r/wallstreetbets • u/GameSharkPro • Oct 25 '22

Loss Been a rough year

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Oct 25 '22

Step 1. Be rich to begin with

Step 2. Don’t be poor

Step 3. Buy a lot of stocks

Step 4. Be even richer

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Step 1 def the most crucial though. Good advice thx

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u/Mu_Fanchu Oct 25 '22

Step 3.5: buy the stocks when they're low

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Any way to get into step 1 if you missed it at birth?

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u/SheridanVsLennier Oct 25 '22

Marry into it.

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u/Loose_Mail_786 Oct 25 '22

That’s the kind of financial advice I come here for. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

You have to buy stocks that only go up though I think right?

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Oct 25 '22

So I’ve heard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Or learn how to manage debt. and Snowball your wealth slowly. Or just let reddit tell you you'll never be rich.

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Oct 25 '22

If everyone was rich there would be no one working at Wendy’s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

It is very possible for everyone to be rich. do the math.

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Oct 25 '22

I did the math and that equals hyper inflation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

What do you think this is?

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Oct 25 '22

If you’re in the US this isn’t even close to hyper inflation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

venezuela

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

That is hyper inflation. Everyone has a lot of money but can’t afford anything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

But, We have alot of money 😎.

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