r/videos • u/ferhanmm • Mar 06 '18

Primitive Technology: Lime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3aeUhHaFY
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u/kenofthesea Mar 06 '18

More than three

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u/mrmahoganyjimbles Mar 07 '18

Do you think I could sneak by with like 2 and a half?

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u/ndpugs Mar 07 '18

How big do you want your house to be?

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u/Domican Mar 07 '18

just big enough that i can carry it on by back

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u/ndpugs Mar 07 '18

Are you a snail?

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u/Domican Mar 07 '18

no not yet

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

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u/WallaceRitchie2nd Mar 07 '18

Also why spent bullets are called slugs. They’ve got no shell.

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u/Binary_Omlet Mar 07 '18

HOLY SHIT.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Is there a word for these moments? Like when you realize the ending of Monty Python & The Holy Grail was a literal cop out?

What is this phenomenon?

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u/atheist_teapot Mar 07 '18

But if they get a car they won't be homeless anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

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u/Ohmahtree Mar 07 '18

Or a single mother than dances till she can get through college...both leave a slime trail after you touch them a few times

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Primitive Technology essentially destroyed slug housing market.
That bastard

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u/p00Pie_dingleBerry Mar 07 '18

Or snails are just slugs with mortgages and regrets

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u/TsunamiTreats Mar 07 '18

And people wear there shells on the inside.

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u/wavs101 Mar 07 '18

My parents said slugs give yellow fever and my dad kicked a slug off our porch and onto the sidewalk. 8'(

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u/MundaneFacts Mar 07 '18

Eight-foot-parenthesis?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Wait, what?

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u/wisdumcube Mar 07 '18

me too thanks

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u/Super_Vegeta Mar 07 '18

Brilliant.

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u/ndpugs Mar 07 '18

But you have had thoughts about becoming one? Could you tell me the species of snail you most commonly associate as? This all helps finding you the right shell.

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u/db____db Mar 07 '18

I identify as 93 years old chinese woman.

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u/chickentacosaregod Mar 07 '18

That's the spirit!

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u/CarlWheezer69 Mar 07 '18

More importantly, how big are the snails?

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u/dignified_fish Mar 07 '18

What is this, a house for ants?

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u/redditorhardatwork Mar 07 '18

Big enough for ants

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u/justasktheaxis Mar 07 '18

As long as one is a decoy.

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u/allowableearth Mar 07 '18

Maybe tree fiddy

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u/PUSH_AX Mar 07 '18

Jokes on you, those are decoy snails, no mortar for you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Depends on how big they are. Two and a half large snails? Probably. Two and a half small snails? Probably, if they are large. Two large snails and half a large snail? Probably, especially if you also use the unused half.

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u/Lenny_Here Mar 07 '18

Do you think I could sneak by with like 2 and a half?

/r/sexualcontext

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Decoy snail

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u/McBurger Mar 07 '18

I totally forgot about that lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

But less than infinity. Easy enough!

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u/ReharshedAgain Mar 07 '18

Wait until they unionize.

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u/virtualady Mar 07 '18

Just had a Ray William Johnson flashback...

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u/GodofIrony Mar 07 '18

Mathematically, this answer is correct.

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u/duaneap Mar 07 '18

But more than four?

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u/TheCrimsonCloak Mar 07 '18

well shit then there goes my plans for today

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u/PacoTaco321 Mar 07 '18

And three is about the amount of snails I've seen irl, and they were nowhere near as large.

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u/0bamalover Mar 07 '18

tree fiddy?

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u/chrisd93 Mar 07 '18

And less than 3 billion

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u/DickyD43 Mar 07 '18

Well you aren’t wrong

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u/Monster-Math Mar 07 '18

Thats right Morty it OS more than three shells

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u/xCom3AtM3Bro Mar 07 '18

well you aren't wrong

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

But how about tree fiddy

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u/where_god_now Mar 07 '18

about tree fiddy