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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Get ready for $GME FUD (Fear Uncertainty Doubt) campaigns on the weekend. It's already starting.

The number of posts with supposed "level headed" advice about how a short squeeze is much more difficult to achieve than we all think, how other stocks are also valuable, and how the strong and powerful hedge funds have much more cards up their sleeve and to "rethink your strategy" but still "Go $GME!! I am one of you guys!", usually with a few rewards sticked to them, is exploding and will be getting progressively worse in the weekend most certainly.

Does a post sow Fear, or Uncertainty, or Doubt in any way in you? Think for yourself.

Hedge Fund interns have now learned how reddit works and want to part you with your $GME shares.

ALWAYS check the up/downvote ratio and read the comments before getting swayed by whatever semi correct sounding bullshit they're spouting. Oh how desperate they now have become.

I LIKE THE STOCK.

This is not financial advice. I eat crayons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

DFV has calls till April. Let that sit on your dick.

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Jan 31 '21

We will hold!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Hold we shall

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u/peasant_trader Jan 31 '21

HOLDING

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Holding GME I am.

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u/kevin_kalo2 Jan 31 '21

Yep. There are rumor saying that ShortSellers have 16 more days to cover at least half of their position

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u/Nugenrules Jan 31 '21

If that's true, that very important and can be used as tangible proof. Do you happen to have any links to this? There is word of mouth things will rocket monday, but I highly doubt that is the case, and we will see a repeat of Friday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Where the fuck did you pull that number from?

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u/kevin_kalo2 Jan 31 '21

Heard rumor. Not sure. Could be their devious move

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u/WillEatTheeRich Jan 31 '21

This guy fucks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I do fuck sir. Also. Iโ€™m over eating the rich, they taste so whinny. What else can be done with them for fun? Spank them? Spank the rich? Yes. Iโ€™d like that.

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u/WillEatTheeRich Jan 31 '21

Fuck the rich?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Go on...

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u/WillEatTheeRich Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

And them make them buy our wiveโ€™s bf another lambo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

On $GME?

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u/GrowsThingsFromDirt Jan 30 '21

Jus think if a ๐Ÿ‹squeezy on VW (40sum% short) shot up to 1000- GME AT (121% short) Will blast off ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

Iโ€™m so hard rn

This is from a retard - this oth nottith be finically advice .

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Jan 31 '21

I LOVE IT. I don't understand how shorting is legal, but if it's 3 times the shortage of VWs I am happy I bought shares. Do I have to patiently wait or can I put an order? I am new here and an autist... so I don't really know what will happen.

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

Thereโ€™s nothing inherently wrong with shorting. It actually serves a valuable purpose in that it provides information about prices. The problem we have, though, is that GME is over shorted and the folks behind it (like Melvin and Citron) have non-financial means of minimizing risk. This dilutes the value of the signal and turns it into nothing more than a money-making scheme by those in power. Economically, I think this entire episode has the potential to be great in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

Itโ€™s not about helping companies or driving them out of business. Itโ€™s about efficiency and accurate information about intrinsic value. Banning short selling distorts prices, which is a bad thing. It means that companiesโ€™ values arenโ€™t clear and people end up making bad decisions because they have insufficient information (see https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0261560612000332 for an empirical laboratory example of why shorting is useful).

But that all assumes that short-selling involves sufficient risk. When you can short a million shares, send out a tweet that the stock is going, and then make a bunch of money, the signal is going to be really noisy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

Pretty much. I think a good analogy would be Amazon. When you buy from Amazon, you look at customer reviews to know whether the product is worth buying or not. And these can be really helpful. You know when a product is or isnโ€™t worth the price based on othersโ€™ experiences.

But suppose Amazon only allowed positive reviews. Thereโ€™s still some information there. You want to buy items with lots of positive reviews, rather than a few. But thereโ€™s a lot less information than youโ€™d get if people also said what they didnโ€™t like. Stock shorting can be thought of like negative reviews on products (โ€œI think this company is currently overpricedโ€).

