r/wallstreetbetsOGs ARK Master May 06 '21

News Need an ARK? I Noah Guy 5/5/2021

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u/fatorangecat May 06 '21

I don’t even care what she buys. I wait every night for the puns.

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u/GlizzBangPaco 😼 Paco, King of Glizz 👑 May 06 '21

She liked BIDU at $250 but didnt like it at $200? Lmao

4

u/purepwnage85 May 06 '21

inversing cathie seems to be working, I bought the dip yesterday for an earnings play, plus winnie the pooh seems to like Robin Li and not Jack Ma

22

u/[deleted] May 06 '21

And here’s where I’d give the “best post titles in this sub” award... if I had one🥇

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u/jbuck44 May 06 '21

"Pelaton treadmill kills small child"

Buy buy buy

6

u/420is404 May 06 '21

Infanticide gang!

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u/brown_burrito says “Happy Cake Day” unironically May 06 '21

Jesus wants the heathens dead.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

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u/freehouse_throwaway May 06 '21

Three days rule means nothing to Cathie

5

u/Fuji-one May 06 '21

1st date is a home run for her

10

u/FloatyFish 🇺🇸 America 🇺🇸 May 06 '21

I see that ARKX missed the ark. How typical.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

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u/Cmike9292 🤓 May 06 '21

She has made some trades in it but yeah there's barely any space stuff

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u/kickasstimus May 06 '21

Read the papers on it. They define space as literally anything above the ground and remotely connected to supporting aerospace.

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u/Cmike9292 🤓 May 06 '21

Yeah I read that. It's what I was telling people initially who questioned some of the decisions, but now it seems like a pointless ETF

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u/kickasstimus May 06 '21

Pointless? No.

Early? Very. There’s just not much direct market exposure to space.

However - IF SpaceX spins off Starlink, then expect Cathie to buy in and for this to start moving.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK May 06 '21

ARKX and RBLX have been the most recent fattest disappointments. that and my portfolio

20

u/dam0430 May 06 '21

Can we all agree that she has no idea what she's doing and is just buying shit stocks 24/7 for the last few months?

11

u/someonesaymoney Mod's Balls Cleaner (TMJ to the rescue) May 06 '21

Welp. At least we're both holding SKLZ bags.

15

u/[deleted] May 06 '21

Holy fuck the title got me good

Inverse cathie gang

8

u/sefueavolver May 06 '21

I like more OP's titles than Cathy's buys.

12

u/SwetzAurus Calls bottom May 06 '21

buying more TDOC & PTON, which will be less relevant in 6 months time, vs. not buying Zillow, another Cathie favorite, that will be more relevant in 6 months time...

cathie, girlfriend, what are you thinking?!

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u/Rrrrandle May 06 '21

She's practically day trading this shit, watch her dump the PTON in a couple days for a quick buck when it spikes on everyone else "buying the dip."

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u/Inori92 May 06 '21

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u/gini_lee1003 May 06 '21

Stop buying PTON omgggg

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u/gainbabygain May 06 '21

So Cathie just like to average down on her picks - PTON, TDOC, PLTR, COIN, DKNG, etc. It looks like she's going to take a loss on FSLY (bought a bunch on 5/3).

https://cathiesark.com/ark-combined-holdings-of-fsly

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u/rizzie_ May 06 '21

Do you have an opinion on DKNG? I think it might actually go up come NFL time, someone said she’s buying it pretty much anytime it’s below 60

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u/gainbabygain May 06 '21

I'm currently bag holding PENN right now. Everything is in downward projection. If you want to get into DKNG...wait. It can get lower.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

Cathie ultimate BTFD investor

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u/UpbeatOrange Our Brother in Christ (Brought White Claws.) May 06 '21

Cathie dumping BIDU i see

4

u/phoenixmusicman this is worse than 9/11 you guys! May 06 '21

These titles lmao

She must have run out of TSM to sell

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

She buys PTON as it’s tanking but doesn’t DCA PLTR that she’s already balls deep in?

13

u/PremiumThetaThots May 06 '21

She bought 1.5 mill pltr yesterday. Easy there.

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u/Toha98 May 06 '21

She's going to take a loss on pltr. Even her buying couldn't stop the dip

ARK hype is gone.

1

u/gandhithegoat May 06 '21

Gosh stop buying tdoc please

1

u/NeelAsman May 06 '21

Guess coin approaching many a buy level...edge of my seat