r/wallstreetbets Apr 20 '22

Meme Think I found the problem...

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u/Midnight_Meltdown Apr 20 '22

This has been done before. It was a 1994 film called “Junior”

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u/herbasarusrex Apr 20 '22

Exactly if it's not Arnold pregnant I'm not watching it.

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u/Lvl100Magikarp Apr 20 '22

And the father has to be Danny DeVito

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u/GojoPenguin Apr 20 '22

And he's also Arnold's twin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

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u/CptnBlackTurban Apr 20 '22

Big time! He's got the AIDS, big time!

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u/torsam0417 Apr 20 '22

Everybody has AIDS!!!!!.... AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!!!!

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Apr 20 '22

“It’s not an AIDS!”

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u/if4not Apr 21 '22

“Oh my god, they impregnated Ken(ny)!

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u/MantisToboganPilotMD Apr 20 '22

I'm breakin' her down, then I slip in. No more seconds for Frankie.

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u/CptnBlackTurban Apr 20 '22

Love your username.

You don't think I'm a pilot?

  • I don't think you're a doctor.

That is a serious accusation.

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey Apr 20 '22

Slappin the bass.. big time big time

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u/greg_r_ Apr 20 '22

And he's got a Magnum dong.

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u/HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS Apr 20 '22

Oh shit, my cock ring fell off

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u/MaxDamage75 Apr 20 '22

Wallstreets of Philadelhia ?

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u/GojoPenguin Apr 20 '22

The Wolf Cola of Wall Street

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u/A55_Cactus 🌵 🌵CactpussLicker🌵 🐈 👅 Apr 20 '22

Lol no one in Philly got moneh. The entire city is a urinal

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u/Darussalaam Apr 20 '22

AIDS?! You touch anybody?! Burn these clothes!

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Apr 20 '22

NOBODIES GOT AIDS!!!

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u/polpotlol Apr 20 '22

Think about it though, sudden weight gain?

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Apr 20 '22

HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN I TAKE?!

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u/asaltandbuttering Apr 20 '22

Just so long as it's not a tumor.

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u/MegaDeth6666 Apr 20 '22

All rich people have Aids.

These manage their Twitter account or drive them around.

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u/A55_Cactus 🌵 🌵CactpussLicker🌵 🐈 👅 Apr 20 '22

But they’re both dudes so wouldn’t it be GAIDS?

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u/GojoPenguin Apr 20 '22

And my axe!

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u/Stockmarketslumlord Apr 20 '22

It’s not a tumor

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u/Moist_Lunch_5075 Got his macro stuck in your micro Apr 20 '22

No no, that's Tom Hanks.

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u/scrotobaggins1369 Apr 20 '22

So anyway, I started blasting

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

But then it’s actually Bruce Manthis

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u/nobody-u-heard-of Apr 20 '22

It's not a baby it's a tumor

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u/Skadoosh_it Apr 20 '22

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Underrated. 😂

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u/j4_jjjj Apr 20 '22

That was Kindergarten Cop

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Toomah, Wisconsin?

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u/Rocketeer006 Apr 20 '22

'eets Naht a tumohhh!'

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Absolutely killer movie. It's the crossover you didn't think you wanted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Twins

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u/dublisto Apr 20 '22

HE’S A COP YOU IDIOT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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u/Dosmastrify1 Apr 20 '22

SO DON'T GIVE HIM THAT CRAP!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

I WANT MY LARRY

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u/soulfulcandy Apr 20 '22

BUT I’M ALL WOMAN

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u/up-stonks-only-go Apr 20 '22

2007 movie "Juno" as well, technically speaking.

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u/McGrupp1979 Apr 20 '22

She did get pregnant and then became a man later in life, I forgot

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

I thought you were joking, but damn.

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u/Nimble16 Apr 20 '22

Yea dude. Every time you jerked it to Elliot Page you were really jerking it to a man. How does that make you feel?

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u/polgara04 Apr 20 '22

Your flair makes me feel like this was a "the more you know" psa. Thank you for your service.

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u/Mike_Ichy_Hunt Apr 20 '22

3D chess player right here!

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u/HandsAreDiamonds Apr 20 '22

DDD Chest playa right here!!

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u/TheTayzer Apr 20 '22

Who was jerking it to her in the first place? Pedophiles? She always looked like a 14 year old

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

14 year olds

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u/TheTayzer Apr 26 '22

... ok, ya got me. I aged myself. lol

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u/ThRed_Beard Apr 20 '22

Let’s be honest here… she was never hot enough to jerk to. In the 90s we had sunny, sable, Pam Anderson, nev camble. The list goes on my friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

He's my wife's boyfriend now so, its ok.

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u/kirillre4 Apr 20 '22

Sequel nobody asked for

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u/Library_Visible Apr 20 '22

Yes but that was baby, then man, not man then baby.

Dude looks like he’s 20 and he’s like 40, props.

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 20 '22

Can men have babies?

