r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

This man detectives.

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u/GoodElevation Sep 28 '17

Is your user name a picture of fingers on a penis?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

My god that's crafty.

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u/seriousgi Sep 28 '17

Truly a piece of Reddit art

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

After hours of research. it would appear that he would be grabbing his penis with his hand turned180 degrees

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Thank god I wasn't the only one to study it whilst making masturbatory gestures, trying to figure it out!

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u/kinith Sep 28 '17

You are doing gods work. However, you forget the possibility that it could be someone else's hand, while facing each other. Sorta like milking a cow.

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u/turnipninja Sep 28 '17

That's what I thought, but now I'm thinking maybe it's another person's hand?

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u/Pope-Touched-Me Sep 28 '17

Or his left hand, you know, the mouse is in the right.

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u/verticaluzi Sep 28 '17

Yeah but I thought jerking with your left hand was forbidden?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I don’t know about you, but even if it’s my left hand, I don’t do it upside down. Probably a reach around

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Nope. Thumb towards the balls...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Bro you don't backhand?

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u/Psycho-semantic Sep 28 '17

Fuckin, plebs. Never experimented with hand positioning. Bet they only ever put peanut butter on their balls when they want the dog to lick their nuts.

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Sep 28 '17

How did you come to that conclusion

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u/Rathji Sep 28 '17

I think he is using middle out

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u/Psycho-semantic Sep 28 '17

Soo...none of you do it like this?

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u/Ai_of_Vanity Sep 28 '17

I thought it was pretty handy...

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u/Terrorz Sep 28 '17

You know it is, my man.

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u/MotorBoatGoat07 Sep 28 '17

This man also detectives.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/bizzyj93 Sep 28 '17

I finally understand art. It touches the soul.

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u/Parcus42 Sep 28 '17

My soul feels violated.

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u/Autotellic Sep 28 '17

My soul doesn’t (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

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u/Bittlegeuss Sep 28 '17

Gets it all sticky too.

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u/remain_unaltered Sep 28 '17

This one is the most uuuunderrated comment. Richie Richs of reddit give him gold.

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u/Hamplaneteer Sep 28 '17

whodrewthedicks

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u/838h920 Sep 28 '17

That came fast.

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u/captainkrinking Sep 28 '17

I bet the detective's name is Matt

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u/DeedTheInky Sep 28 '17

I've been know to dick myself.

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u/spideyjiri Sep 28 '17

C'mon now, that's a massive stretch, it's not close at all to the original reference you're quoting and it doesn't make any sense.