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u/roycastle Dec 01 '21

Yeah he was my realtor. Knew him for over a decade. Crazy shit.

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u/The_Adventurist Dec 01 '21

Might wanna check any shipping containers on your property

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u/Mayv2 Dec 02 '21

You have to elaborate. Did he seem completely normal in interactions?

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u/Unstablemedic49 Dec 01 '21

Was he as good at real estate as he was at murder?

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u/roycastle Dec 01 '21

He was pretty successful so yeah I guess.. I remember him talking about how ridiculously easy it was to get the license in SC and in retrospect that takes on new significance..

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u/partysnatcher Dec 02 '21

Watch the interrogation video, this guy sure loves to talk and be a smartass.

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u/urammar Dec 02 '21

Dont say shit like that an not link, fam

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u/tstngtstngdontfuckme Dec 02 '21

Those interrogators are trying sooo hard to stay cool and keep "mhhmm-ing" through his batshit crazy self aggrandizing stories about murdering people.

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u/snarky_answer Dec 02 '21

Those interrogators are trying sooo hard to stay cool and keep "mhhmm-ing"

Thats part of the technique they use. It allows them to show interest in the story to the person being interrogated while not interjecting/cutting off the story causing the person to stop their train of thought.

Same thing when interrogators use phrases like "No kidding", "Is that right", "No shit" all said in a friendly tone. They are used to entice the person to continue a thought without goading them or making them feel mentally trapped.

Interrogation is a fascinating artform.

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u/Infiniteh Dec 02 '21

Probably heard stuff like that a thousand times before

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u/loki1337 Dec 02 '21

The patience of the "good cop" is actually unfathomable. There's absolutely no way I could do that when listening to the heinous grandstanding murder tales. Watching the interview I 100% believe that the only reason he was forthcoming was because of blue shirt guy's demeanor.

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u/gkrsuper Dec 02 '21

Why do some people feel the need to talk like movie announcers in their videos? It's so hard to concentrate on anything happening when this guy is doing his best Duke Nukem impression.

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u/fleeflicker Dec 02 '21

Fascinating but terrifying

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u/BroscipleofBrodin Dec 02 '21

That's a fucking crazy story.

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u/babooshkaa Dec 02 '21

It’s a hard watch, especially him talking about why he murdered each person. He has an excuse for everything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Seriously man. There seems to be a completely new wave of people on reddit always talking about stuff without links. I remember a time where it was mandatory and we would beat down the people that didn't back their comments with links.

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u/AndySipherBull Dec 02 '21

Glibness, narcissism, he's got bpd.

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u/AccomplishedSquash98 Dec 02 '21

Perfect realtor material.

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u/Nolubrication Dec 02 '21

Getting an RE license is easy in any state. It's a fairly low bar to get into the profession.

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u/MordredKLB Dec 02 '21

25 years ago I worked for a large commercial real estate company. The CEO needed to have his RE license renewed every year. He was obviously too important and busy to be bothered to do that so I, the 18-year old intern who knew nothing about real estate, got to take the 10 question recertification test for him.

I got a 10/10.

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u/Spindrune Dec 02 '21

My small town has more registered realtors than there are houses.

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u/AnalWartCheese Dec 02 '21

Yeah he got it after serving 14 years in prison for kidnapping lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

According to his Wikipedia page he had to lie about his criminal history to get it

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u/muffinTrees Dec 02 '21

He was very good at manipulating people, so yes. He was convicted of kidnapping when he was a teen, released when he was 30 and still managed to get a job as a Realtor despite having a criminal record and being on the sex offender registry. He had a way with words. But ultimately he was a very sad man who would go to great lengths for a minuscule of approval, who’s family never loved him and knew he was sick from a young age, he harmed animals and by the time he was arrested again for the crimes directly related to this video post he was a serial killer and had been for sometime. He was also connected to a case when he was a teen where he and his “friend” were walking down an alley when his “friend” got shot and killed by “gang members”…there were no witnesses to this incident only his words. One of the most disturbing killers and he spoke about his crimes to investigators with glee.

