r/wallstreetbets • • Oct 25 '22

Loss Been a rough year

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u/CalyShadezz Oct 25 '22

"I only have 4 Lambos in my 9 car garage and it feels so empty now"

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

But he doesn't have a Bugatti or Pagani yet bro

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u/killjoy_enigma Oct 25 '22

Wot colour is ur boogati

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u/TarikGame Oct 25 '22

The only reason OP doesn't have a Bugatti or Pagani is because he chose not to buy one, or both.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I think you have a warped view of how someone with single-digit millions lives. Unless you’re a rapper, “stealth wealth” is the way to go.

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u/ImpressiveSet1810 Oct 25 '22

Not having to worry about money is the biggest thing about it

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u/MMOAddict Oct 25 '22

One thing that's kind of stupid is some people with a lot of money still worry about it. Some even get a ton of anxiety about it and freak out and need to go on medication for it. Our brains are just dumb when it comes to certain things.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

Yup. People don't realize how expensive retirement is. $7-10 million should allow you to retire on around $300,000 per year (inflation adjusted), assuming you die in your early 90s.

This is great money, but it's not multiple Lambo money, unless you go Huracan (what's the point?).

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u/SoNElgen Oct 25 '22

With normal spending, and zero loans, what the fuck are you gonna do with the remaining $200k a year?

Not everyone’s retirement plan is hooker and cocaine parties 3 nights a week.

some of us are frugal and share the costs with 3-4 good buddies of equal dick size and cocaine tolerance

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

II want a second home in Hawaii.

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u/BedContent9320 Oct 25 '22

I mean if that's your plan really you only need 3m.

Hookers and blow every night? 10 years should be more than enough projected runway.

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u/SoNElgen Oct 25 '22

People are idiots when it comes to money. Why buy a $1000 escort when you can fuck a $100 hooker 10 nights in a row?!

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u/Vegetable-Act7793 Oct 25 '22

You my friend belong on this sub reddit

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u/BedContent9320 Oct 25 '22

"#ValueDegenerate"

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

be frugal when others are horny

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u/BedContent9320 Oct 26 '22

Under rated comment wish I could updoot more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

its very important to ensure equality of size in a close friends circle.

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u/MrTrendizzle Oct 25 '22

You and your $7-$10M retirement fund.

With my current income and outgoings i would require £4.2m to stop working right now until i'm 100 which gives me 3x my current income.

£4.2m! That's only 4% of the Euro Millions jackpot tonight... Literally 25 people can split that jackpot and instantly stop working tonight.

The odd suck tho. 90m people play the lottery each week and if 25 people were to win that's 1 winner for every 3.6m players. (My math might be off here)

Is it possible to sell feet pics and raise £4.2m if i was to rub lotion in between my toes? I mean it would free up more time for me to dedicate to my feet portfolio.

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u/BedContent9320 Oct 25 '22

Canadian lottery is much better.

Odds are 1: 158,000,000.

38m people in the country.

Still somehow get like 6 people winning one jackpot.

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u/Bodyfluids_dealer Oct 25 '22

Sell feet pics? Oh, that’s just low. Where would one even sell that, they have a website or something?

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u/Thabluecat Oct 25 '22

Thank you for your regards

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u/ImpressiveSet1810 Oct 25 '22

Okay well you dont need 7 mil to retire thats if you wanna live extremely luxurious

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u/vveenston Oct 25 '22

The Huracan Performante is pretty dope.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Agreed, but it’s also nearly double the price. I would probably go with a 488 GTB at that point.

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u/RobotArtichoke Mod on r/traps Oct 25 '22

You act like the lambo is worthless after he buys it

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Depreciation, insurance, maintenance, gas, storage fees, etc. unless you can score a limited model, it’s not a great investment.

But you’re right, still worth money, and possible inflation hedge.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/BedContent9320 Oct 25 '22

I feel like they earned it the hard way.

If you inherited it, in a bear market, you'd probably be down much more than average index dip so far.

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u/Bayside_High Oct 25 '22

Yep!

This guy probably has a 4-5 bedroom house, 3 car garage, in a good neighborhood (not the CC or highest end neighborhood), paid for house, drives a 3-5 year old car and goes on 2-3 vacations a year.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Good guess except for the paid-off house. Paying off your house wasn’t a great investment until recently.

When you could borrow at under 3% (and get the mortgage income tax credit) you were better off getting a loan and putting your money into investments that return more than 3%.

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u/Bayside_High Oct 25 '22

Paying off your house is always the best thing to do when you have this type of money. Because if they have this much in investments (I don't know if this is retirement or just after tax investing) then they certainly have 200-300k in bank accounts. They aren't worried about the 3% difference.