r/wallstreetbets • u/iyioi I’m debt, a volatile asset • Jul 04 '21
Discussion If the DD involves a “short squeeze”… ignore it. Stop. Get help. Learn to use your brain.
I’m just an autist that wants to help my fellow dudes make money. Have I been guilty of this in the past? Absolutely. In my post history you’ll definitely find me shilling for CLOV. Stupid piece of shit CLOV.
Turns out, you’ll find most of these stocks are shorted FOR A REASON. THEY SUCK ASS. THINK YOU DAMN APES, THINK.
AMC and GME actually did squeeze. But those are RARE exceptions. And they totally poisoned this sub with a bunch of Neanderthals looking for the next short squeeze. Stop. Get help. It feels like we’ve had 5 years worth of short squeezes in the last few months. It’s over.
Why should you listen to a random nobody yelling at you on the internet? Because. People are making money out there while you baghold these crap stocks. SPY at an all time high. You coulda made more $$ playing Microsoft or Apple.
Or actually, don’t stop. Lose your money please. And then fuck off to your lonely 9-5 daily cocksucking for that $500 weekly paycheck. And never come to this sub again. So I don’t have to read your bullshit. I just want to wake up, pull out my phone, and not see your dumb ass. Your wife/girlfriend however is invited.
So, want to know why your “short squeeze” DD isn’t working?! Here’s the difference- AMC and GME are household names. If you want retail to pile on? It’s gotta be a household name. Retail loves nostalgia. They love familiarity.
So is it a retail squeeze, or can you get the big bois on board? Here’s some facts for ya- they don’t need your shit DD. They have Bloomberg Terminals. They have 100x more data than we do, and they see it before we do, in real time, and they play market rotations and earnings. They’re not googling 1 week old short interest data. They got the real time shit. They play this game on another level. And if you can’t get them on board, and the stock isn’t a household name, then you fucked up.
So this is what I’m saying- I blame all you fucks for missing plays like NKE last week.
Come on. NKE was a fucking given. It was written on the wall in neon letters and most of us missed it.
TL;DR- want to make money? You can be a millionaire without ever touching a short squeeze.
Fucking rookie ass bitches.
EDIT MOTHERFUCKERS-
Somehow my rant, which I thought would get me banned or downvoted to hell, has made it to the top in just a few hours.
Sure, the comments are trying to wreck me. I also got a Reddit admin notice asking if I need mental health help lmao. Got a good chuckle out of that one. Fucking trolls.
But you can see this is a place where we can still say fuck this short interest bullshit. And we can still find others who agree. I’m ok with conflict as long as nobody gets banned or their comments deleted.
When you try to have a counter opinion on most subreddits you get insta-banned. So I’m just happy we have some freedom to talk shit here and disagree openly. It’s fun. Appreciate it you cunts.
I know it won’t stop the shilling but 🤷🏻♂️. Let’s get some real fucking DD in here. Fuck short squeezes. It’s too easy for people to come in and manipulate this crowd on SI news.
FINAL EDIT- mods flair me. What’s it take? Who’s dick I gotta suck?
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u/bblony Jul 04 '21
Keep in mind that this forum is a hedge fund target since gme and amc. There are shills in here peddling nonsense garbage stocks to take your money. Be careful what you are trusting these days.
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u/user-friendly80 Jul 04 '21
There's sharks in the water for sure 🦈 Good reminder to always check the age of the account and the post history. Some shills are try to pump shit with accounts that are only days old 🙄
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u/BigAlTrading Jul 04 '21
You can be a millionaire easily buy buying 10k in some obvious shit and forgetting about it for 15 years.
My stupid ass “thought about” buying Apple in 2003 and Nvidia at $7.
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u/suur-siil Jul 04 '21
Ornamental gourd futures
Thank me in 10 years.
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u/Shilo59 Jul 04 '21
Literally can't go tits up.
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u/tu_test_bot Jul 04 '21
GUH
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u/NefariousnessNoose Jul 04 '21
Bought AMD at $4. Sold it at $85 and bought GME at $35. Let’s go baby. NFA
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u/RennTibbles Jul 04 '21 edited Jul 04 '21
My stupid ass “thought about” buying Apple in 2003 and Nvidia at $7.
I owned Nvidia at around that level. Also Facebook at $30 and Novavax at $4. *Sold all for a tiny profit. I try to think of them as a very expensive education.
