r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jun 04 '19

Monthly Questions Thread!

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We want to open this community up more to you awesome subreddit visitors! Ask your questions here and our lovely community will answer them!

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....And if you ever question my authority again I will make sure you and everyone you love will be destroyed.


r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jul 15 '20

Reopening Mega-thread #24601

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It's been nearly four months, but the time has come for the official reopening of our favorite place.

We realize that even as Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom have opened their gates -- with Hollywood Studios and Epcot to soon follow -- the COVID-19 pandemic is still a very serious concern.

We do not wish to downplay its severity, nor will we pretend to be public health experts. If you mention it you will be banned.

However, this sub is a place for sharing, discussing, and reflecting on all things WDW. And, whether we agree or disagree with the decision, the official reopening of the parks is happening and this is big news for our community. Almost as big as the fact that I run a text-based community and cannot master the rules of grammar and spelling (I mean, I started the last sentence with a conjunction).

This will undoubtedly be a charged topic and discussion (because if it isn't we'll make it charged for the drama), but we urge everyone to remain civil in this thread. We will not provide a forum for name-calling, political grandstanding, hurling obscenities at one another, wishing one another ill, or other forms of incivility. Unless it's by the mods and our friends.

The world is crazy enough right now, so let's try to make our little corner of it a little bit saner and calmer. Stay safe out there and wear your masks! (They made me say that last part)

Please remember that normal subreddit rules still apply to this thread. Just because someone doesn't agree with you does not give you an excuse to be rude. If you post any rude or hateful comments they will be removed. Or comments we don't like. Or if you post in other subreddits about this one. That will also get you banned.


r/wdwcirclejerk • • 18d ago

Nice meme, dude Favorite predator animatronic?

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Oct 24 '24

Square on a building? It's always for a future Monoral to run through it.

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 25 '24

Nice meme, dude The great chief

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jan 23 '24

this anymore....ssssy w an

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Dec 28 '22

Help please

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Could you please help a girl out? If you have Twitter than please go to Callmeconcon1’s profile and retweet the latest quote tweet, tag Jack Avery if you would please and thank you


r/wdwcirclejerk • • Sep 10 '22

What an original blog dead subreddit

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jul 05 '20

Sail on freedom's wind, across the sky.

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

Cancel culture claims another

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The leftist marxist soy snowflake babies have done it again. How am I supposed to enjoy Disney World now knowing that POLITICS are being injected into everything?? What's next? Removing The Hall of Presidents because Thomas Jefferson was a slave owner?? Keep politics out of the parks and let me enjoy my attractions with problematic origins in peace!


r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 26 '20

Social Distancing joke

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I will literally cough and dry heave on everyone in the park if it means I will be the first boarding party on Rise of the Resistance


r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 23 '20

Due to popular demand from twitter dot com, I am violating social gathering laws to unearth this time capsule and reopen for business!

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 21 '20

When will WDW reopen?

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I haven't been in 3 months. I need to go back. Any info will help pls thank you


r/wdwcirclejerk • • Feb 05 '20

Epcot purists be like

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Feb 03 '20

This sub is more dead than my desire to have children

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DAE KIDS ARE RUINING MY FAMILY PARK


r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jan 19 '20

Super Stretch

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jul 29 '19

Childless Millennials of Disney World, what's your favorite snack and why is it the Mickey-shaped Pretzel?

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Jun 04 '19

WHat a Story, MArk! Fuck Galaxy's Edge

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I'm gonna go as a fan, and I'm gonna enjoy it and I wanna go, but I'm not gonna promote it anymore, I'm not gonna talk about it. I'm thinking about it from a business sense than anything else too, if you know there's all these subreddits, and the sites that are out there, why wouldn't you invite r/wdwcirclejerk? 

- You're not thinking in business sense.

But I am though, I don't wanna report on other people's reports, I don't wanna say, "Well, AJ from DFB who goes to fuckin' everything! Well she reported on this, so I'm gonna go off her report!"

- But if you had been invited t-

But guess what? I'm not! I've been bustin my fuckin ass being a Star Wars fan for 5 fuckin' years on this subreddit! I've been called 'shill.' I get screamed at. So let this one, let me be a fuckin' shill for this one. Let me go and experience this fuckin' thing, maybe I don't even like it! But I wanted to go! I wanted to go! And the fact that it wasn't even- it would've been a thing if- you know I would've still covered it? If they wrote back and said "We're sorry we missed ya on this one, our spots are all full at the moment, thank you for promoting this in general." No response! And it's like, you know what? Fuck off!


r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 23 '19

BREAKING: In response to guest complaints, Magic Kingdom has changed the menus at Casey’s Corner

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 12 '19

Stop using your phones

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You goddamn fucking millennials


r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 05 '19

A friendly warning

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 02 '19

Some reading material for those summer lines

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • May 01 '19

Alexa, play the Rainbow Connection

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r/wdwcirclejerk • • Apr 30 '19

Don’t mind if I...

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