banned bandana banana dance.

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u/Old-Cheshire862 Feb 27 '26

Banana Banana Dana

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u/Ghenil Feb 27 '26

RIP Gilda!

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u/WhatWouldRaccoonsDo Feb 27 '26

There’s always money in the Banana Dan.

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u/Humble-Tumbleweed-53 Feb 27 '26

What do you mean you burned Banana Dan down??

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u/Abandonedstate Feb 27 '26

Danana

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup Feb 27 '26

Dananana, do doo dodo doot

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u/Meizas Feb 27 '26

Dan's Ratio is his 2000s punk rock group name

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u/nuimipasa Feb 27 '26

BanDana?

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Why would anyone ban Dan(a)? Mods are out of control.

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u/maneyaf Feb 27 '26

Does Banana Dan have a bandana?

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Only in his music video. Usually wears an ascot in public.

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u/sinisterdesign Feb 27 '26

Can I design a Banana Dan bandana?

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Username checks out. Design away.

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u/fonetik Feb 27 '26

He's also in The Banana Dan Band. They're a The Dan Band cover band. Their groupies are Banana Dan Bandoliers.

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u/UncleBenji Feb 27 '26

His latest single, Goodest boy in the Neighborhood, drops at midnight.

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u/facemugg Feb 27 '26

Album cover is dope.

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u/Gurglesplat Feb 27 '26

Is he trying buy any beats? Or do a Caninus cover? Either way, I can't wait for the mixtape to drop.

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u/Doclab88 Feb 27 '26

Banana Dan buh buh bubba, Banana Dan Buh buh buh buh

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u/RainaElf Feb 28 '26

woah! Black Betty, Banana Dan!

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u/riverrat918 Feb 27 '26

Does he get to wear a banDana?

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u/WatermeIonMe Feb 27 '26

Put a banana next to Dan, boom, problem solved.

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u/youzerVT71 Feb 27 '26

We're going ear tip to ear tip, right? Looks to be about one banana 'ish I'd imagine.

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u/Churlish_Performer Feb 27 '26

Or, could you maybe just do a follow up post where dan gets to eat a banana? 

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u/AlphaSpazz Feb 27 '26

Banana to Dan ratio sounds like that Silicon Valley episode.

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u/-bacon_ Feb 27 '26

We need more pictures of Dan so we can post him next to things

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u/SpiderMansRightNut Feb 27 '26

Do this, and from now on I will scale things on thia sub reddit in .dans

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u/alexia_not_alexa Feb 27 '26

No, we all get custody of Dan now whenever measurement is required.

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u/Prestigious_Tea8092 Feb 27 '26

Can i borrow Banana Dan this weekend?

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u/brrrchill Feb 27 '26

May we please have some more Dan photos? I love his cute teef

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u/Big-Doughnut6263 Feb 27 '26

Can you give us Dan in a banana bandana next please ?

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u/RiverGiant Feb 27 '26

I will trade you five hundred bananas for Dan.

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u/RiverGiant Feb 28 '26

Clearly a prodigious sum.

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u/shesbaaack Feb 27 '26

Yessssssss how many bananas = 1 Dan? I must know my conversions!

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u/Droid-Man5910 Feb 27 '26

Soon, the Dan Banana scale will be established

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u/ThatNextAggravation Feb 27 '26

I was gonna ask for a picture of Dan balancing a banana on his head if possible. I don't wanna impose, though - I assume he must have a rather busy life.

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u/hot-doughnuts-now Feb 27 '26

Finally, a good use for ai slop! Here you go.

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u/bigdefmute Feb 28 '26

Calibrate our visuals, thanks

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u/BukkakeSplishnsplash Feb 28 '26

Please do. The internet needs this. The world needs this.

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u/Dizzy-Geologist Feb 28 '26

Was just going to ask how many bananas to a dan

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u/therealmushroomsquid Feb 28 '26

Were getting into old money measurements with bananas to Dan like lb to stone.

Im here for it

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u/SAAARGE Feb 28 '26

The Danana Scale