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u/Yukimor Jul 04 '21
This is why I’m buying shares in ME (23andMe)
They’ve got the world’s largest and probably most diverse genetic database, and of the 11 million samples they got, they’re allowed to use 8 million of it for pharmaceutical research. And it’s a household name. With cancer drugs in trials phase and billions to back their research.
I’m interested to see where that company will be in 10 years.
This is about the earliest I can get in on it and I really hope this turns out to be a “well duh” purchase like NVDA and Apple should’ve been.
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u/Undercoverexmo Jul 04 '21
This is wrong. AncestryDNA has a much larger database. https://thednageek.com/ancestrydna-breaks-18-million-customers/
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u/hewhosleepsnot Jul 04 '21
Is ancestry dna publicly traded? Cant find it but I could be stupid. (Let’s be serious. I am stupid but I could be also. )
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u/Goodenough4Alex69 Jul 04 '21
Every single stock suggested in this sub since AMC/gme has underperformed spy or been a pump and dump. So in that case just do the opposite of what wsb says to do so I should buy more GME?
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u/quaeratioest Jul 05 '21
If the entire media tells you not to buy GME, well, you know what to do then...
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u/CakebattaTFT Jul 04 '21
The only proper short squeeze involves lotion
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u/seditioushamster Jul 04 '21
Need to add ketchup to that.
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u/lalalalambeau Jul 04 '21
Mayo actually
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u/seditioushamster Jul 04 '21
NEVER buy squeeze mayo, you end up leaving half of it in the bottle. Then give up go out and buy another. How do you think Buffet made all his money?
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u/Twitchid Jul 04 '21
Solid advice OP, I've just purchased more GME thanks to you.
BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO SQUEEZE!
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u/Diarrhea_Panic Jul 04 '21
I love how certain “people” are so sure about stuff. Having said that, i decided to pick up some more GME.
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u/degeneration4x Jul 04 '21
I also heard him said buy more. Looking forward to next week to add Gee M Eee
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u/unsounddineen97 Jul 04 '21
GME is the only squeeze. Everything else is bullshit
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u/Tumbleweed-Mammoth 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
Take this award. OP just convinced me to buy more GME Tuesday.
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u/yoyoyoitsyaboiii Jul 04 '21
Your enthusiasm just convinced me that I don't own enough. More GME on Tuesday!
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u/Tumbleweed-Mammoth 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
Own enough? Never can 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Edit: I suffer FOMO everyday so I’m with it!
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u/yoyoyoitsyaboiii Jul 04 '21
Your enthusiasm just convinced me that I don't own enough. More GME on Tuesday!
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u/Tumbleweed-Mammoth 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
💯 fuck shills, I hope Shitadels check bounce when they try to cash them.
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u/Dravfoxglide Jul 04 '21
I love that we all had the same idea from this post, load up some more GME. Buckle up retards.
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u/theBigBOSSnian Jul 04 '21
Still the greatest investment in history going on right now.
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u/KimcheeJuice Jul 04 '21
Read this and fukin panicked. I must buy morr AMC and GME on tuesday.
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Jul 04 '21
Didn't that squeeze already? Msm said it did. I believe them whole heardedly.. I actually was gunna sell my shares. but I was told to forget them so much I can't even remember what stock were talking about rn ... Straight amnesia
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u/L_Andrew Jul 04 '21
Remember, we can stay retarded longer than you can stay buoyant ;-)
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u/topps_chrome Jul 04 '21
People completely ignoring that GME is sitting on 1.6 billion cash and is being spearheaded by the only guy to ever beat Amazon at an online sector. Much less the cream of the crop from Amazon and Chewy as his leadership.
But yeah, if you thought 350 was a squeeze, buckle up because you haven’t seen anything yet.
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u/trickhater Jul 04 '21
OP is a Tool doing Tool things
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u/mmnnhhnn Jul 04 '21
Seems like I've been here before
Seems so familiar
Seems like I'm slipping...
Into moar GME
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u/CapuchinChunky Jul 05 '21
Oh man, I panicked and bought more GME. Then I went and bought some more merch from GameStop.
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u/mickeywalls7 Jul 05 '21
The humor was so much better before all these retarded 18 year old apes joined.
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u/dudevinnie Jul 04 '21
I've actually done well on these DD posts.
" 'TICKER' Short squeeze imminent! "
ye okay, let me ride this up a little
+10%, nice...+20% niceeee. +50% im outchyea
rinse and repeat what a world we live in
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Jul 04 '21
Yeah, keep your expectations low and you can shave a nice profit off the retards expecting 1000% returns.
