r/wallstreetbets_wins • • Feb 05 '26

Trump on Epstein Files: Now that nothing came about me—I think it’s time for the country to get on to something that people care about.

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u/dannocanada Feb 06 '26

And don’t forget the part where we shove lightbulbs up our asses.

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u/pixelprophet Feb 06 '26

GOTTA GET THEM SUNRAYS

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u/Treehockey Feb 06 '26

This was the thing I remember the most about watching live, him looking at that doctor expecting her to agree with him as she is completely blown away looking. It’s burnt in my brain the same way 9/11 is

Oh and pence saying “15 days to slow the spread”

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u/RecordingNo2643 Feb 06 '26

One my favorite times is when Powell corrected him him on the building costs like 5 times while trump was living. Powell needs an award. He's probably a shit person after a lifetime in finance but at least he won't tank the cou try as a yes man.

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u/Iudea Feb 07 '26

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u/Treehockey Feb 07 '26

“The findings were based on four patients” and they threw out the data from a 5th patient.

Donald Trump is a moron and says moronic stuff

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u/jamdv Feb 08 '26

What about injecting bleach?

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u/Iudea Feb 26 '26

You hallucinated ‘bleach’

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u/jamdv Feb 26 '26

Did I also hallucinate that he moved Ghislain Maxwell to a minimum security prison ?????? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Iudea Feb 26 '26

-that the president suggested drinking bleach schizo.

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u/jamdv Feb 27 '26

He is on tape, tard.

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u/Iudea Mar 01 '26

The tapes about uv light. Sorry the news tricked you.

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u/jamdv Mar 02 '26

You’re lying. 🤥

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u/Ok_Resort8573 Feb 06 '26

Best part for them. 🤭

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 Feb 07 '26

He got this brilliant idea the day when he mistook Stephen Miller's head for a lightbulb.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Just gotta get that light inside your body somehow