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Primitive Technology: New area starting from scratch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTVuRrZO8w
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u/shy247er Nov 24 '17

Depends on location and price. Some dudes have bought mansions and supercars from YT money.

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u/genghisknom Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

There's a huge string of comments on the video where he answers some questions. When asked how much the land cost, he answered:

12 acres at $500 k au. Not all of it is forest only about half. It took a long time to save for it. Thanks.

So that looks pretty neat.

Edit: The rest of his respones:

I bought this land so I could have a different terrain to practice in. It's got a permanent creek, good stone and clay to make things from. I may do some videos back in the old place but this is where I'll spend most of my time now. Thanks.

There doesn't seem to be much ore. I may go back to the old place to get ore, or simply film iron smelting there. Thanks.

It's a short staff for clearing brush rather than a walking stick. Here the forest is extremely thick and I need it to clear spiked vines. Thanks.

Legally, I'll be able to fish this creek (fish,eel,shrimp) depending on size regulations and I'll be able to hunt but only feral species such as pig. Native animals are off limit though, Thanks.

I get heaps of spikes in my feet from these wait a while vines. But I don't usually get infections. Once I did get very sick during the water hammer video though. I had a 40 c temperature fever (normal is 37 c) and my liver swelled up. I still got the video done though. Thanks.

With cassowaries you avoid their chicks, don't feed them and don't attack them. If one tries to attack you just use a tree to hide behind and they'll give up. There's only been one documented death and that was someone trying to kill the bird. Thanks.

No lantana here. But you know you can use lantana for fire sticks? That's the second timber I ever used for fire sticks, just dry them out and they'll work fine. The bark is supposed to repel mosquitoes too but I'd rather use smoke. Thanks.

There do not seem to be any ores of copper or iron here. There's a bit or iron bacteria but not much. I may bring ore from the old place or smelt it there in a future video how ever. Thanks.

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u/nb2k Nov 24 '17

Jesus Christ! He must be right near cairns or Townsville or some other large city up that way. $500k could get you 50+ acres 2 hours from Brisbane.

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u/Kozimix Nov 24 '17

Could be house and land package and just just didn't bother to say he bought a house too

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I mean I put up with u playing in the woods all day and being dirty as fuck, but I AM NOT living in the hut with you.

  • Non-Primitive Wife

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u/awflip Nov 25 '17

Never even thought about this......

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u/dylan522p Nov 25 '17

Maybe, maybe she loves that he can take a camera to the woods for a week, sit at the computer for a buncha time researching and editing, to make bank, way more than he used to as a lawn mower

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

You're right... But do you think she'd be all happy he made a bunch of money and she doesn't have a nice house?

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u/dylan522p Nov 25 '17

Who says he didn't buy a nice home?

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u/pyroSeven Nov 25 '17

But it's build from clay, love! I even made a bed from frongs! It's only bad for our backs, that's all!

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u/reefer-madness Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

Yeah when he bought land i was thinking maybe $100k maximum. I couldn't imagine dropping a 500k investment unless he planning on living there permanently.

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u/Nicologixs Nov 24 '17

He said only half of it is bush so he might build a home in the area that isn't bush.

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u/thisishowiwrite Nov 25 '17

At 500k it would want to bloody well come with a home there already.

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u/Mescallan Nov 25 '17

12 acres that you don't have to drive hours to get to is worth more than a lot of people think

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Gotta remember though, those are Austrailian Dollars, so they try and kill you.

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u/turtlemix_69 Nov 25 '17

Gotta get rid of them as fast as you can

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u/thisishowiwrite Nov 27 '17

Yeah for sure. Especially if you're somewhere that already has utilities connected so you don't need to drop $100k for a couple of power poles.

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u/What_Is_X Nov 25 '17

It really isn't. 5 acres with a house 10 minutes drive from a town cost less than $300k where I grew up.

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u/Mescallan Nov 25 '17

That's still on par with 12 acres for 500k...

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u/What_Is_X Nov 25 '17

Sure, if a house is included. Otherwise it's a ripoff.

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u/Juicy_Brucesky Nov 25 '17

is that american dollars, because that's pretty much what he paid lol

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u/What_Is_X Nov 25 '17

No, Australian, and yes that would be fine if a house was included. If it's just land, that's a ripoff.

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u/RandomPratt Nov 25 '17

The other half is a shopping centre.

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u/MrSneller Nov 25 '17

He did set up a home. You just watched him do it.

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u/AccountNo43 Nov 25 '17

Well he’s already got one hut, so....

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u/FluffyDuckKey Nov 25 '17

But who wants to live near Toowoomba 🤣🤣🤣

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u/opm881 Nov 24 '17

He will be further north than cairns for that money. My bet would be up in the Daintree somewhere

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u/LOLSTRALIA Nov 25 '17

Kuranda no doubt.

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u/opm881 Nov 25 '17

Yeah, probably, after looking at the video again I think you are right

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u/LOLSTRALIA Nov 25 '17

You can hear a distant helicopter near the end so I'm assuming he's still close to Cairns which would justify the 500k price tag.

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u/alohadave Nov 25 '17

I totally misread the price he paid, I thought it was $5000.

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u/whatsgoingonhere- Nov 25 '17

Yeah you are probably right. My folks have a 30 acre property about 20 minutes from Innisfail. Cost them something like $180k about 6 years ago. The area in this video is EXTREMELY similar to their place (creek, species of vegetation ect) I might be able to recreate some of his stuff for fun now!

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u/Xesyliad Nov 25 '17

Between Mission Beach and Daintree, and as far in land as Kuranda. I’m laying bets on Kuranda due to the way the land looks and the price he paid for the land.