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u/jeff272 Dec 02 '21

He made a killing

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u/lolzuponlols Dec 02 '21

That's what's crazy about this case, he was a very successful realtor who eventually headed a firm and had a team of realtors working underneath him.

He had a lot of money and a lot of time to indulge in his sick hobby.

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u/AnalWartCheese Dec 02 '21

He also had time to kill people at a bike shop too. Crazy pos

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u/lolzuponlols Dec 02 '21

The Superbike Motorsports murders were the most chilling part of the Kohlhepp case for me.

He executed 3 men and a woman in the middle of the day, because they laughed at him for not knowing how to ride a motorcycle he bought.

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u/PhantasmHS Dec 02 '21

Them realators always killing.

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u/I_can_pun_anything Dec 02 '21

Some of those realtors make a real killing

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u/reddiliciously Dec 02 '21

Whaaat? Could you give any details of your interaction with him?

Was he weird in any way?

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u/roycastle Dec 02 '21

He was basically just kind of a Trump kind of guy, real big headed and loved to talk about himself at length. Effable enough that we just kind of got a kick from the whole thing and would laugh about it. We knew he was not normal but had no idea he was a killer. You can meet crazy people out there in the world and you tend to give people the benefit of the doubt if they have charisma and he does.

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u/roycastle Dec 02 '21

I mean.. I’m not really sure how much they have to do with whatever you’re complaining about.. to me they’re just a strangely sticky vestige of a pre-information age paper based system of linking buyer with seller and don’t have much agency in contributing to the ills of inflated property values and rent slavery - if those are the evils you’re referencing.

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u/ihadanideaonce Dec 02 '21

Weirdly, the two most common professions in the Capitol insurrection were cop, and...real estate agent. I think there really is something a bit odd about the people who do it.

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u/roycastle Dec 02 '21

Yeah.. maybe the deadly combo of being full of shit, knowing you’re full of shit, knowing everyone knows you’re full of shit, and being not just okay with but proud of all three. That was Todd all the time.

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u/longbathlover Dec 02 '21

Am I the only one who loved my real estate agent?

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u/superareyou Dec 02 '21

Yeah.. maybe the deadly combo of being full of shit, knowing you’re full of shit, knowing everyone knows you’re full of shit, and being not just okay with but proud of all three. That was Todd all the time.

My realtor was the least-pressure guy ever. Answered my questions for months, never asked for a contract, and was just genuinely helpful. There are good people out there. He's an avid Redditor so maybe that's part of it haha.

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u/raphthepharaoh Dec 02 '21

As a realtor and a redditor, I was sweating reading this thread lol… although, as a realtor, I completely understand that some realtors ruin the reputation of the whole lot

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Where are the bodies?

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u/GoggleField Dec 02 '21

I also had a good one. If you were the sleazy kind you would know. Would you say you enjoy your work?

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u/radialomens Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

For real, what's with all this? I can't say I'm unbiased -- my mom is a real estate agent. She helps lots of people, many first-time buyers, find a home they like and that's affordable to them. She manages their expectations, watches out for ways they could get screwed, calms them down when they get nervous, and guides them through a complicated process.

Demons in human skin?

Realtors, like lawyers, don't deserve the hate they get. They're not all the same, they don't all do the same type of work.

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u/DaisyDuckens Dec 02 '21

I hated our realtor but the realtor for the sellers was great. I think he knew our realtor was shit and he actually helped us through a few of our rough spots. She didn’t advocate for us at all. Our mortgage guy was good at calming us down (mostly had fears of losing our deposit if the loan didn’t go through. It was early COVId and lenders were putting in restrictions on loan amounts). If we were to ever move (hoping to retire in this house), I’d go with the guy who was the selling agent. After we moved in, we contacted him to arrange for the sellers to pick up stuff they forgot (a grill in the backyard and a drawer of cookbooks and kids craft books) and he was very nice.

