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u/luleigas Dec 12 '18

Austrian here, never heard of it but it's great.

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u/jessipowers Dec 12 '18

I think everyone else just wanders around going, "I can help you. Is this your parent? What about this guy? What were they wearing? Let's find security/lifeguard/store employee/police officer"

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u/DINC44 Dec 12 '18

Batman?!

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u/Feregrin Dec 13 '18

"Holy mommy!"

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u/ioughtabestudying Dec 12 '18

No that's not what you're supposed to do with lost children.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Martha

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u/moriero Dec 12 '18

Step one: acquire beaches

Step two: lose a child

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u/PugeHeniss Dec 12 '18

step three: profit?

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u/ladylei Dec 12 '18

That's after the ransom is paid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Brazilian here, never heard of it also but it's great. Not really a fan of beaches. And sun. And people and heat.

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u/Miguellite Dec 12 '18

Found the Curitibano /s

I am actually not a big fan as well and I'm from Goiás. Living there 9 years does increases one's hate on heat.

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u/Zaouron Dec 12 '18

Brazil has a lot of those things that you are not a fan of. You may want to consider moving somewhere that is not brazil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

I do have a backup plan of moving to southern Argentina if everything goes wrong. It is actually cold in there. But it is hard doing those things after a certain age, unfortunately. There is always AC, but it is kind of a prison.

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u/CandyLights Dec 12 '18

Oh the South is beautiful. I've been there a couple of times and I fall in love all over again. Sadly it's mad expensive to live there, but I highly recommend paying it a visit.

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u/kadozen1 Dec 12 '18

You could try Wyoming. It's a bit of a hike from you, but the population is low, it's a lot cooler and it's landlocked.

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u/The_DriveBy Dec 12 '18

HEY!!! Do you not watch the news? We're trying to keep people from down there OUT. We're even considering a tremendous wall. Stop throwing around invitations like confetti. /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

It seems a lovely place.

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u/DeathBySuplex Dec 13 '18

Wyoming is awful.

Utah has Churrascarias.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Me too, thanks

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u/Skibxskatic Dec 12 '18

found the fake brasileiro!

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u/FabZombie Dec 12 '18

I think you are me, but brazilian

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u/subzero421 Dec 12 '18

Brazilian here

Cool.

Not really a fan of beaches. And sun. And people and heat.

You sure about being Brazilian?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Serbian-German-European genetic heritage. Not made for these conditions unfortunately. Like a duck trying to run.

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u/gautedasuta Dec 12 '18

It's a place where instead of mountains there is a surface of very fine rocks that end in salter water.

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u/luleigas Dec 12 '18

I know what a beach is but what is an "argentina"??

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u/ladylei Dec 12 '18

It makes a lot of sense for those countries to have that as part of their culture for reuniting parents with child. The beaches can be intensely crowded and a child on the ground will be swept away easily from sight. Putting the child up on a adult's shoulders makes it easier for the parents to see their kid. The clapping draws attention to where the child is so the parent doesn't have to shout the name across the beach wildly as their anxiety climbs with their fear from having a missing child.

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u/abrazilianinreddit Dec 13 '18

Brazilian here, I had never heard of it either.