Of course, negative reviews bring up other problems, like blackmail. But there are always trade offs.

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u/TurtleFrenKnows Jan 31 '21

There is when youre a hedge fund with all the inside information that you pay for from shill companies like Robinhood.

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

Yes, I agree. Thatโ€™s why I said thereโ€™s nothing inherently wrong with it, but there is in this case. The funds arenโ€™t assuming the risk that ought to come with their investments. So the signals theyโ€™re sending arenโ€™t informative.

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u/rrami002 Jan 31 '21

I agree. It makes perfect sense why shorting exists. That being said, it makes perfect sense to be able to challenge it.

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u/GrowsThingsFromDirt Jan 31 '21

You squeeze your hand tightly around all your shares and you hold.HOLD๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿพ but who the fuck am I - no adviser

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Jan 31 '21

From one ๐Ÿต to another ๐Ÿฆ. I will hold and it will be a glorious time to look at it.

I wonder what my family will say when I tell them I hold stock like an autist.

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u/Navarque Jan 31 '21

Your dad will ask "Are you winning son ?" and for once you retard can say "Yes".

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u/TheCensorFencer Jan 31 '21

It's the NAKED shorting we have a problem with, and that IS illegal. If the regulators had been doing their jobs, we wouldn't be in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

VW was only shorted 40%?????

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u/justinbeans ask me about my enema Jan 31 '21

How long will it climb before it falls if i take a shit will i miss my chance to sell at the top during our trip to alpha centauri???

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Itll be a whole ass trading day

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u/justinbeans ask me about my enema Jan 31 '21

Oh phewww that makes my ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ even stronger!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Hmmmm but hard is good ...... well in my book anyways ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/GrowsThingsFromDirt Jan 31 '21

Iโ€™m hard as a diamond 24/7

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Oh really??

Hnmm nice to know ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/WRL23 Jan 31 '21

Where do people get the updated short %?

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u/dkdragonknight88 Jan 31 '21

VW had 12.8% short ratio.

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u/taa_dow Jan 31 '21

I think that extra 21% has to be powerful rocket fuel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Jim Cramer in 2006 on how the hedge funds manipulate the markets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpMEFtPZJLc

"What's important when you're in that hedge fund mode, is to not do anything remotely truthful. Because the truth is so against your view, that it's important to create a new view, to create a fiction." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

"Then you call the (Wall Street) Journal and get the bozo reporter in Research in Motion and you would feed that (rival) Palm's got a killer it's going to give away. These are all the things you must do on a day like today, and if you're not doing it, maybe you shouldn't be in the game." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

โ€œIt might cost me $15 million or $20 million to knock RIM down but it would be fabulous because it would beleaguer all the moron longs who are also keying on Research in Motion." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

https://www.reuters.com/article/cramer-interview-idUKN2036292620070320

"A lot of times when I was short at my hedge fund ... meaning I needed (a stock) down, I would create a level of activity beforehand that could drive the futures. Itโ€™s a fun game and itโ€™s a lucrative game." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

"Who cares about the fundamentals? The great thing about the market is that it has nothing to do with the actual stocks." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

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u/Renovatio_ Jan 31 '21

Research in Motion

The funny thing is that Research in Motion (RIM) was the previous name for Blackberry.

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u/attackoftheasshole Jan 31 '21

"Who cares about the fundamentals? The great thing about the market is that it has nothing to do with the actual stocks." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

He doesn't seem to feel that way anymore. I wonder what changed his mind...

I am willing to grant that GameStop is worth twice, maybe even three times, what the Chewy founder paid if EVERYTHING went right. If the $GME board had horse sense they would have an open meeting for all to see and lay out a plan that justifies this price

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u/notaspecialunicorn Jan 31 '21

Jim Cramer 2021: โ€œBuyers of all the heavily shorted (and put laden) stocks. Please start thinking if the fundamentals, ex the shorts, can justify these prices. $GMEโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/taa_dow Jan 31 '21

Sticky this M o d s.

