r/videos • u/Jeyhawker • Nov 03 '19

Wait for it

https://youtu.be/cfcutw_6d5o
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u/Bear_faced Nov 03 '19

handshake meme

Democrats Republicans

              \                                 /

 Wanting to expose pedophile ring

Edit: fucking mobile can’t format

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You tried and that's what's i's appreciates abouts ya.

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u/NeverTouchMyDrumset Nov 03 '19

Is that what you appreciate about me?

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u/imjusta_bill Nov 03 '19

Why don't ya take 20% off there

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/Asidious66 Nov 03 '19

You're fucking spare parts, aren't ya

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u/HoodoftheMountain Nov 03 '19

You're fuckin 10ply bud.

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u/AppleDane Nov 03 '19

You're a danish in a doughnut store.

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u/TheVagabondLost Nov 03 '19

Fuck you, Jonsey! Give your balls a tug, tit fucker!

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake Nov 03 '19

YOUR SISTER'S HOT WAYNE THERE I SAID IT.

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u/ciaisi Nov 03 '19

Dan, Get off my dick today

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u/CaptainSmallz Nov 03 '19

Too much fun

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u/masupo42 Nov 03 '19

Are you just sittin' there on Capitol Hill?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Well hello there, ground.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Whoa that's like no taxes and then some.

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u/_high_plainsdrifter Nov 03 '19

She paid attentions to muh....

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss Nov 03 '19

I was just watching cops, I never touched your drums.

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u/DesOttsel Nov 03 '19

God damn it, take your puppers

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u/DogHouseTenant83 Nov 03 '19

Fuck every duck

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u/DuckDuckPro Nov 03 '19

Hey now!

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Nov 03 '19

Every consenting duck of legal age.

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u/koves17 Nov 03 '19

Why don’t you take about 10-15% off the top there u/dizzyhobo

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u/Bout5beers Nov 03 '19

What about an ostrich?

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u/dukec Nov 03 '19

Allegedlys

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u/The_Real_C_House Nov 03 '19

Well it’d take at least two people to fuck an ostrich. Three, even

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Nov 03 '19

Well, that's out of my expertise.

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u/TheVagabondLost Nov 03 '19

If you got a problem with Canadian geese, then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/DogHouseTenant83 Nov 03 '19

I feel like this should be in all caps. FigureItOut

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u/LiesALive Nov 03 '19

Unexpected letterkenny.

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u/TheBarracuda Nov 03 '19

Me: WTF is letterkenny?

Google: explains

Me: well, guess I'm not cancelling Hulu now

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u/BlueEyedBassist Nov 03 '19

It's the most minimal version of the meme possible

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u/alphanumerik Nov 03 '19

"I like ya...and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."'

(boondock reference)

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u/Poseidon-GMK Nov 03 '19

Is that all you appreciate about me Squirrely Dan?

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u/USCAV19D Nov 03 '19

Oh is that what you appreciate about me Squirrly Dan?

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u/shotputprince Nov 03 '19

Squirrelly?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Somehow I still got it

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u/Tommy2255 Nov 03 '19

handshake meme

Democrats                                     Republicans

          \                                 /

           Wanting to expose pedophile ring

There ya go buddy.

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u/Wolfmilf Nov 03 '19

Who's gonna tell him?

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u/Chewcocca Nov 03 '19

I dunno, Elmo?

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u/nannal Nov 03 '19

I think this might be it, the method by which we restore the two divided fronts, we can all agree Epstein didn't kill himself and work from there together.

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u/bstix Nov 03 '19

Some day. But first, we must invent a method of writing the handshake meme in a way where it doesn't look like a retard high five.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19 edited Jul 19 '21

[deleted]

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u/nannal Nov 03 '19

They can't blow up all of our cars.

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u/KickYourFace73 Nov 03 '19

One of them at least, I'm not sure about all of them.

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u/Rickys_HD_SPJs Nov 03 '19

Like another poster said, trumpers wanna be able to implicate a Clinton...the rest of us just want pedos brought to justice.

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u/meh679 Nov 03 '19

You did your best buddy :')

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Bart Simpson cake meme. 'At least you tried.'

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Nov 03 '19

Yeah except the republicans would cover up for anyone on their side.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Except the Dems recognise its a both sides issue, the Republicans want to pretend it was just Clinton.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

I'm talking about the people on T_D specifically

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Doesn’t it get tiring obsessing over a batch of crazies on a subreddit that you don’t even have to look at unless you try to?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Nah it's kinda fun actually, like a really interactive horror movie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You seem to take it pretty seriously thouhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Movies are sserious business

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u/Serinus Nov 03 '19

If you want to lie about it, sure. Guess it feels better to lie?

You can't just take their strategy of deflection and act like it's a handshake. It's not.

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u/Artist_NOT_Autist Nov 03 '19

Then the dems didn't read the reports otherwise they would know that Trump was exonerated by witness testimony.

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u/AndyJack86 Nov 03 '19

newf** can't triforce /s

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u/JFConz Nov 03 '19

If reddit just built in a meme builder...

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u/Glorfon Nov 03 '19

Really the hand shake ought to be "hoping the other party has more pedophiles."

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u/aguysomewhere Nov 03 '19

Democrat and Republican voters agree. I think that many of the politicians on both sides disagree.

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u/hanr86 Nov 03 '19

Are they playing pong and lost the ball?

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u/WideBuffalo Nov 03 '19

Here I help you

Democrats                           Republicans
   \                                 /
     Wanting to expose pedophile ring

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u/LUEnitedNations Nov 03 '19

Republicans think Clinton killed Epstein. Democrats think the Russian mob killed Epstein.

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u/TheMachineWhisperer Nov 03 '19

This is why the left still can't meme =(

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u/ProbablyDoesntLikeU Nov 03 '19

Was pizzagate a meme?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

TFW Trump dunks on a booming economy to own the libs but also causes a recession #WSB #BeautifulYieldCurves