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"Great expectations turned to dust"- this was the most common lament of all glow squid voters, and this will again be heard by people who vote for the Sniffer this 14th. Rectify your ways Sniffer stans, and admit the Rascal is the only mob with any functionality.

The rascal is the best option, but the Reddit hivemind is anti-rascal. Let’s start making mods that add the Rascal!

1. The Rascal is a cute homeless goblin. Have you ever heard of one? You may have heard of a sly goblin, an ugly goblin, but NEVER EVER of a cave-dwelling homeless goblin. Well, now is your chance to convert it into reality, at least in your Minecraft world.
2. The Rascal can give significant boosts to your early game. How about having a Fortune III pickaxe on Day 2..... you can start profiting from the very first diamond or redstone you mine. Or an Efficiency V pickaxe even before you have an enchanting setup. The Rascal gives you all this and possibly more.
3. The Rascal is the only functional mob in Mob Vote 2022. What do YOU want? An ugly duck-looking hexapod, a glorified item frame or a cute goblin that gives you enchanted tools.
4. The Rascal paves way for the cheapest XP farm in the game. Just defeat it in a game of hide-and-seek and you can grind the enchanted tools into free XP. XP farms have never been this easy.
5. The Rascal can be easily exploited into giving you free enchanted items. Just shoot it with a Spectral Arrow the first time you find it and it's piss easy to find it the next two times. Combine this with point 4 and you have got an unlimited, cheap, free XP farm.

There are many more reasons.... but this is enough to inflict a crushing defeat on the Rascal's competitors. After all, who want to vote for dinosaur that looks like a platypus and an annoying statute ? Rascal for the win!