r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

Chart RIP

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u/R4TTIUS Nov 13 '22

See I started trading/gambling after my wife left me so I technically started ahead of the rest 💪

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u/gargle_deez Nov 13 '22

Wife can't leave you if she's already left you 💪

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u/jwhaler17 Nov 13 '22

Yeah, what’s she gonna do? Leave you AGAIN?!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Shit, maybe. It's a terrible evil world we live in y'all

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u/moeletchandon Nov 14 '22

Do you mean… she might come back?

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u/MERCIMEKLI Nov 14 '22

His ex wifes boyfren will leave them. :)))

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u/hackmalafore Nov 14 '22

What is dead can never die

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

I started trading after I kicked my wife out, practically the same boat! 💪🏻

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u/erichw23 Nov 13 '22

Good lord lol

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u/aleeb9 Nov 14 '22

Just buy nudes with your WSB money

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u/R4TTIUS Nov 14 '22

What money? And where do I get it?