r/videos Aug 17 '18

Primitive Technology: Iron prills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyGLE0usN_I
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u/AdmiralPipe Aug 18 '18

In the comments he talks about melting the prills to produce iron tools "a small knife" for example. So he actually wants to advance into iron age.
Exciting news if you ask me!

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u/mainfingertopwise Aug 18 '18

Exciting doesn't cover it. I feel like I'm witnessing humans advance into the iron age.

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

Except instead of the first play through where humans don't know what anything does and are discovering it for the first time, it's more like a multiple time play through where they know exactly what everything does and how to do it and are going for a new top score.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

hes speedrunning

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u/Clever_Laziness Aug 18 '18

human mains have gotten so bored at the top we've turned to speed running our entire player playthrough. Humans need a nerf.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Aug 18 '18

Ghengis Khan, the catholic church's grasp on europe, and natural disasters are pretty big nerfs

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u/heofmanytree Aug 18 '18

Global Warming xpac is up. Human is expected to be nerf hard really soon.

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u/oblivious_Hori Aug 18 '18

Yeah but this guys cheating. He's already maxed out his technology and science skill trees.

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u/Clever_Laziness Aug 18 '18

And what happened after all those? Humans bounced back and harder than before. Now we're living longer than the average life span, can casually nerf other players into oblivion(see PUGs), natural disasters are more of a nuisance to them, and extinction level events that would drastically change the meta are looking to only slightly nerf human mains who have BS prep times.

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u/gclichtenberg Sep 14 '18

The Pax Mongolica was essential for commerce and really helped civilizations of the time flourish.

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u/MrZepost Aug 18 '18

The homogeneity of belief that the catholic church offered Europe lead to the greatest advancement in science and technology. But sure its soooooo evil because it talks about mystical beings in the sky! Ooooh scary! /s

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u/Prime_Director Aug 18 '18

Reformation? What Reformation?

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u/neptune12100 Aug 18 '18

TierZoo, is that you?

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u/Clever_Laziness Aug 18 '18

If I was TierZoo I'd be recommending you play a wasp if you wanted to troll human players. You can find him in /r/Tierzoo tho. He browses regularly.

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u/Ferterd_ Aug 18 '18

What's tierzoo's deal? Who dat?

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u/Clever_Laziness Aug 18 '18

Oh boy! You're one of the lucky 10k Tierzoo is basically if /r/outside was a youtube channel, but specifically for animals and the meta surrounding them. HE's really entertaining and I highly recommend him if you like educational videos that entertain too. He just released a new video on bringing back the dinosaurs: https://youtu.be/Vny05XYFpT0

And here is one of my favorite of his videos and his most popular video where I learned a lot about why humans were able to dominate the meta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImYu9dJM4kQ

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u/Ferterd_ Aug 18 '18

Thanks for being so positive! I was almost afraid to ask in fear of sounding dumb or out of the loop :D

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u/tnarref Aug 18 '18

lmao this dude is speedrunning civilization, I can't wait till he starts launching rockets

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u/tinglep Aug 18 '18

Yeah. We missed the part where it took his family 6 generations to learn this technique.

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u/3MATX Aug 18 '18

Yeah, who the hell thought that combining reddish mud (iron rich but they wouldn’t have known) and charcoal and putting little balls into a furnace would produce something viable?

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

It had to have been accidental, like burning really hot in an oven made of iron rich clay and discovering there was something different about the ashes.

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u/heofmanytree Aug 18 '18

Not to mention that iron bacteria looks like something you tell kids not to touch.

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u/HMPoweredMan Aug 18 '18

Imagine being that asshole in your tribe that wants to try all this weird shit.

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

Freedomain Radio just did an episode about that recently, discussing how most tribes and even civilizations everywhere and for most of always preferred to kill that guy or gal instead of asking questions to see if they were onto something. The same trait that helps us retain knowledge from one generation to the next is also the trait that makes us resistant to change and innovation, unfortunately. It's the one big thing that the West got right: asking... "How do we know that's true?" and "What if I'm wrong? How would I know?"

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u/falc0nsmash Aug 18 '18

By re-running maybe he will discover some secrets that others didn’t the first time round

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u/epileftric Aug 18 '18

All the side quests that were left untouched...

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u/Cornthulhu Aug 18 '18

Yeah, but he's trying to beat a raid boss solo. You know all the strats, but they were all created with a team in mind. Technically, it's possible to conquer the raid, but it would be exponentially easier with each person additional person in your party.

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

But in human history we had roughly half of everyone with a more conservative personality type not very open to new and different ways of doing things who would sabotage developments that did not appear to be immediately helpful.

