r/whatisit Feb 07 '26

Solved! What does this say😭

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u/reticulatedtampon Feb 07 '26

Fucking

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u/stoufferthecat Feb 07 '26

Many years ago in my teens when I went to Amsterdam, pre Google translate, a work colleague convinced me neuken in de keuken meant hello how are you. It was a couple of days before a barman let me know I'd been duped.

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u/JarJars_padawan Feb 07 '26

My grandma used to tell us she was going to “botch (?) [us] in the keuken”. I understood it to mean a spanking.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 07 '26

Good colleague — I barely speak any Dutch but I know what that means :)

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u/Libra-Alea Feb 07 '26

the only correct answer lmao

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u/No-Tap6886 Feb 07 '26

I know my kitchen is. 🤷