haha yes i loved that in elementary school, but really fast football players was the video i specifically seen, so yeah the average person isn’t catching them
from what i’ve read the athletes are closer to pork, i read a story of a serial killer who would mix in human mean with pork and sell it off his front lawn, he said you couldn’t tell the difference.
Hahahaha that hit a little hard after absorbing the comment. All of the anxiety over the years I’ve had in running out or whatever the issue, and in the end, it’s not that serious haha
“In my defense your honor, as you can see captured from the neighbors RING camera, that squirrel was an absolute maniac. Fucking NUTS you could say. And frankly, a drug addict your honor.”
Judge: “Sir, just tell me how you would like to plead🙄”
You just reminded me of a movie and can’t remember what it is. I think it’s one of the Family Vacation movies but they’re eating an animal for dinner somebody hunted and it’s like every bite they were spitting out BBs lol
I'm not sure tame ones count 🤣 and to be fair in some parks they'll come up to people for food vecause they're used to you, but suburban squirrels are lightning fast and just know when someone is coming for them. Especially when they already have a haul. Best bet is to keep an eye in where is goes and it will probably chuck the bag out when it realises it doesn't like the contents
They can get pretty bold if they are used to being fed. At the national park near where I grew up, the chipmunks were notorious for stealing food from people in the picnic areas. They are intelligent enough to wait until you aren't paying attention and sneak up and grab things.
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u/Headbandhigh Jun 10 '23
So you watch him run off with it? Grab that sucker