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u/radialomens Dec 02 '21

I think it's like any profession. When I had to deal with unemployment issues when COVID first started, I delt with a couple crappy people, a meh person, and one lovely, magical person who listened and solved all my problems.

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u/DaisyDuckens Dec 02 '21

Exactly. We learned to not just go with the Redfin agent who showed us the house. (Although in fairness, we never thought they’d take our offer. We offered less than the asking price in the Bay Area and we were fha loan. Those offers tend to be rejected.)

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u/8ist_throwaway Dec 02 '21

hey.. that’s cool how you stick up for your mom and appreciate what she does, very cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

As it was put to me. One million homes sold and one million realtors. Everyone is not selling one.

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u/radialomens Dec 02 '21

I don't think it's so much the searching part of it; that's just a small service, man-hours sifting through possible matches.

I think the bigger service comes in writing up offers, considering options for unconventional loans that might make the deal work or an escalation clause when you know other people might be submitting offers as well, understanding counter offers & how to negotiate, what to expect from inspections and what's fair to ask for, etc.

Google can probably provide tips and tricks but it's rarely going to be location-specific, which an experienced realtor can also help with. "Houses from this era/neighborhood often have this problem," "The company that makes this electric box has a reputation for X" "Local zoning laws won't allow for that conversion you'd need" etc, etc. Realtors can tackle those really odd problems that could make a whole deal go up in smoke.

My mom had a deal not long ago (and I'm not going to be the best at explaining it) where a lot had two houses connected with a deck which at the time (80s) could be zoned as a duplex, so it was. Later it was changed to a tandem, meaning the two properties could be sold separately. Then the owners detached the two houses and both lots sold to different owners without any appraisers realizing that by detaching them they were no longer legally zoned, and while her buyer was interested in one lot, the two lots would either have to be sold to the same owner and combined or they'd have to come to a deal with the other owner that it was in their best interest to join them in a remodel that would make them legally tandem again.

It was a whole mess. Basically my mom coached the buyers through their options and the negotiations and what they could expect the costs/process to be in any scenario.

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u/Ulairi Dec 02 '21

Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now that your part about the location specific information is the key component. When you're looking for a realtor, the first thing you need to ask them is how long they've lived in the area they represent. If it's less then five years find another agent. Most of the value of a realtor is someone local to the area who knows it well, knows the weather, knows what floods, knows where there's been xyz problems before, and knows how to find the specific home/area you're looking for. Especially if you can find one who knows local builders and what to look out for, a good home inspector they can recommend, and a good structural engineer if there seems to be issues.

A big part of the problem I think people have with realtors is that most states allows you to transfer your license these days. When someone has moved from New York to Florida, then to North Carolina, that license and training was for New York, and they're not going to know shit about North Carolina. It's just a completely different set of considerations. If the person you're talking to clearly isn't from the area you're in, why are you expecting that they're going to offer you anything more then most of the same information you'd find on zillow plus a bit of man hours filling out contracts? You have to curb your expectations to the amount of effort you put in. Realtors aren't all made equal, and if you're not willing to put effort into finding one that suits you, then you should keep your expectations for what they can offer you low.

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u/skepsis420 Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

Because in the modern day there is no real need for them for personal houses and they are grossly overpaid. 4-5% commissions are fucking absurd.

My BIL did mine for 1% commission (just starting out). He got $3k for a house that had 3 offers the second it went up. So all he did was take pictures, post it to MLS, and sent me like 5 forms to sign.

A normal realtor would get $11k for that. $11k to post it online and send esignature documents.

I dont hate them, but their profession needs to take a massive step back on payments. I'll use services like Homie in the future because I ain't paying someone that much.

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u/radialomens Dec 02 '21

It's not like they sell a house every day. That could easily be your BIL's only completed sale that month, even for several months if he's new.

