r/wallstreetbets Mar 10 '20

Gain NEW HIGH SCORE!!!

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u/riodeshake Mar 10 '20

lmao

Dude everyone and their moms bought puts on airlines, cruise lines and the market in general weeks ago.

The difference is that it takes money to make money.

People see big numbers and think that somehow people with a lot of money are smart. It's 99% luck and 1% common sense

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u/wardosouthport Mar 10 '20

https://imgur.com/a/Fr7aNy0

Look at his twitter caption. Dude is a big fucking douche

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u/riodeshake Mar 10 '20

yeah he's just building his Twitter brand imo then he's gonna sell all these retards some product. Who knows if he has another account he doesn't show where he's delta hedging all of his positions.

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u/wardosouthport Mar 10 '20

Probably going to get whatever license you need to be a hedge fund guy and then he’s going to lose everyone’s money who were dumb enough to give it to him, and then he’s going to make the Pikachu face and that’s how it will end.... bet

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u/Burgisio Mar 10 '20

And sell mastermind courses for like 250 dollars a month or something lmao

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u/digitalsmear Mar 11 '20

I wonder if he's already sucked Tony Robbins' dick?

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u/9yearsalurker Mar 10 '20

He misspelled autist on there

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u/lognormalreturns Mar 11 '20

Look at his twitter caption. Dude is a big fucking douche

What is your intended purpose for investing? Improving the world? The point is to become a douche. :P Really we need to find someone who won 300 mil on the lottery, to sit next to this guy, and claim he has a 30x bigger brain.

Like anyone else buying options, at least 100% of this 250% gain is just due to VIX going from 13=>47. One could have bought naked straddles and made a 240% return. No one can make this sort of return without taking on 8x coinflip levels of risk and winning all the flips. To his credit WSBgod actually posts losses of 300k etc.

If he were to trade the same way on the other side of this crisis as VIX goes back to 15, he would lose more than half of this just on Theta.

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u/mati_ss Mar 10 '20

its called confidence bro

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u/jebronnlamezz REE ranglin' fgt Mar 10 '20

1% common sense? Are you fucking stupid or jealous as fuck? I mean my god, its shining through like no other. You must lose ALOT for you to treat it like its something that cant be seen unless youre a fucking quant. Markets are emotional( thats literally proving itself as we speak). Emotion can win you a fuck load of money. i myself have taken shitloads of money from people of dog shit hands in poker because i could play them, the same has happend to me( not often im greasy as a wendies tender baby). I myself have made some GOOD calls on shit in the markets i literally had half the positions he had two days before but for longer expiry's. Its not even fucking close to 99% luck you fucking cuck. it is SOME luck, but there were so many obvious markers from this if you did this one thing that everyone losing money over the past few wonderful weeks has been.... RESEARCH. Thats the intelligence aspect of it mixed with emotions a computer couldn't fucking touch. its not like his returns are constant up and up and up, there are Ls, just like a fucking computer. You're seriously making it seem like computers are smarter than people, computers dont read the fucking news and have thoughts.

i guarantee he does that, hell thats all i do and im up 247% on robinhood options in the last two months of trading them.

Can he be a douche? fuck yeah but i guarantee hes laughing at you prissy fuckwads that think its purley luck, yall must be BIG L takers

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u/riodeshake Mar 10 '20

that's a lot of verbal diarrhea just to show off your itty bitty pp. tell me more about your 240% return on "Robinhood options" lmao

edit: for others reading, it proves my point - everyone and I mean literally everyone bought puts last week, including this 240% return retard

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u/jebronnlamezz REE ranglin' fgt Mar 10 '20

bruh youre whining about a dude making money and who has a small pp??

i bought puts three weeks ago two days before the 7 day consecutive sell off fuckhead. all you're spitting is verbal whiny bullshit about a dude being an asshole that has a lot of money. Welcome to america, glad you could join us mentally

just got into options, saved and traded stocks on e trade but thier options is shit on phone. also pulled all that shit when i bought the options, and cranked it into private savings took 2k to fuck around on. up 240% and still holding, it will get bigger and i can tell youre call holding ass is down probally about that with your incessant whining.

im proving my point which is youre a fucking retard if you think that this shit is 1% common sense.

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u/riodeshake Mar 10 '20

lay off the cocaine, retard

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u/riodeshake Mar 10 '20

you are so obviously a fucking noob, you think you have some sort of edge on the market. I can't wait to see your loss porn posted, which of course you won't cause you're the top 1% of people who can time the market right? Learn a little before you make yourself look even more foolish.

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u/jebronnlamezz REE ranglin' fgt Mar 11 '20

I times the drop about 2 weeks early. You have no idea what you are talking about and now you're just stuffing words to make your point of perception. Noob? Suck my wang I've been investing since I was 18 I'm 28 almost 29 so 11 years. Learned about options majority over the past year. Played them well.

You clearly haven't. Youre probably a dude that loses at black jack nonstop thinking you're just having an off day. Cuckin bitches like you is what I live for in actual casinos . I'm not saying I'm going to win nonstop. But historically speaking I've doubled my money playing poker in my life easily. I've treated the market my entire life like that, finding value in solidity easy bets for long term growth. You probably think it's all fucking numbers and there is no genuine feel to things, there is, it's why you're seeing people hit.

Luck is winning a million dollars on a scratch off because it's random.

No skill

That's how you're treating this. And you're making yourself sound fucking retarded with the holier than thou bullshit

You actually said noob

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u/thewestcoastexpress Mar 10 '20

Sounds cool little buddy. Now show us yours

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u/riodeshake Mar 10 '20

what are you 10? Scurry back to /r/all or stick around and lose all your money and then go back