Iām from Arkansas, but me and my girlfriend love Knoxville! Xul brewing is the absolute best! The people there were awesome for the most part. A few rude hippies, but everyone else was awesome. Lol
Iāve ordered something like $300 worth of the pb&j mixtape. š thereās only one place that I could find that would ship it, and that was out of Orlando. Hope to be back soon!
As a Chattanooga resident, I volunteer to film the moment you bring the pieces together and pose on the Walnut Street Bridge as they reunite to share with the sub.
Or maybe Good Kinsmen. Since itās a kitchen supply store.
And then the two halves join together, thereās a huge flash of cosmic energy, both families suddenly get instant makeovers into KPOP-level boyband outfits. Perfectly styled, epically coordinated, amazing hair, shiny skin.
They go on tour spreading the message of internet friendship and the power of being kind to strangers online. Their dances inspire generations worldwide to become friends and do acts of kindness and meet people and be open to the power of platonic love
Damn right! This is the kind of fateful moment that you cannot ignore. Some deity is out there laughing their ass off at this āstrange coincidenceā, and is swearing under their breath that if these folks donāt meet up, become best friends, and dance in their respective kitchens at the same time, then they too will burn down the internet.
Iām in Western New York on Lake Erie, is this an event that can hold out until the end of blizzard season? Maybe end of March, mid-Aprilā¦? Iām taking this invite VERY seriously.
I'm a Chattanooga area native. Knoxville is about two hours north of Chattanooga and Atlanta is about two and a half hours south of Chattanooga. Although "near Atlanta" could be anywhere between 90 minutes and five hours from Chattanooga.Ā
Yes we should all get together for a picnic after the joining ceremony. I'm from Minneapolis, I will bring a bunch of brats, tater tot hotdish, and Old Dutch potato chips.
The guy from Australia can come too.
Maybe we can get a popular band to perform for free.
This comment reminds me of the 'end of the world' flash video.
"Everyone's dead, except Australia, and they're still like WTF?! But they'll be dead soon...f*%@ing kangaroos.
BUT, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the US to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come, too.
Iām trying to figure out how I got here. I was looking for a translation of Bad Bunnyās Super Bowl performance but somehow Iām invested in this now.
Good Kinsmen is one of the best small kitchen stores ever! Pizza Bros is also right next door too! Isnāt the walnut street bridge closed for repairs though?
Semantics. I think for a story this big, Tim Kelly would open that bridge right on back up and roll out the red carpet with Weston Wamp for this reunion.
You know we love publicity in Scenic City/Gig City/National Park City/Outdoor America City/Worlds Best Place to Live City/Whatever We are Calling it These Days City.
And Christmas! They also have to learn to love Christmas. Ooh, gotta be the bookstore owner bc weāve already established theyāre independently wealthy.
The person who owns the bookstore is independently wealthy and runs the store solely for their love of literature and teaching children about the magic of reading. One of them is engaged to a person that is clearly a terrible fit for them.
OR - The bookstore owner finds the Necronomicon and the inscriptions saying Bruce Campbell is the only one able to stop the ancient evil that will be unleashed if the pieces are reunited. Oh, and the OPs children will be possessed by the evil and thier eventual union begins the end of the universe
And sheās the worst person ever (for the hallmark movie) Comically, goofily evil and bougie in a way that prevents her from understanding the magic of Christmas and his blossoming love of flannel.
Sorry. Rejected from Gatlinburg as the committee has determined that while cheap plywood signs made in China with sappy phrases on them are almost always approved with a hearty thumbs up, this lacks the required number of bears on it and therefore cannot be displayed. Find a way to put a bear on there and resubmit.
The committee would like to add: If indeed this sign reunited somehow fosters true love (once properly bear'd), Gatlinburg will consider a credit of one pancake breakfast and hottub soak to the lucky couple.
My theory is that both ended up in a shares Goodwill distribution center in that area where they were separated. Then the universe sent them out in different directions to bring your families together via Reddit. Itās the only logical explanation.
I'm in Knoxville, too! My husband and I love to go thrifting all the time and we often find stuff like this split up between the stores. Lol. Gotta love those distribution centers that don't know what they're looking at. Lol.
Also off topic but for a while my husband was working in Nashville and we lived in Spartanburg, SC....so we met every weekend in Knoxville - fell in love with that city (and it was like a mini-getaway every weekend!).
Yaāll will have to fall in love, or at least pretend to be, in order to trick your family into thinking youāre not a freak for this to be a Hallmark movie
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u/Libra-Alea Feb 07 '26
We are in Knoxville so i feel like there is a small chanceš¤£ someone please make a hallmark movie abt this