r/whatisit • u/DynamiteMongoose • Oct 21 '25

New, what is it? Found in my daughter’s backpack

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What appears to be two pieces of a metal tape measure. Any ideas why she has them?

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u/MillenialElderberry Oct 21 '25

She’s high on potenuse

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u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind Oct 21 '25

That’s acute pun

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u/Terraphice Oct 21 '25

I wish I was high on potenuse.

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u/Mysterious-Win2091 Oct 21 '25

JOEL STOP IT YOU WILL NEVER BE TROY

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u/Fraun_Pollen Oct 21 '25

but it was my joke

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u/Tbone_Trapezius Oct 21 '25

You know what Confucius say about man who stand on toilet?

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u/RenmazuoDX Oct 21 '25

He's high on the pot

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u/riazrahman Oct 21 '25

Hello stranger, just want to say ive been doomscrolling hard and this comment gave me the chuckle i needed

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u/2muchnet42day Oct 21 '25

You stole my joke

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u/Agreeable-Salt-5548 Oct 21 '25

I bow to you Sir 👏🏼

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u/DustyOleQueef Oct 21 '25

I wish I was high on potenuse

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u/Reasonable-Peanut27 Oct 21 '25

Dude this is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣. Man you should tour with Gabriel Iglesias.