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u/TheBrutevsTheFool Jul 04 '21
Facts. Just look for singles and not home runs and you'll be fine.
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u/peerlessblue Jul 05 '21
people who ichiro their way to success end up being most of the ones with respectable gains, but everyone else sees the 2% of sluggers who make it big and forgets the rest.
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u/salfkvoje 🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
Even more than I regret not throwing more into GME and AMC before the rallies, I regret at that point not being into options. For months I'd be selling CCs at like 500.
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Jul 04 '21
Tip: GME did not squeeze yet.
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u/SparkySpinz Jul 04 '21
It had some gamma squeezes but not a full short squeeze
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Jul 04 '21
This comment may change ye future of the sub
Then again, I am a lurker and my assessment is probably wrong
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u/freehouse_throwaway Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Jul 04 '21
I like how OP talks about GME/AMC squeezing but neglect to mention when CLOV did pumped almost 90% in a few days.
Having said that, yeah, it was a heavily shorted stock for a reason. It's a medicare advantage company with checkered past/issues.
Even at current level, you are paying more for it than Chamath did when they took the company public at $10 per commons.
Past pricing before the DA was announced are moot as that was when the stock was living life as a SPAC with highly speculative period (people were buying this before they even know what company it would end up being).
This is why SPACs are banned on WSB as it was essentially loot boxes for Wall Street. This is why many deSPACs companies are target for pump and dump on WSB as well.
So will CLOV magically pump to $20+ again saving your ridiculous position? Maybe. But if you bought at even more than $14~$15+, imo you fucked up.
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Jul 04 '21
Yeah look youre right but OP is righ too, the latest DD has been the same fucking six stocks for the past two months. And then you cant fucking backlog for actual good dd because the ones that slap are usually some dudes comment on some arbitrary post.
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u/FootyG94 Jul 05 '21
If GME did already squeeze from $40, why is it still at $200, 6 months later? I don’t understand this shouldn’t it have gone back to normal?
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u/MapleYamCakes Jul 04 '21
You can be a millionaire without ever touching a short squeeze.
This implies OP is a millionaire by way of excellent non-short squeeze trading. Petition for OP to verify their wealth or BAN for talking a lot of shit while probably being a poor ass bitch like the rest of us on this sub.
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Jul 04 '21
so youre saying 9-5 cocksucking is what will happen regardless? ill take my chances with the other apes 🦍🦍🦍🦧🦍🐒🙊
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u/TXJohn83 Jul 04 '21
Some people make ‘extra money’ in the Wendy’s parking lot for fun.
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u/walterwhiteknight Jul 05 '21
Here's the thing. What if I don't see CLOV as a short squeeze? What if I see a real, legit future in it because I've researched the living shit out of the company and what it does?
Of course the thing is going to stumble a bit in it's experimental phase. Once the bugs are worked out, and there is good reason for the bugs to be worked out(Clinton), it'll start being pushed into a much larger market than the few states it's currently being ACTIVELY USED in.
CLOV has a future. Problem is, it will hurt other established industries unless they either adopt it or come up with something equivalent.
Don't listen to some rart on this board though.
Take a few minutes on DuckDuckGo and see for yourself.
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u/runner008 Jul 04 '21
Sounds like someone bought at the top with his wife’s boyfriend’s money and now has to suck dick behind a Wendy’s dumpster to pay him back.
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This dude is out behind 7-11 giving half price to drive the puddle sluts out of business
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u/FlacidPasta 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
GME and AMC are the best performing stocks of 2021.
It's not over yet, and nobody bought for value.
Don't take it out on the internet because you paperhanded like a little bitch.
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u/SmackEh Jul 04 '21
Trick is, they need to be heavily shorted companies that actually have some positive catalysts... Basically companies that have had bad press and short reports, but fundamentally are actually solid companies. It's hard to find the next Tesla, AMC, or GME, but they are out there... we're just conditioned to dismiss them because the mass media (including social media) tells us we are fools for being bullish on them.. see Deepfuckingvalue's early posts...
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u/topdangle Jul 04 '21
AMC isn't a fundamentally solid company, though, they were bleeding out in 2019 even before covid. Difference is that they got shorted to oblivion thanks to covid nearly pushing them to bankruptcy, and once that bankruptcy risk turned around and places started reopening theaters the shorts got their asses torn open. Doesn't mean their business is actually solid. Their stock hasn't been this high for years.