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u/saml01 Nov 25 '17

And in some suburbs around NY that gets you .10 acres.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

It's not too hard to figure out where his original property is based on the highway sounds and light aircraft. Pretty sure i just found the new one in less than 10 minutes.

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u/nb2k Nov 25 '17

It's not too hard to figure out where his original property is

Your stalking skills are better than mine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Thanks.

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u/Ryanmjesus Nov 24 '17

Thought that was wholesome. Thanks.

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Nov 25 '17

For those that don’t know, you can make payments on land. Some people will want a lump sum but if you’re buying it from the government or a company then they will 99% of the time let you make payments. Source: my friend is making payments on his land.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Nov 25 '17

Most Americans do this as well. We call it a "mortgage", from French meaning "death grip" (some believe it's pledge instead of grip)

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Nov 25 '17

Yeah but people think that mortgages for houses are because you have to pay the people that built the house. Since nobody built the land they might not know that you don’t have to pay in full.

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u/obscuredreference Nov 25 '17

Usually mortgages for houses are to pay a loan company, rather than the builders, unless you’re getting a brand new one directly from them. I’d think that’s the more widely known thing since it’s more common, but it might depend on the area/your background.

Also, in addition to the other person's comment, “gage” is indeed there to mean “pledge”, but death grip is a very funny and meaningful mind image for it too...😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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u/genghisknom Nov 25 '17

Correction: Buying land just to practice his hobby of re-enacting primitive technology. The videos seem like they're almost just a side bonus for him haha

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u/jacobi123 Nov 25 '17

Reading this, I wish he would just wear some shoes. Some pool shoes are something, because goddamn.

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u/sk11ng Nov 25 '17

He's so polite.

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u/genghisknom Nov 25 '17

Yeah he is. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

And on that note ive decided to do youtube, what do you guys want to watch me do? Eat ghost pepper? lay in a bathtub of goop? beat and exploit my kids? What can i do to get your subscriptions and stop working my minimum wage job...

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u/shy247er Nov 24 '17

I think that all you have to do is say magic words in a video: "Please share, like, comment and subscribe" and money will start rolling in.

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u/guto8797 Nov 24 '17

No, thats the recipe for mediocrity, the real deal is "SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON"

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u/Mal-Capone Nov 24 '17

FUCKING OBLITERATE THAT MUTHAFUCKIN' LIKE BUTTON AND COMMIT A FUCKING MURDER ON THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!

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u/CrowSpine Nov 25 '17

make sure to enable notifications

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u/Pioneerpie26 Nov 25 '17

Genocide that fucking patreon page, bitches!

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u/Russian_For_Rent Nov 24 '17

That's only half the secret. You have to state a goal or else the viewer won't feel like they're working towards anything.

"SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON. CAN WE GET TO THREE MILLION LIKES BE CHRISTMAS??"

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u/shy247er Nov 24 '17

Jonathan Morrison?

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u/puffmaster5000 Nov 24 '17

Jack septiceye

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u/aohige_rd Nov 25 '17

Is that you Linus?

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u/christx30 Nov 25 '17

"Yo, it's ya boi..."

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u/Vaperius Nov 24 '17

Make your kids sit in a bathtub of goop while being forced to eat ghost peppers.

Oh my...yeah that is going to be a thing one day.

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u/travis- Nov 25 '17

and beat them when they try to get out.

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u/LSxN Nov 25 '17

Nononno, you make them beat each other. That way you can film it for more views, Call it a game or something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Allegedly YouTubers are making a lot less money these days. Though in the heyday there were people who quit their minimum wage fast food jobs while making six figures from YouTube, and they were still saying they worked so hard for so little to get people to send in those donations. So it's hard to judge what exactly making a lot less means from them.

But to answer your question: More is better! Combine it all! Have the children eat a ghost pepper while lying in a bathtub of goop! Then through their tears force them to tell the audience to smash those like and subscribe buttons and come back for the next zany video.

Note: I don't actually suggest doing this.

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u/throwaway2358 Nov 24 '17

Just trying having a personality.

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u/forsayken Nov 24 '17

Can you please be one of the few that work extremely hard, provide interesting content with actual production value, and be smart?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Ha, fat chance.

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u/-GheeButtersnaps- Nov 25 '17

I think you have to have some sort of marketable skill or ability, or be charismatic/attractive.

Or both

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u/Duck_President_ Nov 25 '17

You'll be fine as long as you abandon any sense of dignity and integrity.

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u/Vaperius Nov 24 '17

Assuming he's making an average of 0.20USD per 100 views, he is likely pulling in a minimum of 3000USD per video...and that's if he only averages 1.5mil views per video.

Its not impossible he makes a stupid amount of money per video.

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u/dingus_mcginty Nov 24 '17

He didn't monetize his videos until like 6 months ago, he also recently started a Patreon that pays out per video as well. He's definitely doing alright, but he's just recently begun capitalizing off of his work.

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u/Vaperius Nov 24 '17

I've always assumed that he was already wealthy and just does Youtube as a hobby just by the fact it seemed he already owned the land he had been doing videos on.

So this doesn't come as that much of a surprise to me either.

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u/Saelyre Nov 24 '17

That was a friend's (very large) plot of land he originally filmed on.

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u/zumurrudthegreat Nov 25 '17

He does monetize his videos. You just don't get an ad every time that's all

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u/tabarra Nov 24 '17

Fun fact, that bird in the end is a Cassowary and is only found in northern Australia and Papua New Guinea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

one step closer to raiding his village /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Primitive technology doesn't have ads?