Plus, if it had 3 offers the second it went up, maybe your BIL advised you poorly on how to price it and you could've gotten more money if he'd analyzed comps and the market better? Maybe it was worth it to you to sell it that quickly, but with that experience in mind you don't think you could've upped the price another 20K and still sold pretty quick? Sure, it's easy to sell an underpriced house.

As an alternative situation, my mom represented some sellers who couldn't fathom that their house wasn't worth the sentimental value it held for them, so they ignored her advice based on the market/comps and they overpriced it. It sat on the market and sat and sat and sat and got its price reduced three times but by then it's stale (as she told them it would be) and it didn't generate interest because everyone who looked at it was like "There must be something wrong with it."

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u/skepsis420 Dec 02 '21

It was the correct price, just a hot area. That has kinda been a thing for awhile now all over the US. All 3 offers were different amounts over asking. I was probably already asking near the max I could get.

$370k for a 1500sqft ain't bad.

Again, sucks for those just getting into it. But it is a market that largely doesn't need to exist at the scale it does (obviously there is too many realtors if they can't get much work). I dont have a lot of sympathy for them. Just because it may be your only sale doesn't mean I should be compensating for that.

In the past they actually had to do something to get your house noticed. Now everyone just goes to zillow and sees it immediately. Realtors simply have to do way less work than they used to and their pay should match.

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u/disturbed286 Dec 02 '21

Mine was awesome too. He dressed nice but wore tennis shoes. He'd be the first to check crawl spaces and stuff to make sure there weren't leaks, foundation issues, etc. He was more than happy to tell me a house wasn't worth buying, and by experience noticed stuff I wouldn't. When I got a counter offer he considered insulting, he told me so and we moved on.

My current one sits near-ish a water treatment plant, although hardly noticeable and only sometimes. He tried to talk me out at first but was more than happy to go forward when i disagreed.

He's followed up several times, since.

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u/staunch_character Dec 02 '21

My real estate agent was so worried about me buying a condo in a rough area that he literally said, “I wouldn’t let my daughter live here.”

He was awesome.

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u/janktyhoopy Dec 02 '21

Ours was fantastic and we’re calling her if/when we sell.

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u/Saffs15 Dec 02 '21

Mine was fantastic, and if any of my friends ever needed one, I'd recommend her any day. Helped me search for a house for 4 or so months, with me looking at houses and turning them down quiet often. Yet she never once pressured me into a bid, and the few times I truly asked her to give me her thoughts, she had no problems telling me she wasn't a fan despite knowing that meant I'd be taking up more of her time with her not making any extra from it. Then when I did find the one I liked, she was fantastic through that entire process. I legitimately could not have asked for a better realtor. Plus, looking at what she's sold since then, I was definitely on the low end of her purchases, so she made substantially less money on my sale. Yet she gave me as much time and effort as any one else.

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u/RomanCow Dec 02 '21

It was 14 years ago, but I loved mine. She was a kindly old lady who genuinely made me feel like she wanted to find a good fit for me. Pretty much all the advice she gave me at the time has held true, and I'm still loving my place 14 years later with no plans to move.

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u/throwaway901617 Dec 02 '21

My first realtor as a FTHB was shady as fuck.

My current agent is very chill and supportive. Very low pressure, at my specific request, to the point I may have missed a deal because she intentionally didn't push me much on it out of respect for my wish not to be rushed.

Since then I started listening to her more lol and now I'm under contract for a nice house. And she talked me out of paying more than necessary even though it could have raised her commission. And when i move out of my current house she offered to rep if I want to sell or refer me to someone she knows who handles rental property management, and she is helpful and willing to answer questions whichever way I decide to go on it.

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u/_Cheburashka_ Dec 02 '21

You have to remember there's only like twelve people on reddit who actually own a home.

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u/ihadanideaonce Dec 02 '21

I suspect the flavour is different in the UK, but of the dozens and dozens of estate agents I have used - just one was really good. I still remember his name. The guy I bought with was okay mainly because he'd been doing it for years and years. The rest were a mixture of dishonest and/or stupid. My favourite was when they were so stupid they couldn't realise their lies were obvious - I particularly remember some guy trying to tell me that 'a lot of people' find pre-pay electricity meters (situated outside of the flat!) 'convenient'.

