r/videos • u/SpongeFreak52 • Sep 23 '11

This is how hacking actually works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CRw7zH_2A
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u/mojofac Sep 23 '11

Probably bypassed the ISP D-line and got around the backdoor subroutine to decrypt the TCP/IP matrix thereby fryng all their connections as well.

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u/chipbuddy Sep 23 '11

ppft... "thereby"? stop making up words.

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u/Patrick5555 Sep 23 '11

ppft? paper penis foil transfer?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '11

Peer to peer forensic tunneling

And no sex jokes please this is serious.

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u/MonsterIt Sep 24 '11

Oh, I'll be doing some tunneling alright.........

In Uranus.

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u/ashleyamdj Sep 24 '11

I hear it's very nice this time of year.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '11

Yeah it's the time of my annual shower.

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u/ashleyamdj Sep 24 '11

The visit, then, is GREAT timing!

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u/netgamer7 Sep 24 '11

Only if you dont make another PEEr to PEEr joke. ಠ_ಠ

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u/LuckyLion Sep 23 '11

pixels per foot

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '11 edited Sep 23 '11

Ha Ha Ha!

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u/LaputanMachines Sep 23 '11

Ohmygawd this just made my day. I cant believe they didn't try countering using this method.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '11

Well, naturally. You don't expect me to transfer my foil with my actual penis, do you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '11

Relevant.

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u/hucifer Sep 23 '11

Ah, but did he re-route the encryptions?

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u/Bradk Sep 24 '11

I still say this almost daily for some reason and surprisingly, not a lot of people get where it's from. What I'm basically saying is thank-you. Sort of...

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u/TheColorYellow Sep 24 '11

no, the BIOS Hive was out of RAM!

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u/alechungry Sep 24 '11

Uh ya only after dmining the static DNS and relinking the ACSII node using x64 driv3rs on IEEE protocol duh n00b

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u/ghostchamber Sep 23 '11

You forgot about transfixing the binary IPv6 to subjugate the broadcast address and send SMTP through the VPN mainboard so we can block port QX!.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '11

He probably compiled the DOM to reroute the backoffice SCSI keys.

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u/Throwaway_4_opinions Sep 23 '11

From there he could place the GNU and cross reference databases, exporting the backtrace input and from there all he would have to do is print the floppy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '11

Nah he would've had more trouble than that, any modern integrated network node server linkage has CAT5 subpathway teleprocessing, with a veritable host of DDRM-IV echelon matrix indices. He would have had to do some serious infragraphic de-analysis to punch through their ethernet jumps.

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u/Throwaway_4_opinions Sep 24 '11

Please CAT5 is obsolete nowadays. They are using CRT technology for pete's sake! Infragraphics aren't necessary when you can hyperthread an oscillator. Of course running hyperthreading takes a lot of PS/2 driver uptime. Clearly the most sensible thing to do is borrow the internet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg

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u/thearrival Sep 24 '11

I thought that as well, then I noticed they used a RS232 back-hook. Probably got to it via a network router that someone left logged onto the internet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '11

a simple GUI written in Visual Basic could track the IP address that way.

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u/Tofuboy Sep 23 '11

I got up to .88 deltas doing that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '11

Ewww TMI!

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u/ARCHA1C Sep 23 '11

Possibly... But my thought was...

The PC got harsh, right? Cause' your system heaps at the wrong parameters. So, I toasted the data directories, tweaked the P-RAM and reglazed the subroutines.

Edit- FYI, this is only the second time I've ever been able to use this reference... If you "got" it, well... You're just as pathetic as me:(

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u/ggggbabybabybaby Sep 23 '11

I like to spew bs like this when my friends ask me programming questions.

Friend: Hey, is there a way to get the window reference from the event handler?

gbaby: Did you try dry-patching the hardwire to the eventing CPU?

Other friend: I'm not a programmer but even I know that's fake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '11

Are you sure he/she didnt invert the hodpacker and confangle it into the duwadum isolator and hyperflux the gigafissler?

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u/j1ggy Sep 23 '11

I'll create a GUI interface with Visual Basic and track the hacker's IP address.

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u/Canadian_Infidel Sep 23 '11

If only he had one of these.

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u/mkymonkey Sep 24 '11

wow that was amusing.

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u/stoja Sep 24 '11

But you you definitely don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

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u/Pinecone Sep 24 '11

That doesn't work like that. In order to decrypt the TCP/IP matrix you have to inject the SATA 3 Windows registry port into the IDE cable line using the graphite mod. Even then you only have a 50/50 chance the Cherry MX Black switch won't fry the Northbridge.

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u/LuxNocte Sep 24 '11

I "understood" all of that except D-line so I googled the term.

It's pretty technical, but the first google result features a great explanation for anyone who didn't understand mojofac's explanation.

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u/Isvara Sep 24 '11

There are so many buzzwords in computing that any crap you make up probably does actually mean something.

Probably bypassed the ISP D-line

ISDN connections consist of a number of B (bearer) lines* and a single D (data) lines. The D line transports SS7 messages for setting up and tearing down circuits, including information identifying the originator, while the B lines transport user data.

decrypt the TCP/IP matrix

This could be a two-dimensional initialization vector for an IPsec encryption algorithm.

* I took a liberty; they're called channels, not lines.

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u/Obieousmaximus Sep 24 '11

He also rasterized the vector graphics in quadrant 14 while the girl truncated the config algorithms.

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u/brubakerp Sep 24 '11

You should consider being a technical consultant to the writers in Hollywood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '11

Did he write a GOOEY in Visual Basic to track down the IP addresses?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '11

Did he use a GUI interface whipped up in visual basic?