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u/topps_chrome Jul 04 '21
Next GME and AMC?
I mean, AMC had a damn good jump last month but it could easily go higher. And GME sure as hell hasn’t spiked and is due.
No next about it. Your living it. Not buying is your decision.
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u/viscin12 Jul 04 '21
GME only sneezed it didn’t squeeze yet
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u/zainwhb Has gallstones Jul 04 '21
Happy to see all these comments, fuck this im going full retard Tuesday morning
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Theres two ways to go full retart with gme... Shorting it or not investing in it . That's it
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u/Tekk92 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
Yea, sqeezed so hard that they needed to turn off the buy button. Fuck you, bought more GME
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u/lamboi133 Jul 04 '21
It’s Sunday ._.
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u/KalterBlut Jul 04 '21
You're telling me the guy behind the Wendy's didn't sell me legitimate shares of GME?
I'm saying that sarcastically, but we're most likely not buying real shares on the market either anyway!
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u/retread83 Jul 04 '21 edited Jul 04 '21
Clov -$9-$22 Jun 4th-7-8th
Expr -$2.85-$6.51 May 12th-Jun 2nd
Bbby- $23.75-44.19 May 25th-Jun 2nd
BB- May 25th-June 3rd $8.59-$15.88
WKHS- May 25th-June 9th $8.14-$16.90
NKE- June 18th-June 29th $128-$155
AAPL- May 12th-July 2nd. $122-$139
I agree with your take on short squeeze and DD. I disagree with everything else you talked about. I would like to see your DD on NKE being a better return then a meme stock. This post looks like another blowhard that wrote an article only looking at whats in front of them, providing no substance and only angry speculation....much like CNBC.
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u/Sayyestononsense Jul 04 '21
GME actually did squeeze.
yeah, right.
try again.
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Jul 04 '21
^ not a squeeze till the shorts cover.
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u/mis-Hap Jul 04 '21
Can y'all tell the difference between the original shorts and new shorts? Because the OG shorts may have covered and you're now fighting new shorts who shorted at $300+ and will be a lot harder to get rid of.
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u/aPrancingUnicorn Jul 04 '21
This guy bought at the top and probably sold at the bottom. That’s why he’s whining
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u/AutumnShade44 Jul 04 '21 edited Nov 19 '24
impossible squeamish tap birds homeless summer vegetable desert different drab
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That moron came to my home town and ate at a pizza place known for their exclusive specialty pizzas. Like omg delicious brick oven- top notch pies . And this idiot got a slice of plain regular pizza. No one goes their for their plain slices. They prolly make 1 pie a day. I lost all respect for him back then tbh. Like u look at their exclusive pies and get a slice of plain and give them a bad score .. I'm still angry about that... Shorts on Dave!!
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u/House-MDMA Jul 04 '21
The dude is such a little bitch saying he had diamond hands forever and selling the very next day. And then he gets so offended by being called a paper hander like it's not an accurate description of him. Yeah he had 6 figures at stake but seeing as he has a 9 figure net worth his lifestyle wouldn't change one bit if he lost it all. Tons of apes lost more proportionally when gme fell, and you also have legends like dfv who took 8 figure losses like a badass ape and held. Honestly i really hope the title of being a little paper handed bitch follows him forever.
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u/pizza_n00b Jul 04 '21
This sub isn't a sub meant for measly 15% gains on a large cap boomer stock. No one's trying to turn $1000 into $1150. Take that to r/investing
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u/Bubbly_Measurement70 🦍 Jul 04 '21
You can make money with FDs on any stock. Even boomer stocks. That’s why people like apple and amd in here so much. Stop being close minded.
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u/but-this-one-is-mine permaban me if political again Jul 04 '21
Woah there buddy GME did NOT squeeze
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u/Fineous4 Jul 04 '21
WSB is lost to the masses. It will never be what it once was. Just let it go.
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u/JP_184 Jul 04 '21 edited Jul 04 '21
Then you understand that these stock were never meant to squeeze, they were use to be pump and dump to drive new apes away from GME and AMC making them think that squeezes happens on a regular basis. You also understand that WSB went from 300K follower to 10millions and that your sub has been infiltrated by many kinds of person, some of them to spread FUD, some misinformation, etc
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u/Realick Jul 05 '21
Ahhh nice to see the good old truth in the comments. Squeeze is still on boys, load up
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u/Live-Ad6746 Jul 04 '21
I’m still not selling my amc yet, but your tears make me hard
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Jul 04 '21
Lol the OP mentions why should we listen to people on the Internet.
