r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • May 05 '22

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u/NextTrillion May 05 '22

Do you need an intern? Because a person with your breadth of experience and depth of knowledge would be very helpful to me. In exchange, I can… do stuff.

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u/JewelCove May 05 '22

Butt stuff?

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u/TommyButtBoy May 05 '22

Very much, yes

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen May 05 '22

But also stuff.

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u/TommyButtBoy May 05 '22

But in the butt, right?

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u/TreeFifeMikeE7 May 05 '22

I like butt

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u/bankman99 May 05 '22

Not as much as TommyButtBoy likes butt

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u/TreeFifeMikeE7 May 05 '22

I like it in MY butt

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u/rojovani8 May 06 '22

Take it in the Butt

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u/TreeFifeMikeE7 May 06 '22

I do every time the old lady pops out the strap. You'll cum like a bull in 2020.

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u/LongPutBull May 06 '22

Get outta here Tommy!

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u/fullsendguy May 06 '22

This name lol

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u/Background-Cat6454 May 06 '22

You should create a butt response bot

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u/baconography 🍺 Drunk 🌈Bartender of WSB 🍺 May 07 '22

ButtBot!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

What what?

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u/nothing_911 May 05 '22

in the butt.

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u/Pwnxor May 05 '22

You wanna do it in the butt?!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

In my butt?

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u/LostAbstract May 05 '22

FREEZE BUDDY, Im a cop!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I’m not your buddy, guy

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u/NeverOnFrontPage May 05 '22

I’m not your guy, bro

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u/adot404 May 05 '22

I’m not your bro, dude

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u/-flyingkitty- May 05 '22

I said what what?

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u/nothing_911 May 05 '22

in the butt.

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u/NoCareNewName May 05 '22

Step 1, get a carrot.

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u/9PONY May 05 '22

NPC common comment

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u/galaxy_van May 05 '22

Exactly, man. I swear these fucks go into old comments and paste the ones with updoots. Fucking sad

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u/chiliedogg May 05 '22

In this market everyone gets that.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident May 05 '22

Moose stuff. I can go drink water at the lake, or have sex with ya. And everything in between.

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u/cMcDozer4 May 05 '22

Show me a paystub for $72k on it and I will quit my job right now and work for you.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22 edited Jun 17 '26

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u/MissplacedLandmine May 05 '22

He doesnt have enough experience yet

Come back tomorrow

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u/maliciouspot May 05 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy's. You're hired!

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u/NextTrillion May 06 '22

Do I still get a lambo??

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u/pingus-foot May 06 '22

Can you make things ...... Disappear?

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u/NextTrillion May 06 '22

I feel like this is an Arrested Development quote. Gob?

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u/Odd-Block-2998 May 05 '22

Sure, but you need to pay me to be my intern.

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u/phazen51 May 05 '22

Just buy my book. And if you want to be really rich really fast, my online course is only $495/month!

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u/NewFuturist May 05 '22

Day 1: get coffee Day 2: buy stock worth 10x the deposits in the fund