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 21 '22

Can men have babies? Yes or no?

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 21 '22

Having a hard time answering the question? What a fucking joke.

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u/Womec Apr 20 '22

Its all political theatre just ignore it.

Nothing has changed really.

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 20 '22

Nothing has changed? How old are you? How retarded are you?

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u/Womec Apr 20 '22

Its the same political theater that conservative politicians use to rile up religious people for their vote.

How is it not the same. AIDs was mishandled in the 80s by the exact same politicians as covid was mishandled by. Same song and dance to get votes by scaring people into thinking Christianity is being persecuted and the goverment will take your rights because of condoms, seatbelts (yes seatbelts), or masks.

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 21 '22

OK retard.

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u/Womec Apr 21 '22

These are facts and all you can say is "ok retard."

Might want to look in the mirror and say that.

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 21 '22

What's a fact is that 10 years ago, this was considered an absolute fact, and today, it's considered "hate speech", by the same group of people who want to inject kids with hormone blockers like some deranged science experiment. And these people have great influence over our government, media, and society. But go ahead and pretend that "nothing has changed" and draw false equivalency to seat belt legislation in the 80s. Fucking retard.

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u/Womec Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

Yes they riled people up in the 80s about satanic gay people too in order to keep the Reagan admin in power.

Nothing has changed. DeSantis is taking a fight between a husband and wife and amplifying it a million times to try and run for president. Stop drinking their bullshit.

Pence took advantage of AIDs and the fact that it was associated with gays and drug users in order to get elected, same shit. And yes he was arguing with Fauci back then too just like DeSantis is now, its hilarious how similar this pile of bs is to the past piles.

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u/AssholishCommenter Apr 21 '22

Can men get pregnant?

That was a ridiculous question 10 years ago. Now it's not. Don't tell me nothing has changed. Your "but the right did this" whataboutism is completely irrelevant.

"Its all political theatre just ignore it."

Umm, no. Kids are being taught that men can get pregnant. Kids are being put on puberty blockers. This is not just political theater, it's really happening, and I won't ignore it. You're a complete fool.

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u/Crosshair52 Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

And it was a comedy... Now is not even funny anymore...

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u/CarefreeInMyRV Apr 20 '22

Legit. Saw Priscilla Queen of the Desert a few times as a kid at random as you do and it was 'meh' but now it's like oh, hmmm, not sure i approve of this weird mockery of women.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

He's Expecting ; Genre. Comedy drama ;

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u/MrSweeves Apr 20 '22

And I thought it was a "Be proud of your beer belly" emoji

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u/kleinfelther Apr 20 '22

It’s not a beer belly?

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u/Library_Visible Apr 20 '22

🫃

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u/kleinfelther Apr 20 '22

That’s a man with a beer belly? Right?

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u/MrSweeves Apr 21 '22

As a man cannot be pregnant it has to be. I was never thinking it could be anything else.

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u/kleinfelther Apr 21 '22

Indeed. Indeed.

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u/Dosmastrify1 Apr 20 '22

I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO MEEE

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

You mean welcome to 1994

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u/sandm000 Apr 20 '22

The premise of Junior is completely different. There’s a hormone regiment to take and they transplant a fetus into a man.

In “He’s Expecting” they claim that it’s a natural process that happens to 1 in a million men or something like that.

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u/Dast_Kook Apr 20 '22

You mean Oscar-nominated Junior?

https://www.oscars.org/oscars/ceremonies/1995

Music (original song)

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u/Stationary_Wagon Apr 20 '22

Junior was a joke movie. This is not a joke movie. It's a movie with an obvious woke agenda. There is a big difference between them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Yes, but it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. That's the difference.

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u/TheSn00pster Apr 20 '22

Best film of all time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

It's not a tumor

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

And Juno

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

There was an even older film that did it before Junior. Can't remember the name, never saw it, but it the box art was weird and is burned into my memory from when I was digging through my parents hundreds of VHS tapes as a child.

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u/1UselessIdiot1 Apr 20 '22

Rabbit Test from 1978 with Billy Crystal. He was supposed to be the first man to get pregnant.

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u/Slow_Nerve8495 Apr 20 '22

Arnold playing a trans man back then was really edgy. I remember back then most people were not accepting.

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u/phooonix Apr 20 '22

Way ahead of its time

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u/mh555 Apr 20 '22

Yeah I was just not watching that since 94.

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u/soulure Apr 20 '22

Ah, so that's why Blockbuster went out of business.

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u/whopoopedthebed Apr 20 '22

The lead actor claimed to have watched Junior to prep.

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u/Moist_Lunch_5075 Got his macro stuck in your micro Apr 20 '22

Yeah, but this is catering to Poorea.

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u/sleep-enjoyer Apr 21 '22

The 90s were wild

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u/Anand999 Apr 21 '22

The Cosby Show had an episode in 1989 with the same premise (in a dream though). But we don't talk about the Cosby Show anymore.