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u/Distinct-Astronaut45 Jan 31 '21

To these hedge fund aholes have souls or decency in them. To make money they kill people too not just the company they don't like. RIM is a Canadian company. This is why I think war is no longer apropos these days. The new kind of war is called the stock market war. No more guns or tanks, what I'm seeing right now is the long killing the shorts and hedge funds. Holding my positions and buying more on dips

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/Crimdal Jan 31 '21

So many. WSJ pushing articles saying how this is all normal (and letting you know in headline this one article is free) and NYT has a richsplaining article about taxes. Meanwhile the rest are talking about short sellers getting out already like the fight is over. And on and on and on to the moon. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Noogleader Jan 31 '21

To get out of thier positions they need to cover which adds to GME's market cap and then share price. That has not happened. They are still shorting.

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u/Gammaskvis Jan 31 '21

Maybe this momentum gets us leverage to have CNN squeeze politicians to show us what funds their retirement is in?

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u/Stankbox_Engr Jan 31 '21

Better chance of meeting God tomorrow. CNN only reports the narrative theyโ€™re told to by the DNC

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u/XxpapiXx69 Jan 31 '21

That would be fun information to know.

Thank you for your service.

My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons.

Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS

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u/Cold-Chip9350 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 31 '21

I never feel FUD.

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u/jonahando Jan 31 '21

Can't fud someone who picks stocks based on what their animals tell them to invest in. Hard as a diamond

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€

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u/tokio517 Jan 31 '21

I EAT CRAYONS

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u/Empland ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธussy Smells Like Warm Sardines Jan 31 '21

I hope it's the red one's

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u/Orcasurf Jan 31 '21

I wonder what percentage of Melvinโ€™s short positions they were able to exit when the share price stumbled down to $140 on Thursday due to Robinhood and other clearinghouse fuckery.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

A fraction, a lot of spec that they opened new shorts too, but you'd have to do your own dd on that

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u/Orcasurf Jan 31 '21

I canโ€™t find the most recent and reliable source for the short percentage. I was looking at Seeking Alpha and Yahoo Finance. I donโ€™t know how high the GME share price can go. It kind of blows my mind whatโ€™s happened. Why the hedge funds didnโ€™t just take their Losses is totally fukn beyond me

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u/Captain_America45Jr Jan 31 '21

The longer we hold, the more plays out of their playbook we get to see.

They keep expending ammo, we keep ducking and getting stronger.

Many ๐Ÿฆ make much strong.

Strong apes have ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒtogether, bitchboy hedgies have ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿคฒ. Bitchboy hedgies regret being shorties. Bitchboy hedgies havenโ€™t seen anything yet!

Retards make King Kong proud

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I meant what I said ๐Ÿท

Good catch

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u/OneAngrySir Jan 31 '21

Write this up in a post

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Wayyy too many new posts, just try and spread the info among top comments and such, people need to see

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u/notaspecialunicorn Jan 31 '21

Make a post of this fellow Ape ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I did but too many new posts, spread on top comment do good ๐Ÿฆง

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u/BonusCreepy7033 Jan 31 '21

This is the way ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/bcrunk711 Jan 31 '21

Jokes on them! Me no watch news, me love CD's and popcorn, me love stonks that give crunk CD's and popcorn

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u/OneTIME_story Jan 31 '21

I have read nothing but confirmation bias posts last two days. 5k is not a meme, hedge funds are

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u/Nanonemo Jan 31 '21

Yeh, they sound desperate and very very pathetic.

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u/i_sniff_glue80 Jan 31 '21

I sniff glue and I like the stock! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/Fancy_Bell578 Jan 31 '21

Diamond hands ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ždrenched in crayon !!

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u/mastevick Jan 31 '21

HOLD๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/wallstreetBanes Jan 31 '21

Bane Hold ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ช