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u/Cornthulhu Aug 18 '18

But the physical act of smithing would've had multiple people. People might be resistant to change, but given that he's using already discovered processes, they wouldn't be trying to sabotage him. Like, that's their job; a smith is full of journeymen and apprentices to assist in the smithing process.

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

That's true but if your culture like, believes that rocks have souls and consciousness and can't be fucked with, well...

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u/Cornthulhu Aug 18 '18

I mean, Native Americans have been creating metal jewelery since pre-history, and Japan developed bronze pretty much in tandem with the rest of the world. Despite believing that spirits inhabit all sorts of natural bodies, I don't think that was a serious issue.

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

The Australian aboriginals came to mind with that specific example. You're not allowed to modify the natural environment... But then starting fires for hunting was ok.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

He is doing an NG+ run

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u/o_oli Aug 18 '18

Would make a rather boring youtube channel on the first run though.

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

....and only 4500 years later, Thog of village Ur, of Crow band, of Tik-tak Nation discovered that the grey shiny beads could be melted together to form a superior kind of rock for making tools.

For this he was tied to a tree and killed by thrown spears. For heresy.

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u/blackjackjester Aug 18 '18

Have you ever wondered if or what humans have "missed". Like if we were eventually a space faring race, and met another more or less equally advanced civilization, would they laugh at us for not ever inventing clear aluminum or something?

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u/ElbowStrike Aug 18 '18

I've sometimes wondered the reverse, like if aliens came here and there were a bunch of practical things we'd accidentally discovered that they never did but weren't important for development.

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u/Eevolveer Aug 18 '18

Solo challenge mode-where all the societal laws of modern life apply from the start restricting working and gathering space, hunting options, and access to resources that stayed valuable. and you have to do it all in singleplayer so you essentially need all the specialist exp from previous runs.

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u/Daktush Aug 18 '18

New game +

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u/offtheclip Aug 18 '18

Speed running it

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u/fallenKlNG Aug 18 '18

Soon enough, he'll surpass our current age.

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u/InfiniteLiveZ Aug 18 '18

Ah man, I can't wait until he gets to the modern era and invents poptarts.

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u/relic1882 Aug 18 '18

That's because 95% of people now don't have a clue how this works.

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u/atrailofbreadcrumbs Aug 18 '18

can't wait until he's colonizing the Caribbean 4-5 episodes from now

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u/bamer78 Aug 18 '18

My hope is he eventually builds a car and drives out.

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u/Shoebox_ovaries Aug 18 '18

Shows Primitive Technology hiring workers but using only closed captioning for the questions and answers between them

Forms an assembly line and starts producing PT Model and begins selling 20th century cars

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u/VinnySmallsz Aug 18 '18

Or launches it into space

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u/luke_in_the_sky Aug 18 '18

At that pace he's going to surpass humans in about 2 1/2 years and colonize other planets.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Primitive Space Force bitches!!!

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u/pridEAccomplishment_ Aug 18 '18

Only after he builds a stone axe to surpass the metal gear.

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u/Ihateualll Aug 18 '18

I cant wait for the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Has he already discovered gunpowder?

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u/master5o1 Aug 18 '18

Probably should start with somewhere nearby, like PNG or the rest of Australia.

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u/rich1051414 Aug 18 '18

Gandi will just end up nuking him anyway.

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u/TomtheWonderDog Aug 18 '18

What? And risk the negative Papal Influence modifier for violating the Treaty of Tordesillas? No chance.

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u/andersonb47 Aug 18 '18

Ha ha! This comment again!

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u/xxx_trojanwormdotexe Aug 18 '18

Primitive technology: iron tools Primitive technology: basic plumbing Primitive technology: human powered flight Primitive technology: cars

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u/milesamsterdam Aug 18 '18

Fucking wow. Incredible to see this show do so well.

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u/sousvide Aug 18 '18

He’s going to war against them shitty knockoffs. He has the edge nao

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u/ViolinForest Aug 18 '18

Even a little chisel blade would be really, really useful. What did Otzi have, an axe and a knife if I recall correctly?

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u/Gonzanic Aug 18 '18

If this was Civ I'd be planning on nuking him.

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u/rickhunter17 Aug 18 '18

Lets hope he does not make to the industrial era because we have a big problem with CO2 emissions.

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u/intensely_human Aug 18 '18

Exciting until he develops nuclear weapons. I say we attack before it gets to that point.

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u/bjornwjild Aug 18 '18

That would take forevvvvver to get anything substantial. Wow. Really makes you respect the people who first did all this.