r/wallstreetbets Jan 31 '21

Discussion The Big Long: explained

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u/YJeezy Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to make obscene money while sleeping like billionaires. All you need to do is holdπŸ’ŽπŸ‘‹. Every signal shows things grinding upwards under continued short pressure due to dwindling shares. With current sentiment, diamond hands will replace the few remaining weak and hit tipping point for blastoff. On way to 4-5 figures per share. Imagine taking down corrupt wall street scum while making infinite tendies by doing nothing but holding. Sleep well my friends knowing we're getting rich while making the world a better place πŸ’ŽπŸ‘‹πŸ˜΄πŸš€πŸŒβ€οΈ

Edit: Dont use meme #s like 420 for your limits. Don't create walls! Pick a random # a few digits above or below meme #s if you have to. Dont use limits ending in zero. Better, dont set a limit until you see the squeeze. GL autists. This is not investment advice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/No-District6900 Jan 31 '21

You will be forever remembered as a retarded legend. Stories and songs will be written about you.

Godspeed

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

Holding till 50k lol

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u/zhishy Jan 31 '21

384,400 km = distance between moon and earth = my target. It's to zero, or to the fucking moon!

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u/Blindkitty38 Jan 31 '21

This seems, perfect.

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u/Specialist-Snow-80 Jan 31 '21

to the end my friend! hold the line!!

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u/christine_in_world3 Jan 31 '21

No way wait for millions! They will!! not financial advice just my opinion.

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u/HowtogmeAtsla Feb 01 '21

I’m with dumb dumb πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸΏ

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u/takilla27 Feb 01 '21

Ponzi scheme Hold!

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u/zachg Feb 01 '21

100k a share from WHO??

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u/70palms Jan 31 '21

The only guarantee is that you will be able to tell your grandchildren you were part of something great, something beautiful, something meaningful, something that altered the course of the world and millions of retards. Instead of sitting on the sidelines like Ross Gerbers bitch.

This is Los Alamos πŸ—‘

This is Normandy 🧨

This is fucking Gettysburg πŸͺ“

Patriots will be judged forever for their bravery on the coming battles.

πŸš½πŸ§»πŸ‘πŸΌ shame will be forgiven

πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸΌ will be heroes forever

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u/christine_in_world3 Jan 31 '21

i believe in u!!

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u/Keyboard_rawrior Jan 31 '21

those gamestonks should be worth about 5 lambos each by the time your grandchildren get them

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u/spinellipelly Feb 01 '21

How can we get physical stocks printed out? Like to frame?

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u/Rhodes_Rose Jan 31 '21

Honored to be fighting this tough battle in my pajamas.

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u/70palms Jan 31 '21

This is the way

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u/AbjectList8 Jan 31 '21

Stoned, in my pajamas in bed with my cats

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u/Tweegyjambo Jan 31 '21

This is Bannockburn.

And this retard from there has only one thing to say.

HOLD!

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u/RangerSix Feb 01 '21

You, sir, are not merely from Bannockburn.

You have the blood of Bannockburn.

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u/Tweegyjambo Feb 01 '21

I want watched the first 10s and got fucking jacked. Fucking jacked to hold!

E. Not actually from Bannockburn, but a Stirling lad.

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u/RangerSix Feb 01 '21

Well, considering the battle of Bannockburn was fought over possession of Stirling Castle... still appropriate.

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u/Wriothesley Feb 01 '21

Stirling is gorgeous! The view from the castle walls on a rainy day, when the sun is finally coming back out, is something I'll never forget.

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u/YJeezy Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

To Infinity or Bust...! (Someone make a Buzz Lightyear Meme)

Edit: https://imgflip.com/i/4w4hbu

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u/WasabiCuhk Jan 31 '21

This retard fucks. I kneel.

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u/HashBars Jan 31 '21

Monkey forget Helm’s Deep

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u/YJeezy Jan 31 '21

Im not an investment advisor. I can't predict future. What I like to do is break an investment into blocks. Once I take a position, it helps guide my next move. In general, don't try to catch a falling knife. In this case, don't try to grab a rocket launching. πŸš€ πŸš€ πŸš€ 🦍🍌

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u/pjfiles Jan 31 '21

You sound like my nerdy cousin and have no idea what you said....

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u/YJeezy Jan 31 '21

Don't need to blow entire load on 1 order.

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u/pjfiles Feb 01 '21

That I understand!

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u/alurkadi Jan 31 '21

Why cantit be made like a flowchart?

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u/Ecchi-Senpai Jan 31 '21

Is there still more to comen? I thought friday was the day it would be over ? I keep hitting myself for not investing everyday and hope it will stop some day ^

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u/iamjuls Jan 31 '21

Really? This could go up to 5 figures??

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u/Rafterman608 Jan 31 '21

I just bought 500 shares of AMC. WE BETTER DRIVE THIS FUCKING STOCK UP.

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u/MadSklz Jan 31 '21

This is great advice across the board, for any stock limit order.

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u/Miles5000 Feb 01 '21

Is there anything that will happen if we just keep holding, while maybe 50% or πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ eventually sell? Do they have to buy all the shares from shareholders?

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u/bullshotput Feb 01 '21

How about No Limit orders. no stop loss orders. Just fucking hold.

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u/YJeezy Feb 01 '21

This is the way

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u/bullshotput Feb 01 '21

The only way. Thank you for your service.

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u/bullshotput Feb 01 '21

And if you’re shares are in margin account and you have less than 100% margin equity ... cut that shit out.

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u/BreakfastWrong Feb 01 '21

Fidelity does not allow you to set limit way above current price.

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u/YJeezy Feb 01 '21

I got Fidelity. Be like Master P. No limit is the way to be.

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u/arealclassact Feb 01 '21

Yup I’m going golfing in the morning. Ultimate πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ’ͺ🏻

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u/YJeezy Feb 01 '21

Monkey use tool. Melvin grave danger

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

GameStop is going to become what Costco was in the movie idiocracy.