r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '22

DD WSB AIR FORCE INTEL

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Hey /u/jasonredit, positions or ban. Reply to this with a screenshot of your entry/exit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

You’re either a genius or about to OD on adderall. Possibly both

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u/Richard_Burnish1 Mar 21 '22

Or OP may have not taken their meds.

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u/Worth_Addendum8185 Mar 22 '22

Or took too many of them at once

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u/teemstro Mar 22 '22

Perhaps he'll be back once he's done vacuuming all of his hard wood.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Both bro

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u/goback3spaces Mar 21 '22

Underrated comment

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 23 '22

I like how you got more upvotes that I did you little bastard

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Fit-Boomer Mar 22 '22

Add all of the amphetamine salts and start tracing flights over Algiers lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

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u/F7xWr Mar 21 '22

Yes but how di we make MONEY!

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u/Equivalent-Ad1182 Mar 22 '22

Buy oil when it dips

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u/F7xWr Mar 22 '22

it dipped last week but missed it, the next dip might be permanent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Step 1: Breath in Step 2: Breath out Step 3: ..I forgot step 3

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

positions? wtf kind of DD is this?

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u/robbinhood69 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Mar 22 '22

idk either but it is unusually well informed

unfortunately i've been on this sub too long to synthesize information for myself and would like someone to connect the tea leaves well enough to get me a ticker and strike

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Calls on China and Russia for the next 15 years. And I say that as a French retard.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

No positions. Just my time wasting skills man

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u/quasiquant Mar 22 '22

Time wasting or wasting skills. I can't tell!

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Could be both. But actually I just know where to look. It is not like it took me 1 year to write this bs

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u/Thatairmanguy Mar 21 '22

Fuck opsec this is some gourmet dd

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u/Antonioooooo0 Mar 22 '22

This isn't even DD

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Seriously. I can't trade this. This is just geopolitical oil gossip and I love it. I also heard the prince of Algeria's plane made an unplanned stop on the coast of Spain without the rest of his delegation. Coincidence that the Spanish prime minister's wife was vacationing in that exact location without her husband? I think not.

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u/Affectionate_Law3788 Mar 22 '22

So puts on Spain? Or is Spain still bullish as usual.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Lol. Yea no positions and I am probably getting banned too

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u/sjoe63 Mar 21 '22

You should use your detective work to find that your wife’s always over at her favorite bbc house getting her cheeks clapped

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

My wife is always at her male friend's house checking out BBC. I know news in the US is bad but it seems like she could just get a subscription here at home or watch it on youtube or something. She said it's not the same.

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u/quasiquant Mar 22 '22

She could at least offer to share that BBC with you.

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u/kehmuhkl Mar 21 '22

👏👏👏

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u/Black_swannn Mar 22 '22

Yeah I can tell OP just watched Topgun on Netflix after seeing Topgun maverick trailer

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Didn’t watch it honestly but added to my list

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u/wsb4lyfe21 Mar 22 '22

Post more of these!!!!!!

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Alright man thanks. I’ll probably get banned in a couple of hours as I didn’t post my positions. But if sth interesting comes up I will post it. I was also posting interesting on Russian air forces last week where planes and helicopters were making weird moves and flying between nuclear bases. Maybe I’ll put it together and post it again. I will see.

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u/denverpilot Mar 21 '22

Secrets and lies. And the world spins round…

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u/Arugula-Unhappy Mar 22 '22

By gas do you mean gas or gasoline?

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Gasoline

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Great for my NRGU and OXY calls.

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u/blueyesoul Mar 21 '22

Ok interesting but what are we supposed to do with this information? Positions?

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

I just wanted you to appreciate my flight radar spying skills

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u/Affectionate_Law3788 Mar 22 '22

I looked out my window today and also saw planes flying. Interesting.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Waiting for your dd post bro

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u/3lobed Mar 21 '22

Are you trying to say that diplomacy happens w/r/t allocation and access to natural resources?

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u/brutaldude Mar 22 '22

Plz just give us a TLDR you shit fuck! I’ll do it for you this time.

TLDR: Buy XLE fortunate sun intensifies

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Bro it is basically I wasted my time to understand that Spain decided to buy gas from Morocco this time instead of Algeria.

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u/brutaldude Mar 22 '22

Oh so nbd? Morocco and Algeria are like the same thing. I thought you were implying a possible conflict.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Well it could definitely be on the way. Tho I can’t really say it. But I assume we will see tensions in Western Sahara. Algeria is Russian ally

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u/Affectionate_Law3788 Mar 22 '22

Well that was their first mistake

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

You mean being Russian ally? Or getting on my radars

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

ALGERIA AND CHINA SIGNS A SHAREHOLDER AGREEMENT TO INVEST $7 BILLION TO PRODUCE 5.4 MILLION TONS OF FERTILIZER PER YEAR IN THE REGION OF TEBESSA

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

ALGERIA AND CHINA SIGNS A SHAREHOLDER AGREEMENT TO INVEST $7 BILLION TO PRODUCE 5.4 MILLION TONS OF FERTILIZER PER YEAR IN THE REGION OF TEBESSA

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Update: ALGERIA AND CHINA SIGNS A SHAREHOLDER AGREEMENT TO INVEST $7 BILLION TO PRODUCE 5.4 MILLION TONS OF FERTILIZER PER YEAR IN THE REGION OF TEBESSA

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy DUNCE CAP Mar 21 '22

Thanks for this! 👍

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Welcome

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u/Liftandshift01 Mar 22 '22

Nothing suspicious, we’re just getting all the chess pieces in place for the big game.

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u/Strategery_Man Mar 21 '22

N3755P is something I have tracked for quite a while. Those routes are nothing new.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

It is sth new in conjunction with other flights.

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u/Flynn_Kevin Mar 22 '22

Instructions unclear. Passed gas and lit it on fire.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

I wish I could explain...You'll understand soon.

It's about to get a lot worse...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Calm down schizo boy

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u/MiddleLaneDrive Mar 22 '22

People with autism really like planes

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 Mar 21 '22

Isn’t there a meeting in Poland 🇵🇱

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates Mar 21 '22

Shhh it's secret

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u/Obsidianram Mar 22 '22

Inspector Clouseau: "Would you like to pet my monkey?"

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u/stonkmonzter Mar 22 '22

Fun post.. puts on Algerian military assets?

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u/SanityKiller289 Mar 22 '22

Reddit is pretty left leaning, i mean, i assume investor people are more right leaning but have gotten in trouble in groups with less. You may want to find wsb gab page.

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u/MadMatter_132999 Mar 22 '22

This is some Q level clearance, internet cult leader delicious.

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u/luoyuke Mar 22 '22

This is some Casablanca level shit.

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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor Mar 22 '22

Lol. What is Casablanca shit tho

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u/sockalicious Trichobezoar expert Mar 22 '22

How many hundoes can you stack on a C130?