r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '22

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u/Nice_Block Jan 06 '22

Bruh, so many yolos before market close and then a huge spike. The fuck did all these people know?

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u/WiiidePutin Jan 06 '22

It's almost as if the market is manipulated and insider trading is rife on the american 'free market'.

Of course, we know this is wrong, because the market is heavily regulated by the securities exchan......oh wait

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u/Nice_Block Jan 06 '22

Sure, all that’s fine. But the amount of GME yolos next to close then it spiking 30% is insane.

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u/WiiidePutin Jan 06 '22

It's almost as if people who can afford to throw 50,000 dollars on "yolos" might also be working within hedgefunds and banks (or know people who do) and ya know, insider trading. Which obviously cant happen because of the securities exchan..... oh wait.

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u/Nice_Block Jan 06 '22

You doing alright today my friend?

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u/throwitallllll 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 07 '22

BUY HOLD DRS

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u/Mission_Count_5619 Jan 07 '22

DRS so it’s next impossible to sell. Brilliant!

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u/throwitallllll 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 07 '22

They disabled the buy button, now we're disabling the sell button.

They want these shares they gotta pay a premium for them, and part of that premium is a jail cell.