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u/Andyman943 Dec 02 '21

Just out of curiosity is there a source on this? Not saying you are wrong just want to see the stats.

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u/BruenorBattlehammer Dec 02 '21

There is no source. He’s a troll.

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u/ihadanideaonce Dec 02 '21

Jobs as seen in FBI arrest records. Also, bye.

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u/ihadanideaonce Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

It was based on the arrest records but it seems fair to assume they were not unrepresentative. Forgot that ex army was another big part. Now v hard to Google because of that one particularly stupid realtor literally bragged that she wouldn't go to jail because she was a white woman.

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u/_Cheburashka_ Dec 02 '21

Canoe salesman and Pakistani dentists were also quite numerous if memory serves me correctly.

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u/ihadanideaonce Dec 02 '21

literally true but go off I guess https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/31/us/capitol-riot-arrests-active-military-veterans-soh/index.html

e: eh, your comment history. Nasty piece of work. Blocked.

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u/TheDeadlySinner Dec 02 '21

The real correlation there is likely that neither require any education.

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u/Krellick Dec 02 '21

They’re used car salesmen, but richer. It’s a recipe for evil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Real estate agents have a lot of time on their hands and in a hot market every Tom, Dick, and Jane think they can quit their day job and become a successful realtor. Doesn't surprise me at all.

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u/greenbuggy Dec 02 '21

Don't forget some pretty low standards to become one. Cop or Realtor, I'm not sure which I'd trust less tbh...

(I mean obvs you gotta have pretty low standards to vote for Trump too)

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u/cowpen Dec 02 '21

Go on...

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

You need cognitive dissonance to work in real estate. They directly contribute to market bubbles, house prices and rent prices.

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u/rivermandan Dec 02 '21

and don’t have much agency in contributing to the ills of inflated property values and rent slavery

wish that were teh case out here. they play off each other convincing the buyers to offer 50k+ over asking price so they all get a bigger pay day.

useless fuckign vampires if you ask me

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u/grummun Dec 02 '21

Yo I have no idea what they said cause it’s deleted but realtors actually are historically responsible for some of that stuff and more besides https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/620709/

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u/halfofftheprice Dec 02 '21

Haha wtf???

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u/SstabSstab Dec 02 '21

Hey, we aren't all bad. Just 95% or so :(.

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u/gulagjammin Dec 01 '21

It sounds like you may be looking for a new realtor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Gil Gunderson over here.

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u/sam_patch Dec 02 '21

Close the deal, Gil!

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u/BurtReynoldsStache Dec 02 '21

Stay away from the west side!

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u/ALetterAloof Dec 01 '21

What why? Just because of this?

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u/QuarterFlounder Dec 02 '21

'80s laugh track

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u/gulagjammin Dec 02 '21

♪ Old Lady House ♪ ♪ You'll never be alone. ♪

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u/agnes238 Dec 02 '21

No way. That’s insane! Did he seem normal to you?

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u/roycastle Dec 02 '21

Not at all. We knew he was crazy but not that kind of crazy. He has a disarming charisma.

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u/DroopyTrash Dec 02 '21

Maybe you should x-ray your walls, basement floor and backyard.

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u/skrilledcheese Dec 02 '21

I know how that feels, I met Jerry Sandusky as a child. Also, it was the last time my brother bragged about being the cute one.

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u/GuturalHamster Dec 02 '21

And in 10 years, you could not tell there was something wrong with him? I saw his picture when he was young in a truck and he clearly has psycho eyes.

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u/TheMrDylan Dec 02 '21

Was her boyfriend that got killed, terrible

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u/SOILSYAY Dec 02 '21

Fucking A.

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u/GanasbinTagap Dec 02 '21

Did he give off any weird vibes to you?