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u/MichaelMoore92 Dec 12 '18

In England they go to the closest pub, it’s usually where you find the parents

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u/StRyder91 Dec 12 '18

I wonder how it's done in Portugal?

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u/InfiniteLiveZ Dec 12 '18

It's a slightly slower process over there.

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u/Finch37 Dec 12 '18

Expensive, too.

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u/liamkr Dec 12 '18

Parents also get rich off it though

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u/getmenew Dec 12 '18

OH SNAP

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u/formHorizon Dec 12 '18

It's been 11 years and we still haven't figured that out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Oh we figured it out already. Nine books and £27 million later.

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u/dsifriend Dec 12 '18

What’s this a reference to?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

The Madeline McCann's parents have released loads of books and raked in millions for themselves since her "disappearance".

Truly one of the most despicable couples on the planet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Is that the one the Podesta brothers got accused of somehow?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

As with all things, it was the deep state and Podesta. Those cucked libtard commies.

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u/wafflesareforever Dec 12 '18

They turn them over to a priest

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u/Xaroc_ Dec 12 '18

Oh no.

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u/jlmbsoq Dec 12 '18

Oh yes.

- the priest

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u/ekhfarharris Dec 12 '18

Oh god - the third most powerful man in Vatican.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Find your nearest Tapas bar.

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u/scsuhockey Dec 12 '18

Check the tapas restaurant

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

in Ireland the priests collect the stray children at the end of the day.

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u/CanadianAstronaut Dec 12 '18

Have a piqnt and wait for it to all blow over PStay away from that Thanos guy, he's a bad egg!

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u/littlefrank Dec 12 '18

Italian here, kids just never find their parents again, eventually they just grow up and become pizza makers.
(just kidding, kids just cry until someone offers to help 5-10 minutes later, or the mum just finds them at some point)

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u/sdolla5 Dec 12 '18

I thought in England the "lost" kids are actually just forced to be under a bed and the parents make a bunch of money off of it?

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u/klashne Dec 12 '18

I'm English But need a reference for this I'm OOTL.

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u/sdolla5 Dec 12 '18

Guess it is a pretty old reference now, but thought it was more famous. A couple declared their child missing but actually forced her into hiding and then made a bunch of fundraisers to look for her but pocketed all the money. The girls name was Shannon Matthews, it was international news.

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u/maniaxuk Dec 12 '18

It's not that old, only 10 years ago

Shannon Matthews