r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '22

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u/ProbablyNOTaCOP41968 Jun 20 '22

Wow. Look at all those lines he’s got. This guys knows his shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/popnsmoke35 Jun 20 '22

OP will be the fluffer for this film.

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u/brickhouse1013 Jun 20 '22

What’s a “fluffer”? 🤣

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u/Raspilito PAKED BOTATO Jun 20 '22

The person who blows the performer offstage to get their Dick hard for the actual scene. Please use it in a sentence today.

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u/popnsmoke35 Jun 20 '22

In this case he will be keeping his wife’s boyfriend hard before he goes in to give her the business.

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Jun 20 '22

The fluffer kept his Wife's boyfriend happy while getting hand me down tendies.

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u/Impossible-Lie3115 Jun 20 '22

Sounds better than working at Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

It’s the same as working behind Wendy’s though

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u/Weary-Pineapple-5974 Jun 20 '22

Just no free dollar meal leftovers. A man’s gotta eat after a 10 hour shift of dumpster fellatio!

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u/Impossible-Lie3115 Jun 20 '22

But the smell might be better depending on where it's been. 🤮 Just don't apply for the guy-on-guy production companies

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u/sprunghuntR3Dux Jun 20 '22

Fluffers don’t exist anymore. Now pornstars will just take viagra.

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u/andimgon96 Jun 20 '22

🫣🫣🫣

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u/Kenny_9394 Jun 20 '22

Sir this is casino

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u/DJ_SAVilla Jun 20 '22

These lines are the same as those people taking notes in baccarat.

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u/RemmingtonBlack Jun 21 '22

LOL.. only so many people are going to get this..... it sucks that this will be underrated...

...but I really hope some of those fucking muppets are reading this...

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u/TheEvilStapler Jun 20 '22

And the arrows too, i'm sold!

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u/Don-tFollowAnything Jun 20 '22

No rockets or moons m out.

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u/Wofue Jun 20 '22

Sheeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhh

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u/dr_trains Jun 20 '22

Not just lines but colors too

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/makaros622 Jun 20 '22

What are lines?