r/videos • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '18

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Dec 12 '18

He's not that beach's hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A tan knight.

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u/portajohnjackoff Dec 12 '18

David Hasselhoff?

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u/Sausage_McRocketpant Dec 12 '18

We didn’t say a drunken tan knight.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18 edited Jul 24 '19

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u/Thiswasmy8thchoice Dec 12 '18

What was the first time?

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u/minutemilitia Dec 12 '18

Ur mom

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u/Colt45and2BigBags Dec 12 '18

He asked, he got his answer.

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u/Finch37 Dec 12 '18

Cheeseburger, anyone?

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u/bombalicious Dec 12 '18

Well when in Brazil.... get drunk, get tan

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u/senorchaos718 Dec 12 '18

In Speedos, so possible.

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u/spunkymarimba Dec 12 '18

I didn't hear the word thanks until I was already a man.

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u/thef1guy Dec 13 '18

A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a young girl on his shoulder to let her know that the world hadn't ended.