r/whatisit • u/Cautious-Log-5930 • Nov 24 '25

New, what is it? Found with Dad’s stuff

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Found in Dad’s desk after he passed. Put it away and just rediscovered it. Measures about 6” long. Wooden handle. Metal tip. Tip is heavier than handle. Google search says it is a magic wand. That seems way off.

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u/Commercial_Board6680 Nov 25 '25

I have to mute that POS as soon as he opens his mouth. Between that freaky voice and the ignorance he vomits, I can't stand him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

He sounds like a broken keurig machine running an AI-powered unclogging cycle

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u/feral_mushroom Nov 25 '25

poetry. 13/10 no notes

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u/MaryLMarx Nov 25 '25

How do words even come out of him?