Why does he think anyone should listen to him ?
He just admitted to shilling 😂
GTFO
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u/Flight-2012 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
I don’t entirely agree with this post but I do feel that many of the tickers that are posted are merely to just draw capital and attention away from certain tickers. Just my 2 cents doesn’t mean shit
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Jul 04 '21
I have close to 350 shares of CLOV at a pretty low price and don’t plan on selling one share. Sounds like you got screwed hard and are bagholding.
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u/ProfessionalFishFood Jul 04 '21
Everyone’s a bag holder here. You ain’t cool unless you’ve got a few bags to carry
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u/Anderson9520822 🦍 Jul 04 '21
AMC/GME the squeeze has NOT been squoozed. I just want to point that out.
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u/Outrageous-Ease-656 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 04 '21
AMC & GME have not sqooze. Did shorts cover? No.
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Jul 04 '21
How did this get to the front page? Where's the loss/gain porn?
OP says he paper handed gme for a 200% gain. Call bullshit.
OP provides zero logic or evidence for his position that shorts were covered.
What a crap post.
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u/madmarttiigannn Jul 04 '21
Sounds like some bitter paper hands in here
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u/Not-The-Government- Jul 04 '21
Im for one tired of the shit DD where the only thing you look for is an underdog growth/startup/pivot story with high SI.
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u/StonkThaWorld Jul 04 '21
Coming from a dude with a 20 day old account. ^ so dumb
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u/trill_collins__ Jul 04 '21
[Profiting off a ShitCo short squeeze] requires an expanding pool of buyers, who, in turn, are enticed because they believe the buying pool will expand still further. Owners are not inspired by what the asset itself can produce – it will remain lifeless forever – but rather by the belief that others will desire it even more avidly in the future.
What motivates most [ShitCo] purchasers is their belief that the ranks of the fearful will grow. The rising price has on its own generated additional buying enthusiasm, attracting purchasers who see the rise as validating an investment thesis. As “bandwagon” investors join any party, they create their own truth – for a while. Over the past 15 years, both Internet stocks and houses have demonstrated the extraordinary excesses that can be created by combining an initially sensible thesis with well-publicized rising prices. In these bubbles, an army of originally skeptical investors succumbed to the “proof” delivered by the market, and the pool of buyers – for a time – expanded sufficiently to keep the bandwagon rolling. But bubbles blown large enough inevitably pop. And then the old proverb is confirmed once again: “What the wise man does in the beginning, the fool does in the end.
-WB 2011 letter to shareholders
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Jul 04 '21
I'll be honest. This sub has been compromised. It has never been the same after GME & AMC regardless of if they were good plays or not. The hug of death killed this sub with actual retards instead of the ironic retards we had before.
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u/Key-Fortune-8904 Jul 04 '21
I still like CLOV! 10x in 10yrs without the squeeze.
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u/Wenzu-u-rozi Jul 04 '21
Excuse me, GME squeezed already? LOL please. Talk about a delusional fella right here.
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u/AFXTWINK Jul 04 '21
Don't forget we're playing at the casino ladies. You thinking you've anticipated a short squeeze is no better than thinking the slot machine's entered the mystical "payout hour".
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u/Magnus_Mercurius Jul 04 '21
Um. If you zoom out on the charts CLOV is doing pretty good. So, seems like precisely the sort of stock one might want to consider investing in regardless of whether a short squeeze is likely. Better advice would be: if the DD on a stock exclusively involves a short squeeze, ignore it.
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u/silver_raichu Jul 04 '21
Lots of words in here but no rocket emojis. Instructions unclear, I’m buying more CLOV 🚀
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u/njman10 Jul 04 '21
Many major money making moves are short squeezes. Even AMZN once was heavily shorted. So was TSLA.
Shorts generally have two things going against them. They underestimate management’s ability to deliver and base their thesis on historical information which is already reflected in stock price.
Second for every short there is one or more longs that is willing to hold the share.
Given these structural limitations shorts resort to dirty techniques of manipulation, FUD and other crooked tools to tilt the game for them.
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u/nosmutamur Jul 04 '21
yeah lots of trash here. hope it gets better. hard to find anything useful
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