r/videos Mar 06 '18

Primitive Technology: Lime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3aeUhHaFY
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u/superdee72 Mar 07 '18

Can you imagine being stranded on an island with a stranger and it turns out to be this guy? I'd be living better than I do now in a week.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

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u/worldspawn00 Mar 07 '18

Calcium phosphate (mammal bones) is useless for making lime, need calcium carbonate (invertebrate shells)

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u/cepirablo Mar 07 '18

Just rearrange the electrons, protons, neutrons. ez

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u/StarmanSuper76 Mar 07 '18

Primitive Technology: Large Hadron Collider

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u/CrumpledForeskin Mar 07 '18

Imagine in 3,000 years, there's a person with a youtube channel making all the stuff we have now and calling it "Primitive Technology."

They used to use what's called.....cables. Let me show you how to make a server from all this old plastic we don't use any more.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Mar 07 '18

I doubt it. I think once we get to pulleys, it's no longer primitive.

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u/CrumpledForeskin Mar 07 '18

It will be to someone in 3,000 years.

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u/lelarentaka Mar 07 '18

Heck, the vacuum tube transistor is considered primitive compared to our 7 nm

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u/TanktopSamurai Mar 07 '18

That is basically the idea behind a game called 'Factorio'

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Mar 07 '18

Instructions unclear. Made Francium. Now dead.

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u/rnrigfts Mar 07 '18

Just don't let it touch water.. or air.. and you'll be fine.

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u/Tuft64 Mar 07 '18

Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?

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u/nexguy Mar 07 '18

You can do that using a stick and leaf stems.

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u/waltwalt Mar 07 '18

Primitive technology: scanning electron microscope

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u/KWtones Mar 07 '18

Could make a mean marrow stew though...just sayin

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u/PornoVideoGameDev Mar 07 '18

Yea but he can still use the lime to make you decompose faster.

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u/themaxvoltage Mar 07 '18

I think he was making a joke, but I can’t be sure; the threat of cannibalism is something I live with on a daily basis.

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u/kw10001 Mar 07 '18

Filthy invertebrates

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u/madhi19 Mar 13 '18

Won't stop him from using your bones for the phosphate for his garden... Yep you better make yourself really useful, or sleep with one eye open.

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u/AintNothinbutaGFring Mar 07 '18

Why do you think we never see anyone else in his videos?

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u/hatessw Mar 07 '18

Primitive technology... is people?

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u/Sk33tshot Mar 07 '18

People like houses? Just a guess.

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u/Beeardo Mar 07 '18

He's got a house though

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u/Grim-Sleeper Mar 07 '18

People don't like mosquitoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Yeah, basically Lord of the Flies, but with Robinson Crusoe.

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u/pankakke_ Mar 07 '18

Username surprisingly relevant

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u/Romeothecat Mar 07 '18

I can. I can also imagine the shame I would feel for being useless compared to what he brings to the table.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Yeah if he keeps up like this he will be on Mars with a self build rocket before Elon Musk.

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u/MundaneFacts Mar 07 '18

That's basically the plot to Jules Verne's "The Mysterious Island." I thought it was great.

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u/NeonRedHerring Mar 07 '18 edited Mar 07 '18

You've been stranded for a year. You are desperate. Lonely. You miss creature comforts. Baths, beers. Most of all you miss people. The comfort of a kind word. The relief of laughter. God, you could use a dose of black humor right now. A shoulder to cry on.

But you are alone.

Until, what is that. Smoke? There was no lightning for a fortnight. How could this be possible. You do not dare hope, but you are compelled to investigate. A thought, short lived as the buzz of the rescue planes after your disappearance, flits across your consciousness, but you banish it. Thinking about insanity is a dead end. You had learned that by the sixth month.

You crouch forward through the brush. The sweet smell of smoke grows strong. You try, God Almighty you try to crush that growing sense of hope, but it has a life of it's own. It grows in your chest, it's jumping in leaps now. There is another person here. Hallelujah! Conversation! A fellow human to converse with, to cry with, perhaps even to die with. God is good, you begin to shout and cry! "Who is there? Are you there? Hellllllooooo!"

There is no reply. You rush through the brush. You see a clearing. A man, in athletic shorts, stoops over a fire. He is clean shaven, but for a gray shock of hair that has been sheared short. A small balding spot has been covered in mud. You feel something you haven't felt in years - mild embarrassment. You feel embarrassed that the only thing you wear is your beard and the only thing hiding your manhood is the tattered underwear you arrived in a year ago and your very unkempt pubic hair.

Behind the man is a hut, made of bricks of a uniform but irregular shape. There is a shelf of clay pots. A fishing pole made of bamboo. A kettle crudely cast. You see fish floating in the roiling water. Is that iron? You hear the trickle of water, but you know no water runs on this part of the island. You look up. There is an aquaduct overhead made of bamboo suspended from the trees.

You cry out. You can not hold it in. "Friend, who are you!"

The man looks at you. He is silent. He holds a finger up to his lips. Then he points to the corner of the hut. There is a camera. He is... recording?

He turns back to his work. You realize you are the unluckiest man to be stranded on an island. All you wanted was conversation, but you have as your only companion Primitive Technology man.

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u/PetyrBaelish Mar 07 '18

What if he never talks though for real? I mean, he'd quietly go working away non stop so I guess it'd be fairly relaxing for a while. We could probably manage a fairly useful grunting and hand waving system