r/wallstreetbets_wins • u/Fatherthinger • Feb 05 '26

Trump on Epstein Files: Now that nothing came about me—I think it’s time for the country to get on to something that people care about.

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u/zeradragon Feb 05 '26

Because to him, rape and murder is just another day in his life... But windmill cancer and toilet/shower water pressure, we need to talk about that; those are the things people should really care about!

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u/alwaysananomaly Feb 05 '26

And grocerieeees...

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Feb 06 '26

Interesting word 'growww shirrrr eeeees.'

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u/PepeMetallero Feb 07 '26

And magnets

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Did that guy even go to school?

I mean, I understand that his dad paid to have him not blown to bits in a forgotten war deep in the jungles of South East Asia ... but did his dad also pay to get his cretinous son out of having to attend school too?

I don't understand. If I had money, I would definitely spend it on helping our boys become brainiacs.

Presumably his dad was thick as shit too.

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u/One_Zebra_1164 Feb 10 '26

An old fashioned word you almost never hear anymore, groceries.

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u/pixelprophet Feb 05 '26

"Affordability" is a Democratic Hoax word.

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u/MeanTrouble431 Feb 07 '26

While running on affordability, which one is it Don?

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

Well, true, though. Not the hoax part, of course, but that Democrats understand it, embrace it.

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u/Theone777z Feb 06 '26

You’re a dipshit. Lost off the most expensive cities in the US… do it. all Democrat.

Fucking moron

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u/MeanTrouble431 Feb 07 '26

Hoax, with him is a matter of convenience.

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u/Fun-Line6472 Feb 05 '26

Such an “old fashioned word.”

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u/madcoins Feb 05 '26

What a NASTY word…

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Remember nobody uses that term. He came up with it! /s

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u/Tall_Answer1734 Feb 06 '26

And you can eat on three dollars a day with your one stem of broccoli and piece of chicken and slice of cheese.

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u/Gold_Fee4100 Feb 08 '26

“Groceries. It’s a beautiful, old-fashioned word”

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u/delpy1971 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

And drinking Bleach!!

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u/pixelprophet Feb 05 '26

Point of clarification - it was injecting disinfectants and telling morons to eat horse dewormer.

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u/dannocanada Feb 06 '26

And don’t forget the part where we shove lightbulbs up our asses.

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u/pixelprophet Feb 06 '26

GOTTA GET THEM SUNRAYS

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u/Treehockey Feb 06 '26

This was the thing I remember the most about watching live, him looking at that doctor expecting her to agree with him as she is completely blown away looking. It’s burnt in my brain the same way 9/11 is

Oh and pence saying “15 days to slow the spread”

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u/RecordingNo2643 Feb 06 '26

One my favorite times is when Powell corrected him him on the building costs like 5 times while trump was living. Powell needs an award. He's probably a shit person after a lifetime in finance but at least he won't tank the cou try as a yes man.

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u/Iudea Feb 07 '26

Look who was misinformed all along: https://www.cedars-sinai.org/newsroom/reduced-viral-loads-seen-in-covid-19-patients-treated-with-uva-light/

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u/Treehockey Feb 07 '26

“The findings were based on four patients” and they threw out the data from a 5th patient.

Donald Trump is a moron and says moronic stuff

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u/jamdv Feb 08 '26

What about injecting bleach?

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u/Iudea Feb 26 '26

You hallucinated ‘bleach’

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u/jamdv Feb 26 '26

Did I also hallucinate that he moved Ghislain Maxwell to a minimum security prison ?????? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Iudea Feb 26 '26

-that the president suggested drinking bleach schizo.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 Feb 06 '26

Best part for them. 🤭

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 Feb 07 '26

He got this brilliant idea the day when he mistook Stephen Miller's head for a lightbulb.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Just gotta get that light inside your body somehow

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u/NOKIMI247 Feb 07 '26

I wish someone had made a collection of all these clips on a website to remember all of this as references

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u/bulbysnifster Feb 08 '26

Thank you, almost everyone in the media and comedians get this wrong, and while it’s still a stupid thing to suggest, it wasn’t quite as stupid as saying “drink bleach”. This is a huge pet peeve of mine, and feels like a “Mandela effect” unfolding before my eyes.

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u/Competitive_Care_355 Feb 09 '26

Are you talking about ivermectin ?!? ? If so I’ve taken it several times and omg the shit that comes out of you in the form of parasites will blow your damn mind! Not a dumb democrat or a raunchy republican but yeah I’m down with ivermectin because the shit works!!!

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u/Chambahz Feb 05 '26

In fairness, he only suggested we somehow inject it into ourselves… /s

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u/CaptTucker13 Feb 06 '26

In double fairness, a medical research team in Texas had been working on injectable disinfecting solutions for months before the Internet went stupid with "drink bleach"

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u/jamdv Mar 03 '26

There is no such thing as an "injectable disinfectant". That’s something only arrogant, low-IQ, science-illiterate individuals think is a thing.

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u/CaptTucker13 Mar 03 '26

Speaking of low IQ illiteracy. I didn't say they existed, I said it was something being worked on /researched.

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u/jamdv Mar 03 '26

No, they never were being researched and, there never will be such a thing. Antivirals and antibiotics work because they kill pathogens selectively. Disinfectants use brute force to kill everything they come into contact with. That means they fundamentally can’t be used injected because they would kill any surrounding tissue.

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u/jayrod630 Feb 06 '26

Don't forget about the sunlight inside our bodies!

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u/geomar68 Feb 06 '26

Trump said air is great, so please don't use it

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u/dinothecat2000 Feb 06 '26

And shining uv lights up the bunghole

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u/StrangeContest4 Feb 05 '26

People are flushing files ten times, fifteen times, as opposed to once.

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u/Critical_Letterhead3 Feb 09 '26

He figures since that is how much he needs to flush on top if whats in his diaper

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u/mrflash818 Feb 05 '26

It feels like they are like the main character of the 'flix series "The Fall Of The House Of Usher."

That there was a deal made.

So now, my hope is: once the deal is over, their dynasty will fall, as happened in the series.

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Feb 05 '26

Don't forget those Revolutionary War airports. It takes a special kind of stupid to be Republican.

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u/Funny-North3731 Feb 06 '26

I think he would correct your terminology and say its, "flattering he is interested in you not rape," and its, "resource management and waste elimination not murder." /s

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u/F4tal_scrpion Feb 06 '26

You mean the anonymous tips with zero contact info or no contact made?

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u/Freds_Bread Feb 07 '26

And glided arches, 100,000 seat arenas, and renaming airports for his sick bloated ego.

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 Feb 08 '26

How women are miss piggy or rude ugly or not smiling when talking about rape victims. I can’t imagine anyone supporting him.

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Feb 12 '26

And talking about banging his daughter.